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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26-33
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:43pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Heyo! I moved to Virginia for work after living in Maryland all of my life. I enjoy art, music, and sci-fi. Looking for someone to have fun and go out with.

I am an introvert & kid at heart with a silly sarcastic sense of humor who enjoys slapstick comedy. Art/Design and music are my passions. Geeky/dork/sci-fi things.
What I’m doing with my life
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Currently teaching myself video editing and effects. I like going out on weekends into DC or local bars with friends or stay home gaming and catching up on TV shows.

I'll go to a live show/concert if one comes around, populating my vinyl collection, and always looking for new music.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Art! Tinkering with things. Making people laugh. Striking a pose like in a retail store ad. I can make an amazing cheeseburger and margarita. Having a very random sense of humor. "Dad jokes"
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Why are you so quiet?" I am at first.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Movies: 70s-80s Comedy movies I love the most. I'm always up for a B-Movie. Sci-fi, Drama, Action... A few favorites would have to be Caddyshack, Revenge of the Nerds, TRON, Star Wars, Dumb & Dumber & Wall-E, The Marx Brothers, Super Troopers, and Wreck-It Ralph.

Books: I've recently gotten back into reading more often. I'm a fan of Stephen King, Thomas Harris, and Drew Karpyshyn. Currently I'm reading up on the Star Wars saga during the Old Republic era.

Music: When it comes to music, classic rock will always be my main preference. I also enjoy trance, EBM/Industrial, Ambient, and some drum & bass.

TV: The IT Crowd, Black Books, Star Wars: Clone Wars & Rebels, Archer, TMNT, The Transformers (G1), The Daily Show, Portlandia, Firefly, Battlestar Galactica, BSG: Blood & Chrome, Caprica, Dollhouse, TRON: Uprising, Three Stooges, Gravity Falls, Looney Tunes, MadTV, American Pickers, Kids in the Hall, In Living Color, All In the Family, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Adventure Time, Married... With Children, Scrubs & tons more...

Games: Mostly MMOs and RTS. Guild Wars, Borderlands, Diablo, Portal, Starcraft, Mirror's Edge, Tomb Raider, SWTOR

Food: I love breakfast foods! | Spicy foods | Sushi | Bacon cheeseburgers | Pasta... I'll try anything. Whiskey. Beer is delicious.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A Silly Sense of Humor | Music & Art | Computer | A Pen | My Car | Cellphone
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being an adult and why do my cookies keep disappearing.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going out with friends, movie marathon, or staying in playing video/computer games.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cosplay at conventions.
You should message me if
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You're easy going, self-motivated, and can laugh at yourself. You're interested in anything you read above.

If you're into silly things, banter, puns, etc. Wouldn't sometimes mind bumming around at home all day with a movie marathon or some gaming. Yelling at the TV while watching football.

Bonus points if you're a science fiction fan.

Party on and be excellent to each other!