Homo sapiens sapiens. Male. Nearing 29 years of life on the planet called Earth.

Not really sure what to put here. Any suggestions are welcome.

I'm beginning to think OkCupid is some sort of diabolical depression machine. Nothing quite like seeing a match with 80+% compatibility, going in to answer questions that they have and you haven't, only to watch that percent fall by ten percentage points or more.

Currently unemployed. Trying to remedy that and then continue my education. Teaching myself Java at a casual pace, and going to study up for A+ certification.

Figuring out how other people fucked up. Making people laugh. Procrastination (it only took me four months to fill out this page).

My height? Or possibly how quiet I am. The running joke is to tell me to shut up because I talk to much even though I haven't said but a sentence or two.

Books: Anything in the Ender's Game/Shadow series, Wheel of Time, any science-fiction by Karen Traviss, the Dresden series, Big Bang, Greatest Show on Earth, Why Evolution is True, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, American Gods, Demon-Haunted World, Dune, Fahrenheit 451, Wormwood: Gentleman Corpse, Ultimate Spiderman.

Movies: 300, Boondock Saints, Serenity, Samurai X, A New Hope, Empire Strikes Back, Return of the Jedi, Last Samurai, Gladiator, Bladerunner, Gundam Wing: Endless Waltz, Princess Mononoke, Howl's Moving Castle, Afro Samurai, District 9.

TV: Daily Show, Colbert Report, Tosh.0, House, Big Bang Theory, Walking Dead, How I Met Your Mother, Supernatural, Smallville, Chopped, Cupcake Wars, How It's Made, Stargate: Atlantis, Battlestar Galactica, Dollhouse, Firefly, Sarah Conner Chronicles, Samurai Jack, Batman Beyond, Gundam Wing, Gundam 00.

Music: Linkin Park, Disturbed, Deftones, Alkaline Trio, Apocalyptica, Black Keys, Breaking Benajamin, Bullet For My Valentine, CAKE, Clutch, Daft Punk, Deadmau5, Eiffel 65, Evanescence, Fall Out Boy, Finger Eleven, Flobots, Flogging Molly, Flyleaf, Fort Minor, Killers, Korn, Lonely Island, Maroon 5, Matchbook Romance, Modest Mouse, Muse, My Chemical Romance, Paul Oakenfold, Panic! At the Disco, Perfect Circle, Rammstein, Seether, Shinedown, Silversun Pickups, Steven Lynch, Story of the Year, They Might Be Giants, Three Days Grace, White Stripes, Yellowcard, 3 Doors Down, 30 Seconds to Mars.

Food: Lasagna, baked ziti, pizza, bacon, macaroni and cheese, pizzadogs, tacos, bacon, teriyaki beef/chicken, sesame beef, fried rice, bacon, buttermilk pancakes, nachos, scrambled eggs, bacon.

Family, friends, air, water, and food are a given. So the six things beyond those that I couldn't do without:

1. Books
2. Music
3. Method for dictation - pencil/paper, laptop, blood on a cavewall
4. Contacts
5.
6.

Way too much. Philosophy, atheism, biology, physics, current events, etc.

Probably at home, watching TV while browsing the internet. Occasionally I'll be hanging out with friends, goofing off while playing video games, going to see a movie, going go-carting, attending a concert, or visiting some nerd convention.

I have some social anxiety. Meeting new people and large groups of strangers are good ways to stress me out.

If nothing you've read so far has sent you running for the hills. And really if you feel like it.