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xButtonxMadderx

26 Houston, TX Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 9:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
INTJ, 5'1", brown hair, hazel eyes

Well, I pretty much say exactly what I'm thinking at all times. That doesn't mean I'll talk your ear off, it just means that I tend to answer questions with immediate honesty. I also like to talk lighthearted smack, but I mean it to be fun and playful. I'm not mean!

I am Perceptive, Awesome, and Loyal.

I'm here for friends to dating. I'm open to just hanging out to hang out. Lol, no FWB though 😉

Likes: big ass dogs🐶, big ass guns💪/🔫, and big ass books 📚
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work in the criminal department at a courthouse. I handle trials.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smack talk, witty repartee, and flipping anything I can into terrible, terrible, groan worthy innuendo.

Also great at climbing on counters to reach the top shelf. On a related note, I'll also bring pickle/jam jars for you to open so that I can bask in your rugged manliness.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well, height, I'm sure, and I have long layered natural brown hair as well. People comment on my locks a lot, usually to ask if it's my natural color (it is).

My glasses seem to be a crowd pleaser with men, which surprises me sometimes. I wish I could have consoled myself with this knowledge in fifth grade. I totally cried when I was given my first pair. I was already way too deep in Nerdom to be given a shiny tiara to alert others of my status.

Strangers often comment on my smile, intelligence, and poise, and usually in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I love to read. I frankly have too many authors to list.

Favorite movies are anything with action, adventure, sci-fi, fantasy, epics, horror, comedy.

Hannibal, Game of Thrones, Community, BBC's Sherlock, Supernatural, Dexter, LOST, The River, Z Nation

Music: everything except for rap and some country. I don't want to hear about cheating women/men, you being drunk, or your balls and other females' Miss Ma'ams. I have my own, and I've never been tempted to burst into song about my lady parts, thank you very much.

Food: I don't really have a preference. I'm down to try anything once. But I generally don't like really greasy foods, the smell of them nauseates me.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Singing really loud in my car - When I am completely alone I seriously jam out. Hair tossing, hand gestures, hip thrusting. It happens. If Hot Blooded comes on I am singing the shit out of it.

2. Cuddling up with my Diesel my dog, and Dexter, my dirtbag cat

3. Books - I love to read. My future home will have a library. And yes, that concept is alarmingly attractive to me.

4. My Car - I love my car. It's a 2010 Honda Civic and I have affectionately dubbed it 'Murphy' (Yes, for Murphy's Law, long story).

5. Morality - If you don't have a code, at least some kind of code, we are not going to get along. I'm not the kind of person that can see something bad happen and look the other way.

6. God - Though I'm not abundantly religious, it feels like something I should say. I don't mind cursing in general, as I am prone to indulging in it, but I don't take the lord's name in vain.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why the general public is so incredibly stupid.

Also, really bad pick up lines that I have been said to me, in person by drunk guys.

"What's your name?"
"Brandi."
"Oh. I can remember that. My friend Brandi died of cancer."

What is my life even?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting in where I fit in. Friday nights are for good times with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a thing for tall guys! But, it's not a deal breaker. I'm also looking for a traditional, and conservative guy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I won't be annoyed by a message unless it's sexually explicit. And I get a lot of them, which is why I reply selectively.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
1) You do drugs.
2) You're looking for "casual sex."
3) You can not utilize grammar
4) You don't have a pic