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24 Utrecht, Netherlands Man


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My details

Last online
Jul 24
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Rather not say
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Dutch (Fluently), German (Okay), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm attending the university of Utrecht where I study Business Informatics.

I can't live a day without my music. Everything ranging from pop to rock to death metal and the occasional weird ambient. There's a pair of big ass headphones attached permanently to my head.

During my free time I either watch a lot of movies or visit the local pubs with friends. As a hobby I mostly read, watch movies and stand-up, and of course I spend some time online enjoying the glory of the internet.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working on the final internship for an MSc. Science 9 to 5 every day!
I’m really good at
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Procrastinating and kicking myself in the ass for procrastinating.

Talking to an imaginary audience because that's totally sane and normal. Why are you looking at me like that?

Making soundtracks for my life.

Boring you with everything you (n)ever wanted to know about stand-up comedy.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A healthy dose of cynical humour and hair that does weird shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Harry Potter, His Dark Materials, Artemis Fowl, The Hitchhikers Guide to the galaxy, Metro 2033, 1984 and anything by Stephen King and Dan Brown. I am to literature what a 12 year old 'I only listen to the top 40' girl is to music.

Movies: Limitless, Waking Life, Sin City, Equilibrium, The Adjustment Bureau, Memento, The Number 23, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Stardust, The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, Serenity (firefly), The Book of Eli, The Road, Daybreakers, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Seven Pounds, Stand Up Guys, Filth, Ender's Game, Repo Men, Remember Me (a.k.a. the Robbert Pattinson redemption), Shutter Island, Warrior, Snowpiercer, Jumper, 21 Jump Street (the sequel is shit), Splice, The Departed, Horns, In Time, Her, Lucy, Transcendence. This is just the tip of the iceberg.

Music: Everything from pop rock to death metal will do just fine. recurring favourites include bands such as:
Alter Bridge, Shinedown, The Gaslight Anthem, Incubus, Audioslave, Lamb of God, Rob Zombie, Clutch, Devil Driver, Matchbox 20, Flyleaf, The Fray, NEEDTOBREATHE, The Haunted, Lifehouse, Rise Against, Sister Hazel, God is an astronaut, Tool and A Perfect Circle.

Current obsessions: The Dave Matthews Band, Tycho, and Live

Comedians: Billy Connoly, Tom Stade, Doug Stanhope, George Carlin, Jim Jefferies, Greg Davies, Jack Dee, Jim Norton, Lewis Black, Jimmy Carr, Frankie Boyle, Rhod Gilbert, Joe Rogan, Dylan Moran, Patton Oswalt, Dan Soder, Reginald D. Hunter, Roisin Conaty, Jo Brand, Sarah Millican, Nikki Glaser, Bonny McFarlane and so on and so forth.

Food: The local kitchen has been tormenting me for the past 20 years. The dutch can't cook, so i like pretty much any foreign foods with spice. I would rather hang myself than ever having to see a boiled potato on my plate again.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My e-reader
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Too many things. Not high-level philosophy but some of this shit must be worth writing down. How small are we compared to the vast emptiness of space? What went through the head of the first guy that tried to inhale burning leaves? Which of my friends would be the most valuable in a zombie apocalypse? Could I convince the world to elect me as glorious leader?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning a saturday night out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I can only explain half of the pictures of me in drag on my Facebook page.
You should message me if
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If something on this profile makes you go 'me too ' or 'what the fuck'. If you have the skills to survive in a zombie apocalypse. If you have movies or music to recommend me.