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25 Laurel, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 8
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Science / Engineering
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Decided it was time to purge by profile because, well, why not? No one actually reads this section, anyway; and for good reason. You can't properly portray yourself in a few lines or paragraphs; at least I hope you can't.

More to come . . . Maybe.

I see the world in numbers. I'm looking for someone to change that.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Going to space and back on a daily basis. Spending most of my time working in a cave.
Leaving pennies on the ground heads-up for people to find.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Growing satellites.
Rescuing cats from trees.
Getting stopped by TSA (and the German equivalent).
And many other less important things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I like to eat healthy. Except for the occasional(ly frequent) runs to Taco Bell.

I love to read. My favorite book is The Count of Monte Cristo. I'll read anything from the classics, to fantasy, to horror, to philosophy (I'm not smart enough to write my own, so I'll settle for reading everyone else's)

My favorite type of movies are psychological thrillers. American Psycho, Inception, Shutter Island, The Machinist. If I'm not complaining that it doesn't make sense at the end, it wasn't good enough. Of course, I do like comedies, scary movies, and the occasional romcom, too . . . .

My TV is on Comedy Central 99% of the time. The CC logo is actually burned into the bottom right corner of my screen. I like plenty of other shows, I just don't watch any on a regular basis; but I'm always up for a HIMYM, It's Always Sunny, or Scrubs marathon!

I like a wide range of music. I'll give anything a chance, but my favorites are usually the punk/rock/pop type. The Killers, Jack White/White Stripes, No Doubt, Blink 182 (really, anything that involves Tom DeLonge), Led Zeppelin, Anberlin, you get the picture. I'll never turn down a good concert!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Mountain Dew
My dog (even though she's now with my Dad in Virginia . . . )

I'm sure there's more . . . if you really want to know, ask!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-How much I can beat Google Maps' expected travel time without getting a ticket.
-The concept of infinity.
-How frustrating would it be if loaves of bread came with an uneven number of slices?
-How is the match percentage calculated and does it really mean anything?
-Zeno's paradoxes. I believe the tortoise will win.
-Why 99% of single people seem to live in Baltimore or DC, but not in between.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I could be out. I could be relaxing at home. I could be exploring the world. I never know until it's here.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I kind of really hate the "mustache" fad. I just don't understand it.

I'll go against the grain and say I don't like to travel all that much. Though, I do it quite often for work. There could be some sort of correlation there. I may have a different opinion if I traveled with someone other than coworkers.
You should message me if
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-You have or know a cat that needs rescued.
-Pluto will always be a planet in your mind.
-You don't say in your profile that you use the Oxford comma (yes, we all agree it's the correct way to write, but you don't need up be pretentious about it).
-You look and/or sound like Lana Del Rey. Or you just want to drive around and swoon over her voice with me.

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