To put in the words of Taio Cruz, "You know I'm only gonna break your heart, right?"

I'm 18 and studying for a National Diploma in Business at Taunton's College in Southampton. I'm currently single with too much time on my plate. Jess sometimes refers to herself in the third person when she's writing these things and she has no clue why, so don't ask her about it.

I don't act my age. Never have done, never will do. I'm happy being an immature prat and if you don't like that, well, screw you. I'm kinda crazy too and I like to give random hugs so if you live local and see me around town, feel free to give me a hug, I don't bite...much.

My best friend isn't on here but we have a relationship like JD and Turk from Scrubs. It's crazy but people love us. I like piercings and tattoos, long hair and goatees. They're sexy lol. Dreadlocks are also a plus if you have them hehe. Oh, and Jess likes muscle, she likes big arms and six packs.

Jess is also an Animal Rights activist. It's time to put this in here, if you don't like it then fuck you. I am proud of what I do and I will continue to do it untill I die.

Unseen they suffer
Unheard they cry
In agony they linger
In loneliness they die.

I need to sort my life out. Over the past three years I've really let myself go, I need to get my priorities straight and get myself back to a stable level. I need to grow up, get a job and get into shape. For the next month or so I'll be doing that.

PISSING PEOPLE OFF AND HAVING THEM BLOCK ME ON MSN!!
Making cups of Tea.
Picking up people's accents - like this one time I was with this Australian and I had his accent for the rest of the day. My god, talk about creepy.

IS THAT IM A TOTAL FREAK AND I LOOK LIKE SHIT IN REAL LIFE.
And if it's not that my weirdness.
Sometimes my boobs if I'm lucky.

Movies: Underworld, Underworld: Evolution, Underworld: Rise of the Lycans, Predator, Predator 2, AvP, AvP: Requiem, The Lion King, Australia, Indianna Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls, Thir13en Ghosts, Dog Soldiers, Tremors 3: Back to Perfection, Marley & Me, Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Fox & The Child, Perfect Blue, Urotsukidoji, Star Trek Generations, Phantom of the Opera

Anime: Wolfs Rain, Death Note, Bleach, Dragonball Z, Trinity Blood, DearS, Peach Girl, One Piece, Fight Ippatsu! Juuden-chan!, Lucky Star, Elfen Lied, Daa! Daa! Daa!, Ouran High School Host Club, Animal Yokocho, Full Metal Alchemist, Azumanga Daioh, Big-O, Outlaw Star

Manga: Absolute Boyfriend, Alichino, Priest, Wolfs Rain, Dragonball Z, Vampire Doll, Tokyo Mew Mew, Inuyasha, Ranma 1/2

Music: Dir en Grey, Versailles, Buck-Tick, Gackt, Bi-Rain, Antic Cafe, X-Japan, Rammstein, Murderdolls, Slipknot, Korn, Dimmu Borgir, Exodus, Deicide, Mindless Self Indulgence, Greenday, Hammerfall, Deathstars, Cradle of Filth, Ill Nino, Kid Rock, Fall Out Boy, Pendulum, The Prodigy, Nickelback, Mortiis, Manowar, Bon Jovi, Van Halen, R.E.M, Oomph!, Evanescence, Elliot Minor, Nightwish, tres de Corazon, The Medic Droid, Kiss, Meat Loaf

TV: Star Trek: TOS, TNG, DS9, VOY & ENT, Moonlight, Dr Who, New Tricks, QI, Nevermind the Buzzcocks, Have I Got News For You, X-Men: Evolution, The Dog Whisperer, Wildlife SOS, Balamory (I like the theme song, fuck offff), and loads of other things. I just cannot remember them.

My Dog.
Oxygen.
Sleep.
Water.
TV.
Internet.

How I'm makin myself ill sat here in my underwear in the coooold typing this shit so someone will be interested.
Why I can pick up a tiny money spider but cry like a bitch when I see one of those nasty house spiders - you know, the ones with the big fuckin hairy legs that run across the floor or sit in the bath tub just waitin for ya.
Lions - They be my favourite animal. I have like pictures of them and loooads of plushies. Obsessed much, eh?

Sleeping/Drinking/Annoying you.
Mostly sleeping. I like to sleep.

Kevin Grevioux makes my panties wet, and if you've seen the film Underworld, he's the big black guy with the huge muscles and the unnaturaly deep voice.

Ummm, random things really. Like who the Turk to my JD is..

A) You want to.
B) You wanna take me out and show me a good time.
C) You prefer personality over looks.
D) You know that what you hear about me is as fake as the bitch that told you.