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44 M Liverpool, UK

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 21
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has a kid, and might want more
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Open and sociable bloke with a both dry and yet daft sense of humour who enjoys the bizarre/surreal side of life.

Tattooed and tactile.

I enjoy most music genres and have very eclectic taste but rock and 80 's music features heavily in my music collection. Enjoy reading, cinema, walking/hiking (out of practice), history and science and stuff.

Having escaped the NHS after 13 years was looking forward to new things, private sector feels strangely like NHS only less organised!? maybe I should of stayed?!

Want to steer clear of drama and one night stands.

My daughter is important in to me, and I see her as often as I can, although feeling more and more scared that I'm loosing another cynic on the nation and she's only 12 going on 37.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Filling out this box and others [see above and below]

New job direction partially accomplished

Other stuff
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening. Remembering random facts.

Wishing I was less accomplished at putting my foot in my mouth.


Light hearted sarcasm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I'm hidden under a baseball cap, usually.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: too many to name but like Douglas Adams, Raymond Feist and John Wyndham amongst numerous others.

Movies: again lots, but The Lost Boys, The Princess Bride, Subway, Bladerunner, Aliens, Star Wars IV-VI and Repo Man top the list.
Fan of Luc Besson and I am slowly collecting all his movies.
Also a fan of Terry Gilliam; Brazil being my favourite.
Sucker for Bruce Campbell/Sam Raimi films.
Also a fan of well thought out World Cinema, such as Amélie, Timecrimes, Storm and Thale.

TV: NCIS, Bones, Walking Dead, Big Bang Theory. Never Mind the Buzzcocks, QI, Red Dwarf, and Mock the Week, also Masterchef, bizarrely. Fan of the Discovery Channel.

Music: Rammstein, Mozart, Nine Inch Nails, Depeche Mode, System of a Down, Metallica, Madness, Tori Amos, REM, Pink Floyd, Queen, Ultravox, The Sisters of Mercy, Green Day, OMD, All About Eve, Human League, Slipknot and the list goes on and on. But admittedly it's mostly rock and metal. But I find 80's synthpop is still very enjoyable, along with other genres, like what I like. Increasingly interested in EBM, is that allowed at my age?

Enjoy seeing bands live, nothing like a good gig.

Comedy: Eddie Izzard, Tim Minchin, Bill Bailey and Bill Hicks. Monty Python still makes me chortle, and love the much missed Mary Whitehouse Experience.

Food: yes I like it, but it's hard to say that I have a favourite type. If pushed, it is probably Mexican ...or Indian...or Pizza...or Chinese..or..sushi ..or? decisions, decisions.

I love cheesecake though. And cheese toasties.
And I love Roast Dinners.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my daughter
music + comedy
my phone + my glasses
food + water
friends + family
In no particular order after the first and I know I'm cheating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether to have another coffee or some water.
What the Romans have ever done for us.
My next tattoo. And the one after that and the next .....they are not addictive ........honest........
Uses for Gaffer tape.
Is 42 the ultimate answer and where my Fenchurch is.
More uses for Gaffer tape.
How something obscure would look photographed.
Whether my fix to my computer will allow messaging again
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wishing I was in the Swan or Ship and Mitre
Contemplating my navel or doing something with friends such as
Watching an obscure film or re-living my youth by being at a gg or generally arsing about with my mates.

Or in work
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
If I put it here it isn't private
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You too ponder life ....the universe...and..........everything

If you have a sense of humour that's outside the norm, you like gigs, history and a good laugh.

You don't have a gym addiction, if the gym is the MOST important thing in your life I can't possibly compete.

you are not scared of being hugged