I'm a non-traditionalist through and through. Monogamy is riddled with lying, cheating and heartache. I'm in an open relationship and proud of it because I truly believe that a man and a woman are capable of separating feelings from a healthy sexual relationship and/or friendship. It's 2013 now, tradition is overrated. Let's hang out, we can be friends, we can be more than friends. I thrive off of meeting new people and hearing their story. I went to college so I'm not some brainless twit who's going to send you filthy, unintelligible messages. I have the utmost respect for women and how much it sucks being on an Internet dating site

I love how this is referred to as an essay. Instead here is a haiku

Podcasts music books
A bearded and tattooed nerd
Go go gadget skates

Being a nerd.
Making friends.
Sarcasm.
Podcasts.
Telling stories.
Being batman.

Ginger beard all the way

I listen to, read and eat whatever currently catches my interest

Music.
Sarcasm.
Playlists.
Sex.
Books.
Being batman.

The trials and tribulations of life...being an adult and trying to maintain my sanity while defending the streets of Gotham City, oh and the impending zombie apocalypse

Working then unwinding at a local bar

I have an unholy love of Ace of Base...yes I saw the sign and it opened up my mind I saw the sign

You're looking for someone to start a dance party with