Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

x_incisions

26 M Canterbury, UK

My Details

Last Online
Aug 23
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am some form of delicious milkshake.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Not a huge amount, really. Playing music in a successful(ish) band!

Ooooh, also I'm currently working as a sandwich artist in Subway! Ladies, contain your excitement
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing drums, impersonating other people, a whole long list of other stuff (that I may or may not be good at.)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't read many books in all honesty, but I am partial to a graphic novel (Scott Pilgrim and some select Tokyopop stuff specifically).

I'm a bit of a B-movie horror geek, and quite enjoy a good..or bad one! I'm up for anything though.

All about the comedy shows, so most stand-up comedians and their spinoffs (8OOTC, Mock The Week etc), but also partial to Red Dwarf, South Park, Futurama, Drawn Together, Dexter and so on.

Music taste is too vast and in some cases, obscure. You'll find out down the line eventually that I like a little bit of everything.

Food? Mexican. Or KFC.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I guess my laptop...music...aaaaand 4 other things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is drugs an acceptable answer?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Most likely partying in some capacity. It's important to stay consistant when something like partying is considered!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Pffft. I don't do privacy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–28
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're up for a good laugh!