Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moving to Edmonton! Starting a new chapter in my life. It's going
to be a page-turner :)
Note: This profile contains many instances of randomness, monkeys,
and spontaneous expression. Reader's discretion is advised.
Preferably with a smile.
What I’m doing with my life
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What would you like to eat? I'm learning to cook. What's fun in
this world? I'm learning to explore. I sometimes wonder how hard it
is to train monkeys... When I get that right, I'll train my monkeys
to make sushi and fly with me. Well of course I'm going to learn
how to fly. It's only a matter of time. Free yourself from your
physical confinements and the world will look so much more awesome.
Conclusion: glorious meals will be made and invitations will be
sent to dine with my monkeys and I. You'll definitely ask for
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spontaneously busting through walls shouting "OH YEA!!!" ... no
wait...that's Kool-Aid... I love to run though. Contrary to other
people's preferences, I like to sweat :P. Also love swimming,
skiing, and staying fit in general. You gotta take care of your
body! I like playing chess with my little brother, teaching him
strategy and game. Can't wait for the day he actually beats me.
(Edit: He beat me. *proud tears*). I constantly have music in my
head and find myself humming throughout the day. I like to think I
play tennis well, but the balls usually go more vertical than
horizontal. I joke, I kid, I love it when I laugh so hard it hurts,
all the while intoxicated by beautiful aromas, colorful food,
tasteful drinks, and surrounded by amazing friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My impeccable ability to rock sunglasses like a movie star.
Oh, and I have good posture. And beautiful toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Cakes, desserts, and exotic fruits. Pastas, sea food, and bbq ribs.
I'm a HUGE food lover, easily seduced by good food (*hint hint*).
Dean Koontz novels, I love. Suspense and thrillers. I'd read
anything interesting in my hands, but sometimes I prefer to create
life through my pen. Love movies, and I watch often, but not that
much at cinemas. Movies are for comfort- at home. Going out should
I love a creative mind. Imagination! Things that make me smile,
laugh, jump, dance, feel alive and go muahahaha!
Music! I play a few instruments and I want to learn the guitar next
when I get the chance. Making music is an ecstatic feeling.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I treasure strength.
Provocation, curiosity, and originality.
People who open the world who are bright, funny, well-read
joyous. Creators, doers.
I need humor in my life. Creativity. A sense of fun and adventure.
The ability to feel, to smile and laugh in every joy, comfort, and
And I value the monkey typing this for me. He's learning quick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
A girl who won't hesitate to follow me in my vigilante ways... A
girl who's brave enough to jump into a car with me at a moment's
notice and crash through the house of an evil-doer. We'll get out
onto the roof and be like... "Drugs are not cool. Stay in school."
Get back in the car, put it in reverse, and leave a gaping hole in
the side of the house... They'll be like deers staring at oncoming
headlights. Yea...that'll teach 'em.... Being my sidekick has its
benefits, so expect good things in return. Like apple pie.
Definitely sweet, warm, apple pie...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
plotting ways to take over the world. Ideas are welcomed. If not, a
good story will do :P
I like telling stories as much as I like hearing them. So have the
courage to speak up, make an effort, crack open that thick skull of
yours and let out a good story. Don't hold back. I'll listen and
think you're crazy no matter what you say. Therein lies the fun.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Publicly shaved my head once because of a bet. Then I convinced two
others guys to do it with me. That was fun.
If our meeting were to originate from this site...well that
wouldn't be a very interesting story... so I'm willing to create a
lavish story about how we met. Excuse me while I let my mind run
wild. Let's involve sun showers and great big forests, getting
chased by circus monkeys and funny fellows in golf carts, making
apple pies and big messes, fancy cocktails with unusual names,
dancing in the night, and slow, passionate kisses...
You should message me if
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you're not afraid of getting off your ass and meeting new people.
Let's have some fun. You can rest when you're old :)
I hate you. Let me think. Maybe not. Who can hate that smoldering
body. That intoxicating scent. That charming laughter. That
enchanting smile. You picked a lemon? Throw it away. Lemonade is
overrated. How about the simple water dripping in the desert, the
elixir of life? And you, you are delicious, brave, sweet. But I
know you can get lonely, as can I. I know you can crave
companionship and love. Passion and adrenaline. You deserve the
heart of the ocean, the sorcerer's stone. The pot of gold at the
end of the fucking rainbow. So take the sword in the stone, the
fountain of youth, the power of the sun. Embrace the blackness of
the night in which you are taken away. Take a breath and make the
plunge, for I am the captain of your soul.
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