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xJordan360

22 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–23
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Nov 19, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Technology
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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There's really not much I can say in words to describe my character well. I love music of all kinds. I enjoy gaming, and writing. Cuddling is the best invention ever. I love technology. Poetry is fucking cute.

I fucking love mudkips.

I have the Master Sword in the back of my car, just in case Ganondorf returns while I'm driving.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working shitty jobs, and playing a little music.

Exploring the world below Skyloft.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making people laugh, writing, and enjoying life.

Scoring free food.

Unlocking my door like my key is the keyblade, drawing triforces on the back of my hand, playing the song of time on an ocarina, Trolling, playing BlackJack in New Vegas.
The first things people usually notice about me
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How insanely obnoxious and loud I'm being in public.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I enjoy reading, but don't get the chance to do it so often anymore. What Happened To Lani Garver is one of my favorite books, and The Wheel of Time is one of my favorite series. I also really enjoy the Elozee, a huge Zelda fanfic.

As for movies, I enjoy most everything, especially when I'm blazed. A few of my top moveis are Across The Universe, Donnie Darko, Walk The Line, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Hangover, Ecstacy.

Doctor Who, How I Met Your Mother, My Little Pony (Haters gonna hate), Avatar, Guren Lagaan, Bleach and the likes are amongst my favorite shows.

I enjoy music genres ranging from acoustic, to death metal, to dubstep, and pretty much anything else. As long as its good, unlike the talentless shit that populates modern culture. Favorites? Alesana, Skrillex, Excision, Datsik, Deadmau5, KoRn, Slipknot, Iron and Wine, Bon Iver, Of Mice & Men, The World We Knew,Dead Prez, Foreign Beggars, Sublime, Modest Mouse, Suicide Silence, Emmure, My Chemical Romance, The Used, Beirut, Kill The Noise.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Cuddling
My trusty Sonic Screwdriver
Mary Jane
A Bottled Fairy
The Keyblade
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life and it's oddities.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Smoking at my friends house, watching Netflix, playing at the local park at 3 AM, inventing new sports like Midget Jousting, discussing the comeback of beards into modern pop culture after its decline from popularity int he 1800's, smoking cigarettes and playing Minecraft.
You should message me if
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You'll draw a triforce on your hand and take turns playing Skyward sword all the way through with me, smoke ten bowls in celebration, and watch trippy movies on netflix 'till 4 o'clock in the fucking morning.