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CyniGuy

28 M Sterling, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:13pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I moved to Sterling after living in Maryland all of my life. Looking for someone that enjoys art, music, video games, computers, and/or enjoys being creative. Someone to be goofy and go out with.

I am an introvert. A Ravens fan and kid at heart with a silly sarcastic sense of humor whom enjoys slapstick comedy. Art/Design and music are my passions. Geeky/dork/sci-fi things.

I try to enjoy the simple things in life and love banter. I'd like to get out more than I do already.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Certified bartender and working in the advertising/marketing industry. Experiencing different things each day and learning from them. I try to make the best with what I have.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tinkering with things. Making people laugh! Striking a pose like in a retail store ad. I can make an amazing cheeseburger and margarita.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Being goofy and friendly in that geek/nerd kind of way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: 70s-80s Comedy movies I love the most. I'm always up for a B-Movie. Sci-fi, Drama, Action... A few favorites would have to be Caddyshack, Revenge of the Nerds, TRON, Star Wars, Dumb & Dumber & Wall-E, The Marx Brothers, Super Troopers, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Books: I've recently gotten back into reading more often. I'm a fan of Stephen King, Thomas Harris, and I've read a few books by Neil Gaiman. Currently I'm reading up on the Star Wars saga during the Old Republic era.

Music: When it comes to music, classic rock will always be my main preference. Especially anything Mark Knopfler, Boston, & Tom Petty. I also enjoy trance, EBM/Industrial and some drum & bass.

TV: The IT Crowd, Black Books, Star Wars: Clone Wars, Archer, TMNT, The Transformers (G1), The Daily Show, Portlandia, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, BSG: Blood & Chrome, Caprica, Dollhouse, TRON: Uprising, Three Stooges, Looney Tunes, MadTV, American Pickers, In Living Color, All In the Family, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Adventure Time, Married... With Children, Scrubs.

Games: Guild Wars 1 & 2, Borderlands 1 & 2, Diablo II & III, Portal 1 & 2, Starcraft 1 & 2, Mirror's Edge, Tomb Raider, SWTOR

Food: Cereal! | Spicy foods | Sushi | Bacon cheeseburgers | Pasta... I'll try anything. Beer is delicious. I prefer IPA's. Heavy Seas, DuClaw, and Flying Dog. Let me know of any you recommend.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Sense of Humor | Music/Art | Computer | A Pen | My Car | Cellphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever random thing that pops into my head. Why isn't TK-421 at his post?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends, hookah, movie marathon, or staying in playing video/computer games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wouldn't say the most private things but I do know the lyrics to just about every song by Aqua, I sometimes cosplay at conventions.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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If you like to laugh and appreciate things for what they are and not just because others like them, appreciate art, tea, music and/or play video games. Self-motivate and don't follow the norm/think different (no relation to Apple's slogan). You're interested in anything you read above.

Looking for someone to game with such as an MMO or FPS.

If you're into silly things, banter, puns, etc. Wouldn't sometimes mind bumming around at home all day with a movie marathon or some gaming.

+Bonus points if you're a big fan of Star Wars.

"Hack the planet!"