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x0paula

25 F Woodside, NY

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 17
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Cancer
Education
Working on law school
Job
Law
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Speaks
English, Tagalog (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I'm a celeb stalker. And it's embarrassing but I love it. I just got back into the habit of reading. Anything and everything. My standards are pretty low when it comes to humor. And I love dark humor. Offended easily? Then I'm not the woman for you. I have a sailor's mouth and I really don't give a crap about much. But I am intimidated by authority figures, so I play a balancing act of a goody two shoes and a rebel.

I re-watch movies and TV shows that are on my hard drive that I can practically recite the entire script. This list includes: American Horror Story, The Office, Parks and Rec, Bridesmaids, Stepbrothers, and Will and Grace.

I play video games although I suck at it and I get frustrated easily. This list includes: GTA, COD, NBA, Saints Row (All-time favorite, so suck it.)

I love food and clearly the scale shows it. And I battle my cigarette habit daily. I play the guitar but I, too, suck at it.

And I was born and bred in Jersey and I'm pretty fucking proud of it. And I am nothing like Snooki except maybe just a little in that when I'm drunk, I'm pretty shameless.

I have an unhealthy obsession with Jessica Lange.
And I've convinced myself I'm going to marry her.

I am obsessed with female characters who are free spirits and fearless. These characters usually have an unhealthy addiction to drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, and/or sex. They are beautifully complicated with a traumatic or tragic past. She doesn't love anyone but everyone seems to be in love with her. And I wish I had half the balls these women have.

I want to travel and see the world and release my inner free spirit that I've repressed to become a respectable attorney.

Lastly, I'm considered an asshole within my circle of friends. I come off very mean and it's probably some psychoanalytical bullshit that I'm just trying to protect myself from vulnerability. Underneath it all, if you dare try to make it through the mess that I am, I'm a hopeless romantic.
What I’m doing with my life
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Law Student with a focus on family law.
I’m really good at
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Memorizing dates.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Eyes.
The six things I could never do without
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TV.
Xbox.
Jessica Lange.
Jack Daniels.
Humor.
Crossword Puzzles.
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