Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I really like bacon. And pineapple. Separately, although I haven't
tried them together before. I'm looking for a woman that shares
some of my interests but also has her own. Some pursuit she is
passionate about. Something to prevent me from becoming her only
I'm not asking for much in this regard. It can be any kind of
hobby, and completely devoid of any practical use as long as you
love it. Reading books doesn't count. Everyone should read. Now if
you are reading with the goal of writing your own stories, that
counts. But they better be good. Or x-rated.
I am relentless and unconventional.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
reveling in the democratization of media
I took a year between full time gigs at two big tech tech companies
(guess which ones) to start my own business doing websites and
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
acronyms (html css php vba sql etc)
The first things people usually notice about me
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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
movies by the cohen brothers, wes anderson, david lynch, quentin
tarantino, david fincher, tod solondz
computer manuals, and other non-fiction mostly. it sounds like
something you'd say in a job interview, but it's true: when I read
fiction I feel like I'm not being practical enough. which is
bullshit because I spend plenty of time wasting time on other
things like watching basketball, playing video games, watching
bands at bars, not watching bands at bars, eating at bars...but for
some reason when I'm reading, I figure I wanna maximize it. nothing
against fiction. I couldn't live without it.
pizza, sushi, teriyaki burgers
foxygen, grizzly bear, man man, animal collective, black lips,
wavves, deerhunter, mgmt, yeah yeah yeahs, gogol bordello,
destroyer, st vincent, liars, smog, early stones, late beatles
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
beverages (preferrably three at a time)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
seeing a band
at the gym
rearranging one of the house's networks
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think it's funny when this website lists similar users and points
out which ones are "less moral"
I wish the list of recent visitors would show the duration of the
I get mildly offended when the site shows you a popup of other
people right after you send a message to someone
if you say you suck at filling out profiles, I will agree with
I'm not kidding about the pen pals thing
I like how they have C++ in the languages list, but it's bullshit
they don't have SQL or PHP or Fortran. If that last one made you
chuckle at all, and you're not hideous, please get in touch.
One of the few dates I've actually gone on with someone here ended
abrubtly when she complained about insomnia and I told her to "rub
one out". I stand by my advice.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you know this site would be better with status updates
you want to go to a concert
you like hot nerds
you are driven, almost to a fault
you are a basketball fan
you have tattoos you want to show me
you dont have tattoos but you want to show me where you might get
you have figured out why there are so many bi girls here
you understand proper usage of your/you're, there/their/they're,
and apostrophes (seriously)
you dont answer the "what you're doing with your life" question
with "living it"
you miss @horse_ebooks
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