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wuleslie

25 M Edmonton, Alberta, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Romanian (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Moving to Edmonton! Starting a new chapter in my life. It's going to be a page-turner :)

Note: This profile contains many instances of randomness, monkeys, and spontaneous expression. Reader's discretion is advised.

Preferably with a smile.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What would you like to eat? I'm learning to cook. What's fun in this world? I'm learning to explore. I sometimes wonder how hard it is to train monkeys... When I get that right, I'll train my monkeys to make sushi and fly with me. Well of course I'm going to learn how to fly. It's only a matter of time. Free yourself from your physical confinements and the world will look so much more awesome. Conclusion: glorious meals will be made and invitations will be sent to dine with my monkeys and I. You'll definitely ask for seconds.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spontaneously busting through walls shouting "OH YEA!!!" ... no wait...that's Kool-Aid... I love to run though. Contrary to other people's preferences, I like to sweat :P. Also love swimming, skiing, and staying fit in general. You gotta take care of your body! I like playing chess with my little brother, teaching him strategy and game. Can't wait for the day he actually beats me. (Edit: He beat me. *proud tears*). I constantly have music in my head and find myself humming throughout the day. I like to think I play tennis well, but the balls usually go more vertical than horizontal. I joke, I kid, I love it when I laugh so hard it hurts, all the while intoxicated by beautiful aromas, colorful food, tasteful drinks, and surrounded by amazing friends.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My impeccable ability to rock sunglasses like a movie star. Spotlight baby.
Oh, and I have good posture. And beautiful toes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Cakes, desserts, and exotic fruits. Pastas, sea food, and bbq ribs. I'm a HUGE food lover, easily seduced by good food (*hint hint*). Dean Koontz novels, I love. Suspense and thrillers. I'd read anything interesting in my hands, but sometimes I prefer to create life through my pen. Love movies, and I watch often, but not that much at cinemas. Movies are for comfort- at home. Going out should be interactive.
I love a creative mind. Imagination! Things that make me smile, laugh, jump, dance, feel alive and go muahahaha!
Music! I play a few instruments and I want to learn the guitar next when I get the chance. Making music is an ecstatic feeling.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I treasure strength.
Provocation, curiosity, and originality.
People who open the world who are bright, funny, well-read and
joyous. Creators, doers.
I need humor in my life. Creativity. A sense of fun and adventure. The ability to feel, to smile and laugh in every joy, comfort, and sensation.

And I value the monkey typing this for me. He's learning quick.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
finding a sidekick to follow me in my vigilante ways... preferably a girl who's brave enough to jump into a car with me at a moment's notice and crash through the house of an evil-doer. We'll get out, get on the roof of the car, and be like... 'Kids, drugs are not cool. Stay in school.' Get back in the car, put it in reverse, and leave a gaping hole in the side of the house... They'd be like deers staring at oncoming headlights. Yea...that'll teach 'em.... Being my sidekick has its benefits, so expect good things in return. Like apple pie.
Definitely sweet, warm, apple pie...
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
plotting ways to take over the world. Ideas are welcomed. If not, a good story will do :P
I like telling stories as much as I like hearing them. So have the courage to speak up, make an effort, crack open that thick skull of yours and let out a good story. Don't hold back. I'll listen and think you're crazy no matter what you say. Therein lies the fun. Promise.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Publicly shaved my head once because of a bet. Then I convinced two others guys to do it with me. That was fun.
If our meeting were to originate from this site...well that wouldn't be a very interesting story... so I'm willing to create a lavish story about how we met. Lets involve sun showers and great big forests, getting chased by circus monkeys and funny fellows in golf carts, making apple pies and big messes, fancy cocktails with unusual names, dancing in the night, and slow, passionate kisses...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're not afraid of getting off your ass and meeting new people. Let's have some fun. You can rest when you're old :)
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I hate you. Let me think. Maybe not. Who can hate that smoldering body. That intoxicating scent. That charming laughter. That enchanting smile. You picked a lemon? Throw it away. Lemonade is overrated. How about the simple water dripping in the desert, the elixir of life? And you, you are delicious, brave, sweet. But I know you can get lonely, as can I. I know you can crave companionship and love. Passion and adrenaline. You deserve the heart of the ocean, the sorcerer's stone. The pot of gold at the end of the fucking rainbow. So take the sword in the stone, the fountain of youth, the power of the sun. Embrace the blackness of the night in which you are taken away. Take a breath and make the plunge, for I am the captain of your soul.