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xFutballFanx

30 San Francisco, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 9:56pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), Gujarati, LISP (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Professional brewer from Montana currently trading the rubber boots and mash paddle for a welding gun and a far-fetched idea that my friend and I can make a 30-ft sailboat walk at Burning Man. I'm living proof that opportunity disguises itself in the strangest of ways, and the only way to capitalize on it, is to go outside your comfort zone. I have a love of heights, a crippling fear of sharks, and the crazy notion that by saying "Yes", life will give you her full bounty.
What I’m doing with my life
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I've always wanted to move to California, and leapt at the chance this past winter. I have a long-term goal of someday building my own home and brewery, so I'm teaching myself the skills necessary to make that a reality while creating
some amazing art with a friend.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Building stuff and making people laugh and smile! Oh, and being sparkly.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Depends on which way I'm walking... Ba dum tsst! Seriously, probably my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I really like those little brown, hard cover books with the golden pages and that little tassel that saves your page. Currently, that book is The Picture of Dorian Gray. Last one was Jude the Obscure. I can't remember the name of the next one, but I really liked the detail on the binding, and it smelled REALLY good (I don't think it had a tassel, but I was willing to make a sacrifice for the binding.)

Movies: James Bond is my spirit animal

Music: I'll listen to anything as long as it isn't ghetto bang-bang rap or really whiney country western. Currently, House/deep house and funk are filling the playa is the, but I adore classical and would love someone to go to the Symphony with. I'm a big fan of live shows and loving the variety that the Bay Area has to offer.

Food: I could eat tacos everyday for the rest of my life but I have always wanted to try a spotted owl omelette or sautéed panda cheeks. You know, to see what they taste like... What? It's better than that human flesh question.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Spontaneous adventures with friends
Pontificating on the lesser things in life
Making Art a daily habit
Beer
Explosions
My Time Machine - I'm sure there's room for Bacon in here too, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Burning Man, and going back home.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
If I'm in the city, going to clubs with friends. If I'm up north, sitting in the hot tub and looking at the stars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was younger, I came across a meteorite crash site. Unable to resist the strong desire to touch this fiery ball, I approached with open hands and mind. Next thing I know, I'm laying naked, on the ground and I have these...powers.

I've been running from the black helicopters ever since. I figured I should warn you before you end up like the rest.
You should message me if
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You like spontaneous adventures, late night dance parties and hotsprings :)