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CyniGuy

28 M Sterling, VA

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:40pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Heyo! I moved to Virginia for work after living in Maryland all of my life. I enjoys art, music, video games, and computers. I enjoy the company of people who are playful and knows how to have fun and relax.

I am an introvert & kid at heart with a silly sarcastic sense of humor who enjoys slapstick comedy. Art/Design and music are my passions. Geeky/dork/sci-fi things.

I'm not usually the greatest at explaining myself so it might take me a minute to walk up that hill both ways barefoot in the snow to achieve my goal. I'm better acting while I talk. Articulation and I are still going over the documents to sign. I enjoy the simple things in life and love banter.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently working in the advertising/marketing industry. I like going out on weekends into DC or local bars with friends or stay home gaming and catching up on TV shows.

I'll go to a live show/concert if one comes around, populating my vinyl collection, and always looking for new music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art! Tinkering with things. Making people laugh! Striking a pose like in a retail store ad. I can make an amazing cheeseburger and margarita.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Uhh...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: 70s-80s Comedy movies I love the most. I'm always up for a B-Movie. Sci-fi, Drama, Action... A few favorites would have to be Caddyshack, Revenge of the Nerds, TRON, Star Wars, Dumb & Dumber & Wall-E, The Marx Brothers, Super Troopers, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Books: I've recently gotten back into reading more often. I'm a fan of Stephen King, Thomas Harris, and I've read a few books by Neil Gaiman. Currently I'm reading up on the Star Wars saga during the Old Republic era.

Music: When it comes to music, classic rock will always be my main preference. I also enjoy trance, EBM/Industrial, Ambient, and some drum & bass.

TV: The IT Crowd, Black Books, Star Wars: Clone Wars & Rebels, Archer, TMNT, The Transformers (G1), The Daily Show, Portlandia, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, BSG: Blood & Chrome, Caprica, Dollhouse, TRON: Uprising, Three Stooges, Gravity Falls, Looney Tunes, MadTV, American Pickers, Kids in the Hall, In Living Color, All In the Family, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Adventure Time, Married... With Children, Scrubs & tons more...

Games: Mostly MMOs and RTS. Guild Wars 1 & 2, Borderlands 1 & 2, Diablo II & III, Portal 1 & 2, Starcraft 1 & 2, Mirror's Edge, Tomb Raider, SWTOR

Food: Cereal! | Spicy foods | Sushi | Bacon cheeseburgers | Pasta... I'll try anything. Whiskey. Beer is delicious. I prefer IPA's. Heavy Seas, DuClaw, and Flying Dog. Let me know of any you recommend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Silly Sense of Humor | Music & Art | Computer | A Pen | My Car | Cellphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why isn't TK-421 at his post?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends, hookah, movie marathon, or staying in playing video/computer games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wouldn't say the most private things but I do know the lyrics to just about every song by Aqua. I cosplay at conventions.
You should message me if
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You're easy going, self-motivated, and don't mind that I watch cartoons. Even better if you watch them with me! You're interested in anything you read above.

If you're into silly things, banter, puns, etc. Wouldn't sometimes mind bumming around at home all day with a movie marathon or some gaming. Yelling at the TV while watching football.

+Bonus points if you're a big fan of Star Wars.

"Hack the planet!"