Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Not looking for a relationship, if I get to find one or two FWB or
FB then I am a happy girl!
Must know how to please a woman, to get her over the edge of a mind
blowing orgasm again and again!
You must be gentle in foreplay and willing to make me want to
scream for your cock to be deep inside of me.
I cum by both oral and sex, but nothing beats being on top and
having a mind blowing orgasm as my muscles contract around your
hard cock and your pelvic bone is rubbing my clit! Hmmm
Must have a sense of humour.
Must love massive natural tits that will suffocate you while I am
Guys, if I am not interested in you then do not send me a message
back abusing me. After all YOU were the one that contacted me.
Actually I get a laugh out of insecure men that do that. Just shows
how desperate they are!
TRANSLATION: IF YOU ARE SO FAR UP YOURSELF THAT YOU CANNOT HANDLE
REJECTION WITHOUT BEING ABUSIVE...GET A LIFE. AFTER ALL..IT WAS YOU
WHO WANTED ME!!
Are you a man in uniform, wear a sexy suit or a hot tradie? Contact
TRANSLATION: HOT HOT HOT!
Must have a pic on this site. If you have a Private Gallery please
send it with your winks/messages.
TRANSLATION: IF YOU CAN HAVE A PIC ON YOUR COMPUTER AT ALL THEN YOU
CAN HAVE A PIC ON HERE. IF YOU DONT HAVE A PIC UP I REALLY AM NOT
You must be straight, utterly and completely...
TRANSLATION: NO BI OR BI-CURIOUS MEN!
Must have own hair and a full head of it, although I do prefer
TRANSLATION: NO GUYS THAT HAVE SHAVED HEADS OR THAT ARE BALD OR
BALDING OR LONG HAIRED GUYS...THE OL' SHORT BACK AND SIDES TO ME IS
A HUGE TURN ON!
Must be White Caucasian...I am not a racist, but its my
TRANSLATION: I ONLY ENJOY BEING WITH CAUCASIAN MALES SEXUALLY
Must not be selfish when having sex!
TRANSLATION: IF YOU ROOT LIKE A JACKHAMMER MOVE ON, AS YOU HAVE NO
IDEA HOW TO PLEASE A WOMAN, JUST BRUISE HER OVARIES! AND FOR YOU
MEN THAT THINK STICKING YOUR COCK IN MY FACE IS GOING TO GET YOU A
BLOW JOB...THINK AGAIN...ALL YOU GET WILL BE A CALABRESE SLAP TO
Must be tall
TRANSLATION: NO VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLE NEED APPLY. I LIKE MY
MEN 6' TALL AND OVER.
Must be between the ages of 24 and 40, yes I do like them younger
and will not apologise to anyone for my preference.
TRANSLATION: NOT INTERESTED IN OLDER!!
If you are into any rough play at all then I am not the person for
you! I don't like to be spanked or to have my hair pulled!
TRANSLATION: SEXY, GENTLE LOVERS ONLY!
Must quote "bejeezus" if you have read this to the end and
understood all of the above!!
TRANSLATIONS HAVE BEEN PUT IN FOR THE ONES THAT CANT READ PROPERLY
AND DONT WORRY I TYPED THEM REAL SLOW....
EXTRA TRANSLATION: IF YOU DO NOT MEET ANY OF THE ABOVE CRITERIA I
WILL NOT REPLY TO YOU!!
NB: NO OFFENCE IS INTENDED TO ANY MINORITY OR MAJORITY GROUPS IN
WRITING OUT THIS EPIC!
To Sydney University or any other University that wants to use my
pics as "research"....Knock yourselves out, but I must say if any
of you are hot and white caucasian dont be afraid to use me as your
sexual guinea pig. Hmm the thought of a mfm threesome with 2 of you
hot young Uni guys is getting me so hot and wet at the moment.
Contact me....please!!!!! I am willing to be your sex toy in front
of the whole class if this will help your studies any further. GO