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xTortoises

20 Melbourne, Australia Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Student
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Croatian (Fluently), Serbian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Fancy Pants McGee at your service; I am the ENFP poster child - if you're into Myer-Briggs, talk about it with me! I like league of legends, people who are into BDSM, good kissers who won't try to eat my face, good but inexpensive food, cute fluffy socks, deep and meaningful discussions, writing on my blog ( http://aphrodoodle.tumblr.com/ ) and spending hours without leaving bed watching Netflix. I identify as polyamorous; I party on occasion; I like really loud music; if you think we might actually get along, hit me up with a fun date idea!

please don't message me with just 'hey how are you'

thanks guys xoxox
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
studying psychological science
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
watching shows on Netflix
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People say my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
The Kushiel's Dart series by Jacqueline Carey is the bomb
Flyleaf, Radiohead, Hozier, Mariana's Trench - they're all pretty rad
honorable mention to Dr Who, Sherlock and Brooklyn Nine Nine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my phone, my family, my friends, music, being silly, hugs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
my past, my future, my present, I do a lot of self reflection. I overthink the smallest things, anything from a comment someone made 2 weeks ago to a line in a TV show
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Binging TV shows or seeing friends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I used to be a stripper
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- you aren't looking for emotional stability in the form of a relationship
- you aren't mind numbingly dull
- you don't feel as if I owe you anything
- you're actually from Melbourne (for real though don't message me if you're from overseas, I'm not looking for pen pals or internet friends)
- you think we may actually get along
- you have some form of link (youtube, an online game or entertaining meme, surprise me) or witty joke/story to share with me
- you're a champ
- you're into kink/BDSM
- you're a yes sayer to life
- you aren't a cunt
- thanks