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xTortoises

19 F Melbourne, Australia

I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:10am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Croatian (Fluently), Serbian (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The first thing you need to know about me is that I ain't no basic bitch.

the second is this is my blog
http://aphrodoodle.tumblr.com/
you don't have to look at it but it'll tell you some important things like
- I am very open
- I'm not very vanilla. If you'd like the link to my fetlife, just ask.
- I don't like sexism, racism, slut shaming, misogyny, entitlement, excuses, mangoes, onions or capsicum (the list goes on)
- there are lots of things that I do like
- eg I take lots of selfies

thanks guys xoxox
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Flipping burgers, stripping, taking selfies, downing way too many energy drinks and smoking people under the table.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- arguing with people about things I care about
- asking confronting questions to make people question their social attitudes
- flipping my hair from side to side
- my job(s) my work ethic is the shit
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my hair or my tits
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Kushiel's Dart series by Jacqueline Carey is my favourite book series -ever-. I own every book set in this particular universe and am slowly working on buying everything this author has ever written. I'd probably read the dictionary if she released a copy. Christopher Pike was also my main man in highschool.

Honorable mention to Dr Who, AHS, Orange is the New Black, Fringe, Spartacus, GoT, Californication and Avatar: The Last Airbender.

I listen to a little of everything when it comes to music. Frank Ocean, Flyleaf, Marianas Trench, The Weeknd, Kina Grannis, Daft Punk, Beyonce and ZZ Ward are probably a good example of the variety I'm into.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Freedom/independance/autonomy, my besties, sex, my phone, money, sleep, music
call me needy but that's 7 things and I could probably add more
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Social attitudes, political correctness, social hierarchy, how much of a champion I am, dancing/music, what I'm doing with my life, whether my level of happiness justifies my vices or whether they need justification at all
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or out with friends smoking a J.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm a stripper.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you aren't looking for emotional stability in the form of a relationship
- you aren't mind numbingly dull
- you don't feel as if I owe you anything
- you're actually from Melbourne (for real though don't message me if you're from overseas, I'm not looking for pen pals or internet friends)
- you think we may actually get along ***THIS ONE IS IMPORTANT GUYS***
- you don't identify with or relate to any of the posts in the 'okcupid' section of my blog
- you have some form of link (youtube, an online game or entertaining meme, surprise me) or witty joke/story to share with me
- you're a champ
- you're into kink/BDSM
- you're a yes sayer to life
- you aren't a cunt
- thanks