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29 M Philadelphia, PA

My Details

Last Online
May 21
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Trying to quit
Other, and laughing about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm the most distractable person I've ever met. I like the physical world, and the biology in it. I find beauty in the way things work. I think compassion is the whole point of being on earth. I like to think about interesting things, and talk with people about them. I also like to do things. Physical things, creative things, purely recreational things, too. Sometimes all at once, when I'm really lucky.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
mostly, what I have to do. Sometimes, what I want to do.

I'm trying to get to a place where I can do what I love for a living. What I love is making functional things out of dependable materials. Objects are subject to evolution, mutated by the creative minds of intelligent humans. I like solving problems, repairing things, and improving things. My design philosophy prizes efficiency above everything else, and my ethical motivations compel me to insist on the sustainability of my designs in the ecological sense and the globally appropriate sense as much as in the physical, because it doesn't matter if it won't break for a hundred years and can always be repaired if its harming the ecosystems and communities of my planet.

But I work in foodservice, and have to do stuff like that on the side. It's a reality of my generation. Generally speaking, I thrive, so if you can't see yourself being with me or being friends with me because of that, please move along. On the other hand, if you can get me a job I will love more or one that pays more than the one I've got, by all means, let me know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
learning skills and knowledge. Teaching people how to do things I'm good at. Pouring lattes and cappuccinos, bike repair, flying discs, etymology, arguing for what I know is right, using my body, cunnilingus, judging character, noticing things, being liked by animals, climbing on top of things, TIG welding, writing, maybe a few other things, too
The first things people usually notice about me
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I think I give people a variety of different first impressions. I think a lot of people think that I'm a little weird. I think they're right.

sometimes people fall in love with me when they watch me eat. I don't know why, it's just something that's happened.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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lamb. lobster. duck. other succulent meats. fatty yellowtail and avocado rolls. cheeses. strong ones, preferably. dark chocolate. with fruits and vegetables, I find it difficult to play favorites. except generally; I prefer fruits to vegetables. I eat as many of all of them as I can. I'll eat anything you give me. I'm ravenous. the only things I don't like are bitter things. I love coffee (which doesnt have to be bitter.)

to me, music is only worth listening to for being musically interesting. it's got to be well enough composed. I especially adore vocal harmonies in popular music (not that I have anything against choral). I like clever lyrics and profound ones. and I especially enjoy when they happen to match the melody and the rhythm. I love breaks and key changes and ad libs, and often love a song only for that one spot where it's like, BAM, right there. it catches you off guard the first time, and then every time you hear it again you wait for it. I'm not going to list a bunch of bands and artists. I probably like a lot of the ones you do.

the only movies I don't enjoy are the ones that are really poorly made, too fucking scary, or designed to make me feel embarrassed for the protagonist. a little horror is okay, but I'm not sadistic enough to want to watch terrible things happen to people. I think that explains the one about comedies that are based on embarrassment, too.

I often find it hard to read anything that doesnt have a plot. I especially dig Orson Scott Card, J K Rowling, Roald Dahl, Heinlein, Ursula LeGuin, Douglas Adams, and a bunch of others. Recommend me some, if you like.

I love games. Word games, board games, field games. If it isn't fun, why do it? I especially love ultimate, soccer, cards against humanity, the one about thrones, grand theft auto, and I'm pretty sure I'd love dungeons and dragons if I had ever had anybody to play with. I even love crosswords, and wait wait don't tell me. I'm not very good at chess, yet, but I love it too. Egyptian rat screw, oh hell, or you can teach me a new one. I've played plenty of world of warcraft and Diablo, but I try not to get sucked in. I will pwn you with olimar in brawl.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
excercise. I start to lose my mind when I don't get enough.
two wheeled vehicles, with motors and without.
orgasms. I've tried, doesn't work.
narrative. I love all of the forms- stage, screen, comics, everything from haiku to thousand page novels, well written television.
was that more than six, or less?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
bikes, bike parts, and how to make them better. global warming, peak oil, and how they're linked. and how they're linked. also, everything else.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
these days I'm at work on Friday nights. There's no such thing as typical, though. I'm the least habitual person I know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm willing to admit a whole lot of things. I'm not exactly sure what private means, in this context.
I’m looking for
  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 20–77
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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if you like being childlike and full of wonder, but aren't childish or governed by fear.

if you want a partner in crime. but literally. if you could inspire me, or teach me something. I know everyone says that, but it's good, so I'm using it.

mainly, you should message me if you're into it. if you're interested in the idea of getting into me, and you think it'd be sweet if I were into you.