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27 Austin, TX Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 9
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Other, but not too serious about it
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey there! So, I'm James. Thank you for taking a moment to stop by my profile. I'm not very good with self summaries and when I think about it I have to consider how unoriginal I am when compared to the thousands of other guys on this site.
But hey, I might as well tell you all a little about myself.

I work at Good Will, currently, and have been studying for my C+ and A+ Certifications outside of school (How original, right?!) I have a trade degree and am a certified CHA Western Trainer for horseback and ground manner training.
That's about the extent of what I do for work, honestly it's not all that interesting.

At one point I made an attempt to put stuff about myself. Honest stuff that could stimulate the minds of the readers, but a writer can only indulge those who listen. Sadly, most of you won't message me because of some limited capacity or restriction based on superficial needs. That's fine, I get that.

If you want to know me, get to it! Message me, do something. I'm actually quite friendly for a bitter, broke, overworked American. I also thought it might be worth mentioning that I like submissive personalities as I myself can be dominant. So take that into account when dealing with me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Living it. Not wasting my time where it does not need to be wasted.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting to max level in MMO's.
Spouting off facts about Star Trek.
Making people smile.
Doing stupid things.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Generally, people are shocked to hear that I'm my actual age.
I get carded everywhere I go and high school girls still hit on me, asking me what school I go to.

I'm somewhat goofy looking, I tend to be silly and outspoken in public so I'm sure I cause my fair share of scenes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read the Lord of The Rings Trilogy before it was cool.
No actually, I don't read a whole lot. I don't commit to books, however I commit to other forms of media and information.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Swords.
2. Swords.
3. Validation in lieu of personal growth.
5. Seeing the opposite sex as an alien species, thus precluding the possibility of meaningful interaction.
6. Ruining atheism for everyone.

(I had no idea what to put here)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My life and the validity of spiritual fullness. Meaning, will I simply die off forever once I'm dead? I don't know, I have deep conversations with myself about this.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working and hanging out with my friends. {How generic!}
No no, usually I'm on my PC or at work. If I'm on my PC I'm generally trolling with my online buddies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I once had anal sex and I liked it. GASP.
You should message me if
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You are a laid back person who can tolerate long discussions about astrophysics and long winded debates on who would win a fight between Superman and Batman.
If you can tolerate my annoying mannerisms.
Is a NERD at heart or a possible convert to the nerd'dom.

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