Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA MEN ONLY!! I AM HERE TO MEET ONLY NOT TO SCORE
IF YOU DON'T MATCH WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR OR JUST SEND A MESSAGE
SAYING "HI, HOW ARE YOU" I WILL JUST DELETE YOUR MESSAGE STRAIGHT
AWAY. SORRY BUT I GET TOO MANY MESSAGES TO REPLY TO EVERYONE. I
WILL ONLY REPLY TO GUYS I AM INTERESTED IN MEETING. SORRY.
I'm sensual, sexual and very feminine in the bedroom!.
I am very sexual as I love my sexuality and love the fact that I am
a woman and can use my sexuality to my advantage. It is a power
thing....and I love that power shot!
There is nothing better than sucking on a clean, cut cock hmm. But
be warned, if you don't give me great oral, then don't expect me to
wrap my hot, wet lips around your cock and to tease you with my
tongue. Love to give attention to the whole cock not just the
head..playing, sucking, licking, teasing the balls is a huge turn
on for me!
I am a Sensual Massage Therapist and love my job...! I love my job
so much...so relaxing for both! No I do not give out free massages
either...It is a legit business not a charity!!!!!
If you don't do anything for me intellectually, then don't think
for a minute that you will get me sexually.
My breasts are a GG size, they do NOT give out milk (the dairy
closed years ago) they do NOT sit up under my chin...unless I am
laying in a bath and they float up there.
Love to be tit fucked....to tease the head of the cock with my
tongue while you are in between my tits is great!
I do have a king sized bed simply so my breasts do not fall over
the sides of the bed and both lay on each side of me
And yes they do keep my thighs warm in Winter!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As stated above I am a sensual massage therapist, it is my own
business and I travel to anywhere within reason of the Western
Suburbs in Melbourne. Nothing hotter than making a man feel so
relaxed and walk out with a smile!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Durrrr that would be tits hahaha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
5 people you meet in heaven - Mitch Albom Both the book and
Many Lives, Many Masters - Brian L Weiss
Any books by Jackie Collins
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My massage table
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Who is going to win Survivor Cagayan
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the gym...I work out for an hour and then do Yoga. So usually
when I get home I am buggered!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Not looking for a relationship, if I get to find one or two FWB or
FB then I am a happy girl!
Must know how to please a woman, to get her over the edge of a mind
blowing orgasm again and again!
You must be gentle in foreplay and willing to make me want to
scream for your cock to be deep inside of me.
I cum by both oral and sex, but nothing beats being on top and
having a mind blowing orgasm as my muscles contract around your
hard cock and your pelvic bone is rubbing my clit! Hmmm
Must have a sense of humour.
Must love massive natural tits that will suffocate you while I am
Guys, if I am not interested in you then do not send me a message
back abusing me. After all YOU were the one that contacted me.
Actually I get a laugh out of insecure men that do that. Just shows
how desperate they are!
TRANSLATION: IF YOU ARE SO FAR UP YOURSELF THAT YOU CANNOT HANDLE
REJECTION WITHOUT BEING ABUSIVE...GET A LIFE. AFTER ALL..IT WAS YOU
WHO WANTED ME!!
Are you a man in uniform, wear a sexy suit or a hot tradie? Contact
TRANSLATION: HOT HOT HOT!
Must have a pic on this site. If you have a Private Gallery please
send it with your winks/messages.
TRANSLATION: IF YOU CAN HAVE A PIC ON YOUR COMPUTER AT ALL THEN YOU
CAN HAVE A PIC ON HERE. IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC UP I REALLY AM NOT
You must be straight, utterly and completely...
TRANSLATION: NO BI OR BI-CURIOUS MEN!
Must have own hair and a full head of it, although I do prefer
TRANSLATION: NO GUYS THAT HAVE SHAVED HEADS OR THAT ARE BALD OR
BALDING OR LONG HAIRED GUYS...THE OL' SHORT BACK AND SIDES TO ME IS
A HUGE TURN ON!
Must be White Caucasian...I am not a racist, but its my
TRANSLATION: I ONLY ENJOY BEING WITH CAUCASIAN MALES SEXUALLY
Must not be selfish when having sex!
TRANSLATION: IF YOU ROOT LIKE A JACKHAMMER MOVE ON, AS YOU HAVE NO
IDEA HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN, JUST BRUISE HER OVARIES! AND FOR YOU
MEN THAT THINK STICKING YOUR COCK IN MY FACE IS GOING TO GET YOU A
BLOW JOB...THINK AGAIN...ALL YOU GET WILL BE A CALABRESE SLAP TO
Must be tall
TRANSLATION: NO VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE NEED APPLY. I LIKE MY
MEN 6' TALL AND OVER.
Must be between the ages of 24 and 40, yes I do like them younger
and will not apologise to anyone for my preference.
TRANSLATION: NOT INTERESTED IN OLDER!!
If you are into any rough play at all then I am not the person for
you! I don't like to be spanked or to have my hair pulled!
TRANSLATION: SEXY, GENTLE LOVERS ONLY!
Must quote "bejeezus" if you have read this to the end and
understood all of the above!!
TRANSLATIONS HAVE BEEN PUT IN FOR THE ONES THAT CANT READ PROPERLY
AND DONT WORRY I TYPED THEM REAL SLOW....
EXTRA TRANSLATION: IF YOU DO NOT MEET ANY OF THE ABOVE CRITERIA I
WILL NOT REPLY TO YOU!!
NB: NO OFFENCE IS INTENDED TO ANY MINORITY OR MAJORITY GROUPS IN
WRITING OUT THIS EPIC!
To Sydney University or any other University that wants to use my
pics as "research"....Knock yourselves out, but I must say if any
of you are hot and white caucasian dont be afraid to use me as your
sexual guinea pig. Hmm the thought of a mfm threesome with 2 of you
hot young Uni guys is getting me so hot and wet at the moment.
Contact me....please!!!!! I am willing to be your sex toy in front
of the whole class if this will help your studies any further. GO
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