I re-watch movies and TV shows that are on my hard drive that I can practically recite the entire script. This list includes: American Horror Story, The Office, Parks and Rec, Bridesmaids, Stepbrothers, and Will and Grace.
I play video games although I suck at it and I get frustrated easily. This list includes: GTA, COD, NBA, Saints Row (All-time favorite, so suck it.)
I love food and clearly the scale shows it. And I battle my cigarette habit daily. I play the guitar but I, too, suck at it.
And I was born and bred in Jersey and I'm pretty fucking proud of it. And I am nothing like Snooki except maybe just a little in that when I'm drunk, I'm pretty shameless.
I have an unhealthy obsession with Jessica Lange.
And I've convinced myself I'm going to marry her.
I am obsessed with female characters who are free spirits and fearless. These characters usually have an unhealthy addiction to drugs, cigarettes, alcohol, and/or sex. They are beautifully complicated with a traumatic or tragic past. She doesn't love anyone but everyone seems to be in love with her. And I wish I had half the balls these women have.
I want to travel and see the world and release my inner free spirit that I've repressed to become a respectable attorney.
Lastly, I'm considered an asshole within my circle of friends. I come off very mean and it's probably some psychoanalytical bullshit that I'm just trying to protect myself from vulnerability. Underneath it all, if you dare try to make it through the mess that I am, I'm a hopeless romantic.