INTJ

Well, I pretty much say exactly what I'm thinking at all times. I like to talk lighthearted smack, but I mean it to be fun and playful. I'm not mean! I don't treat anyone badly, especially since I handle insults as well as a peach under pressure. However, I do try hard to not let it appear as such, as I have a reputation to uphold as a seemingly tiny but complete badass.

I love to read, go out and try new things, and I'm usually up for anything. I'm loyal to my friends and when there's something I want, I go for it. If I want to go see a movie and no one else wants to, I'll go by myself. I'm not afraid to go out and do things by myself, but I do prefer company. =)

Hence...this really awkward dating site.

I am Perceptive, Awesome, and Loyal.

Right now I'm working as a courthouse clerk, and trying to go back to college so I can get a degree in Librarian Sciences. I just moved out to the North Houston area.

Being mildly inappropriate. I have a knack for lighthearted double entendres. Rolls right off the tongue and sometimes makes me socially awkward, but hey, everyone laughs.

I'm also very keen on treating others the way I would like to be treated. Courtesy goes a long way with me. So do old fashioned things like holding open doors, flowers (holy shit I love flowers), and being punctual.

However, I'm not all kittens and rainbows. I will call people out on their shit. Start acting like a jerk and I will get on your level and shove you right off it.

I think this is because I'm short. Have to be a little tougher to make up for my whole 5 ft of (not very) intimidation. But, to be honest, I like my height. I get to wear heels all the time.

I'm also great at having no idea when men are hitting on me. Unless they straight up declare their intentions. I just think that guys are being nice and friendly.

Well, height, I'm sure. I'm blunt, but not callous. I've been told that I'm pretty fun and entertaining.

I've also been told I have a nice bum. Normally, I wouldn't comment on such things, but because so many people (men and women) have told me this, I am now conditioned to actually believe it. ...most of the time.

Modesty comes easily with me. I get bashful and mildly embarrassed at any compliment thrown my way. It should probably be pathetic.

My favorite books are by Karen Marie Moning, Laurell K. Hamilton, Anne Bishop, George R.R. Martin, Dean Koontz, Steig Larsson, Cornelia Funke, Charlaine Harris, and Neil Gaiman.

Favorite movies are: The Boondock Saints, Stardust, The Dark Knight (Joker was so BAMF), the new Star Trek, anything with Bruce Willis, and all Superhero movies, The Avengers was so awesome! I really love any good action movie.

As far as tv series go I like Grimm, Game of Thrones, Community, BBC's Sherlock, Teen Wolf, BBC's Robin Hood (because Richard Armitage is my evil spirit animal, Supernatural, Heroes (Sylar ftw!), Dexter, LOST, Fringe, The River, Scrubs (Dr. Cox purrrrrr), Red vs. Blue, The Guild, and... Xena: Warrior Princess. Because, when I was younger, I did want to be a princess. Just one with a sword and the ability to kick serious ass.

Music: everything except for rap and some country. I don't want to hear about cheating women, you being drunk, or your balls and other females' Miss Ma'ams. I have my own, and I've never been tempted to burst into song about my lady parts, thank you very much.

Food: I don't really have a preference. I'm down to try anything once. But I generally don't like really greasy foods, the smell of them nauseates me.

1. Singing really loud in my car - When I am completely alone I seriously jam out. Hair tossing, hand gestures, hip thrusting. It happens.

2. Healthy lifestyle - I cook everyday and go to the gym around 3-4 times a week. I see the people that work there more than my friends outside of work, lol.

3. Books - I love to read. My future home will have a library. And yes, that concept is alarmingly attractive to me.

4. My Car - I love my car. It's a 2010 Honda Civic and I have affectionately dubbed it 'Murphy.' (Yes, for Murphy's Law, long story) I pet it, and talk to it, and routinely make sure that no harm has befallen it when I leave it alone for long periods of time.

5. Morality - If you don't have a code, at least some kind of code, we are not going to get along. I'm not the kind of person that can see something bad happen and look the other way.

6. God - Though I'm not abundantly religious, it feels like something I should say. I don't mind cursing in general, as I am prone to indulging in it, but I don't take the lord's name in vain.

Really bad pick up lines that I have been said to me, in person.

"What's your name?"
"Brandi."
"Oh. I can remember that. My friend Brandi died of cancer."

What is my life even?

Hopefully indulging in some fireball whiskey and chillin out.

If I can have it have my way it's doing whatever is most fun with the people I most like. And I'm a pretty open person and very adaptable so there probably isn't a lot I would be adverse to doing. I prefer bars to clubs. I am horrible at dancing.

But, give me enough liquid courage and I'll probably be game to venture outside of my comfort zone.

I have a thing for tall guys! But, it's not a deal breaker.

1) You're intelligent
2) You're confident
3) You have a job
4) You're looking for a relationship. I don't expect love at first sight, but I want something that can be built upon after we decide to continue dating after getting to know one another
5) If I rated you 4 or 5 stars, it doesn't get more obvious than that.

DO NOT MESSAGE ME IF:
1) You do drugs.
2) You're looking for "casual sex."
3) You do not understand how to type or speak
4) You don't have a pic.