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24 Utrecht, Netherlands Man


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  • Ages 20–26
  • Near me
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My Details

Last Online
Feb 28
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm attending the university of Utrecht where I study Business Informatics. I got my bachelor's degree in Information Sciences last year.

I can't live a day without my music. Everything ranging from pop to rock to death metal and the occasional industrial, d&b and techno. You might say i'm a musicophiliac of sorts. If you see me walking down the street, there's a good chance i'll be wearing headphones, rendering me clinically deaf.

During my free time I either watch a lot of movies or visit the local pubs with friends. As a hobby I mostly read, watch movies and stand-up, and of course I spend some time online enjoying the glory of the internet.

I used to think the whole 'I'm shy at first' story was a uniquely honest thing to say on here, until I noticed nearly everybody does it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm working on my masters degree in Information Sciences at the Utrecht University. When i'm not too busy i'll be hanging out at my fraternity (or whatever the dutch version should be called), or hanging out with mates in and around Utrecht.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Procrastinating and kicking myself in the ass for procrastinating.

Talking to an imaginary audience because that's totally sane and normal. Why are you looking at me like that?

Making soundtracks for my life. Every significant 'chapter' has it's own songs to go with it.

Boring you with everything you (n)ever wanted to know about stand-up comedy.

I used to be obsessed with inspirational quotes, which has slowly devolved into voraciously absorbing entire debates. Now I watch lectures and debates for fun (I know right?) by the modern day wizards of words (Stephen Fry, Richard Dawkins, Daniel Dennett, James Randy, Lawrence Krauss, A.C. Grayling, Oliver Sacks, Nigel Farage, the late Christopher Hitchens etc. etc.)
The first things people usually notice about me
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The first thing that comes to mind is the pair of headphones that has permanently attached itself to my head. Music all day, all night.

Personality wise, people see me as a laid back type of guy with a cynical sense of humour.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Artemis Fowl, The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy, Metro 2033, 1984 and anything by Stephen King and Dan Brown. I am to literature what a 12 year old 'I only listen to the top 40' girl is to music.

Movies: V for Vendetta, Limitless, Waking Life, Sin City, Equilibrium, The Spirit, The Adjustment Bureau, Memento, The Number 23, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stardust, The Shawshank Redemption, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Serenity (firefly), The Book of Eli, The Road, The Lovely Bones, Daybreakers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Seven Pounds, Stand Up Guys, Filth, Enders Game, Repo Men, Remember Me (a.k.a. the Robbert Pattinson redemption), Shutter Island, Warrior, Snowpiercer, Jumper, 21 Jump Street (the sequel is shit), Stand Up guys, Enders Game, Splice, The Departed, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Music: Everything from pop rock to death metal will do just fine. recurring favourites include bands such as:
Alter Bridge, Shinedown, The Gaslight Anthem, Incubus, Audioslave, Lamb of God, Rob Zombie, Clutch, Devil Driver, Matchbox 20, Flyleaf, The Fray, NEEDTOBREATHE, The Haunted, Lifehouse, Rise Against, Sister Hazel, God is an astronaut, Tool and A Perfect Circle.

Current obsessions: Slash, Emarosa and So I Watch You From Afar

Comedians: Billy Connoly, Tom Stade, Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Jim Jefferies, Greg Davies, Jack Dee, Jim Norton, Lewis Black, Jack Dee, Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Rhod Gilbert, Joe Rogan, Dylan Moran, Patton Oswalt, Dan Soder, Reginald D. Hunter, Roisin Conaty, Jo Brand, Sarah Millican, Nikki Glaser, Bonny McFarlane and so on and so forth.

Food: The local kitchen has been tormenting me for the past 20 years. The dutch can't cook, so i like pretty much any foreign foods with spice.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Humour, what's life without laughter?

And of course the neverending quest to find out who I am and how the hell I ended up on this planet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things. Not high-level philosophy but some of this shit must be worth writing down. How small are we compared to the vast emptiness of space? What went through the head of the first guy that tried to inhale burning leaves? Which of my friends would be the most valuable in a zombie apocalypse? Could I convince the world to elect me as glorious leader?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Cursing the 9-to-5 life and going to bed early, so Saturday night can be party night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I go to parties in drag and I shamelessly enjoy it.
You should message me if
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If something on this profile makes you go 'me too ' or 'what the fuck'. If you have the skills to survive in a zombie apocalypse. If you have movies or music to recommend me.