So I'm on a dating website...yea. Being new in a huge city like LA will do that to you I guess. Hey, you're on a dating website too, so don't judge me.
Not to sound like a bad ass, but I generally don't follow the rules, and I ignore a lot of laws. It hasn't killed me yet. Life's too short to follow the rules.
I'm always "on." Whether that means I'm ready, funny, hungry, active, energetic, willing, etc, depends on the situation.
People text me every day to check grammar, facts, bands, and general info. I'm like that company KGB. I'm not talking about the Russian secret service.

I'm from a rather insane small town in New Jersey. Michael Vick, along with other Eagles, lives there. Also, google "cop cow sex" without quotes, yeah, same town. I could keep going...

I like doing anything outside: sports, exploring, ice cream, the beach, etc. Indoors stuff is good too, like movies, video games, board games, drinking games, lots of games. I like playing games, except with your heart (aww?)

My wildest experience was saving two women from drowning off the coast of Spain in 2005.
Since I can't top that, I'll stop there.

I moved to LA from NJ recently and I' want to meet a girl to spend my time with. So far, LA has been pretty awesome, and I'm thinking it can only get better from here. I spend a lot of time making people laugh, exploring LA, writing stand up and other comedy, and enjoying my surroundings. I'm very happy in general, it doesn't take much to please me.

making others laugh, traveling, having adventures, the internet and technology, causing a scene, driving anything with an engine, AP style and grammar, sports. I've got insane hand-eye coordination. I'm usually that guy who picks up something new and nails it first time, so sorry in advance for when I beat you at games and stuff ;). I'm also like the least egocentric person I know, can't believe I said that last line.

Sometimes my hair is crazy-looking, Sometimes I'm the loudest person in the room. Sometimes I'll stare right into your eyes and make you blink.

If someone else doesn't say anything I'll never shut up. I talk really fast and get excited easily. My eyes get real wide and my hands come up like Ricky Bobby's.

Authors: Ayn Rand, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, John Grisham. Currently reading Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
All Time Favorite: Calvin and Hobbes, definitely.

Movies: Anything unique, epic, wild, violent, touching, or groundbreaking. Favorites include Fight Club, A Walk to Remember, Ravenous, The Blair Witch Project, Love Actually, Jurassic Park, Jaws, Punch Drunk Love, Rocky, City of God

TV: Dexter, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Weeds, The Wire, Curb.

Music: Almost everything made after 1990. I was raised on modern rock.
I like metal, pop, indie rock, electronic anything, punk, rap, some top 40 stuff, I probably like a lot of your favorite bands, why don't you just check out my music taste at www.lastfm.com/user/fxck nelson

Food: I used to be picky cause my mom hates cooking and I never tried anything new haha, but now I eat it all. I'm kind of a pig. I also love dipping sauces.

Cell Phone
Internet
Music
Friends
Car
This list sucks

So I made a better one

A new band to get into (currently digging the new Brand New CD, The Fall of Troy, Animal Collective, and Passion Pit)
A quick phone call back home
A new girl to think about
A night unlike anything else
Knowing tomorrow will be better than today

Anything scientific (aliens, evolution, religion, sociology, technology)
Anything loud, crazy, dangerous, fun, exciting, or hazardous to my health.
Adventures
Zoology and cryptozoology
Leaving the country
Design, humor, methodology, experimentation.
I lost my train of thought already.

Out with friends, maybe at a bar, movie or party. Maybe working.
I don't have many friends out here yet, I'm really lookin to sink my teeth into LA and shake it around like a dog with a toy.

I'd like my Friday nights to include more new restaurants, live shows, mischief and hedonism.

list of fears
#1 not being happy
#2 raising a glass to my mouth too fast and chipping a tooth
#3 bugs
#4 that you won't respond to my message haha

Message me if you are honest, emotionally accessible, have a wicked sense of humor, and communicate well. Bonus points for cutey pies, sweethearts, dinosaurs, and and and I can't think of a funny way to finish this.

I hope you're smart, but please don't go on and on about your enlightened, sophisticated taste and personality. If you act like you're god's gift to humanity in your online dating profile, then you're taking yourself too seriously haha.

Don't bother if you're religious, we wont get along.
I don't care if you're not skinny, but I stay in shape and I'm not a jerk for hoping you are too ;)