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wumpus9000

31 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 2:32pm
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Okay), Sign Language (Okay), LISP (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm a mildly extroverted person, who is left handed. I'm a little weird. Ok maybe a lot weird.

I just bought a place in Eckington (It's ok, I didn't know where that was either), which is near the NoMA metro stop. I'm officially a DC gay!

Say hi. I dare you.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a software engineer, interaction/workflow designer, and general-purpose nerdy person working for a small software company in Arlington (sometimes I go to Austin, TX). I still don't quite know what I want to be when I grow up... and I'm ok with that.
I’m really good at
Taking things apart and putting them back together. Assembling IKEA furniture. Creative cooking. Stating the obvious. Explaining naturally occurring phenomena through math and science. Talking to my rubber ducky. Driving stick. Inspiring others to do amazing things. Making friends with other people's pets.
The first things people usually notice about me
If I'm wearing them, my glasses, as they are big and nerdy-ish.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Harry Potter. Bossypants. How To Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting To Kill You. The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America: A Guide to Field Identification. Tugboats in Action. The C Programming Language. I loved Wicked, but I hated Gregory Maguire's other books. Otherwise, anything non-fiction that talks about how the body works - I love biochemistry stuff.

Movies: So many! Anything from artsy (Shortbus), to weird (Repo! The Genetic Opera), to Campy/Musicals (RENT, Hairspray, Chicago), to CGI-porn Action (X-Men, Transformers). I also love kids movies - Frozen, Mr. Peabody and Sherman, anything Muppets. It's because I'm 31 going on 12.

Shows: COSMOS, Game of Thrones, House of Cards, Breaking Bad, 30 Rock, Doctor Who, Battlestar Galactica, 30 Rock, Archer, Family Guy, South Park, Star Trek (all but Enterprise), and Futurama.

Music: All over the map on this one.

Food: I would like to call myself a meatitarian, but I do love veggies too. I try not to eat grains. Now brains on the other hand... Braaaaaaaaains!!!!!
The six things I could never do without
1) Glasses/contacts
2) Smartphone du jour
3) Enumerated lists of things
4) The Google
5) Whiteboards
6) Cherry Coke Zero
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Kittens. How I can make the world a better place. Kittens. How I can make the world a better place for kittens. What's for [insert next meal of the day here]. Kittens. When I am going to go back to finish grad school and what I will research. Kittens.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar. Watching Netflix. Doing laundry. Having dinner with friends. On a date. Working out. Going exploring. Want to help me pick?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A few years ago, for two whole years, I listened to nothing but the series of Harry Potter audiobooks in my car during my commute. I would alternate back and forth between the US version read by Jim Dale and the UK version read by Stephen Fry. What I learned: The Stephen Fry version is better.

Bonus private thing: I regularly explain my problems to one of my collection of rubber ducks, who all just stare at me judgy like, until I figure out how to fix it myself.

Bonus bonus private thing: I collect rubber ducks.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You believe in the prose of Matt Inman and Randall Munroe. You believe in the Oxford comma. You agree that sometimes the antagonist is the most compelling character and you secretly want him/her to win even though you know he/she won't. You might identify as even mildly nerdy. You like board games. You aren't afraid of being forced to go outside and hike. You have a spiffy-awesome cat that you would like me to meet. You have a spiffy-awesome dog that you would like me to meet. You have a spiffy-awesome [other animal species here] that you would like me to meet. You refer to things as "spiffy" and mean it.

So say we all!