xFunlovingx
54 Melbourne, Australia
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My self-summary
MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA MEN ONLY!! I AM HERE TO MEET ONLY NOT TO SCORE PEN PALS!

IF YOU DON'T MATCH WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR OR JUST SEND A MESSAGE SAYING "HI, HOW ARE YOU" I WILL JUST DELETE YOUR MESSAGE STRAIGHT AWAY. SORRY BUT I GET TOO MANY MESSAGES TO REPLY TO EVERYONE. I WILL ONLY REPLY TO GUYS I AM INTERESTED IN MEETING. SORRY.

I'm sensual, sexual and very feminine in the bedroom!.

I am very sexual as I love my sexuality and love the fact that I am a woman and can use my sexuality to my advantage. It is a power thing....and I love that power shot!

There is nothing better than sucking on a clean, cut cock hmm. But be warned, if you don't give me great oral, then don't expect me to wrap my hot, wet lips around your cock and to tease you with my tongue. Love to give attention to the whole cock not just the head..playing, sucking, licking, teasing the balls is a huge turn on for me!

I am a Sensual Massage Therapist and love my job...! I love my job so much...so relaxing for both! No I do not give out free massages either...It is a legit business not a charity!!!!!

If you don't do anything for me intellectually, then don't think for a minute that you will get me sexually.

My breasts are a GG size, they do NOT give out milk (the dairy closed years ago) they do NOT sit up under my chin...unless I am laying in a bath and they float up there.

Love to be tit fucked....to tease the head of the cock with my tongue while you are in between my tits is great!

I do have a king sized bed simply so my breasts do not fall over the sides of the bed and both lay on each side of me comfortably.

And yes they do keep my thighs warm in Winter!
What I’m doing with my life
As stated above I am a sensual massage therapist, it is my own business and I travel to anywhere within reason of the Western Suburbs in Melbourne. Nothing hotter than making a man feel so relaxed and walk out with a smile!
I’m really good at
Sensual Massages
The first things people usually notice about me
Durrrr that would be tits hahaha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
5 people you meet in heaven - Mitch Albom Both the book and movie
Many Lives, Many Masters - Brian L Weiss
Any books by Jackie Collins
The six things I could never do without
A bra
My massage table
Laughter
Comedy
Vitamin D
Smiles
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Exercising
Who is going to win Survivor Cagayan
Life
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym...I work out for an hour and then do Yoga. So usually when I get home I am buggered!
You should message me if
Its simple:

Not looking for a relationship, if I get to find one or two FWB or FB then I am a happy girl!

Must know how to please a woman, to get her over the edge of a mind blowing orgasm again and again!

You must be gentle in foreplay and willing to make me want to scream for your cock to be deep inside of me.

I cum by both oral and sex, but nothing beats being on top and having a mind blowing orgasm as my muscles contract around your hard cock and your pelvic bone is rubbing my clit! Hmmm

Must have a sense of humour.

Must love massive natural tits that will suffocate you while I am on top

Guys, if I am not interested in you then do not send me a message back abusing me. After all YOU were the one that contacted me. Actually I get a laugh out of insecure men that do that. Just shows how desperate they are!
TRANSLATION: IF YOU ARE SO FAR UP YOURSELF THAT YOU CANNOT HANDLE REJECTION WITHOUT BEING ABUSIVE...GET A LIFE. AFTER ALL..IT WAS YOU WHO WANTED ME!!

Are you a man in uniform, wear a sexy suit or a hot tradie? Contact me.
TRANSLATION: HOT HOT HOT!

Must have a pic on this site. If you have a Private Gallery please send it with your winks/messages.
TRANSLATION: IF YOU CAN HAVE A PIC ON YOUR COMPUTER AT ALL THEN YOU CAN HAVE A PIC ON HERE. IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC UP I REALLY AM NOT INTERESTED.

You must be straight, utterly and completely...
TRANSLATION: NO BI OR BI-CURIOUS MEN!

Must have own hair and a full head of it, although I do prefer short hair.
TRANSLATION: NO GUYS THAT HAVE SHAVED HEADS OR THAT ARE BALD OR BALDING OR LONG HAIRED GUYS...THE OL' SHORT BACK AND SIDES TO ME IS A HUGE TURN ON!

Must be White Caucasian...I am not a racist, but its my preference
TRANSLATION: I ONLY ENJOY BEING WITH CAUCASIAN MALES SEXUALLY

Must not be selfish when having sex!
TRANSLATION: IF YOU ROOT LIKE A JACKHAMMER MOVE ON, AS YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN, JUST BRUISE HER OVARIES! AND FOR YOU MEN THAT THINK STICKING YOUR COCK IN MY FACE IS GOING TO GET YOU A BLOW JOB...THINK AGAIN...ALL YOU GET WILL BE A CALABRESE SLAP TO THE COCK!

Must be tall
TRANSLATION: NO VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE NEED APPLY. I LIKE MY MEN 6' TALL AND OVER.

Must be between the ages of 24 and 40, yes I do like them younger and will not apologise to anyone for my preference.
TRANSLATION: NOT INTERESTED IN OLDER!!

If you are into any rough play at all then I am not the person for you! I don't like to be spanked or to have my hair pulled!
TRANSLATION: SEXY, GENTLE LOVERS ONLY!

Must quote "bejeezus" if you have read this to the end and understood all of the above!!

TRANSLATIONS HAVE BEEN PUT IN FOR THE ONES THAT CANT READ PROPERLY AND DONT WORRY I TYPED THEM REAL SLOW....

EXTRA TRANSLATION: IF YOU DO NOT MEET ANY OF THE ABOVE CRITERIA I WILL NOT REPLY TO YOU!!

NB: NO OFFENCE IS INTENDED TO ANY MINORITY OR MAJORITY GROUPS IN WRITING OUT THIS EPIC!

To Sydney University or any other University that wants to use my pics as "research"....Knock yourselves out, but I must say if any of you are hot and white caucasian dont be afraid to use me as your sexual guinea pig. Hmm the thought of a mfm threesome with 2 of you hot young Uni guys is getting me so hot and wet at the moment. Contact me....please!!!!! I am willing to be your sex toy in front of the whole class if this will help your studies any further. GO EDUCATION!
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