Hi! I'm just me. I was born to the bustle of an early 80s winter morning in this beautiful Pacific northwest. I'm not the largest or the smartest or the best in any way and I'm fine with that, the only standards that count our my own. I endeavor to be patient with my fellow man in all matters, but there are certain moments in which I falter, and certain people whom I find insufferable.

I'm the type of person who never ceases in the journey for new knowledge and experiences and I respect the wisdom of age. I've made my own share of mistakes and bad decisions and have always put my best effort into making the proper amends and am confident in my clear conscious.

Right now I'm not looking for anyone or anything. But I'm not the type of person to just DELETE_EVERYTHING() either. So this profile is just getting a minor edit before I turn my back on it, likely forever.

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I'm always looking for someone needs a 'venting' partner, preferably of sound intellectual foundation, with a decent grasp of spelling and grammar.

My physical activities are hindered by medical issues, so I'm just a professional autodidact.

Consumer electronics, computers, stereos, home theatre, etc.
Washing, cleaning, folding, organizing, and streamlining filing. I believe I'd make a good butler, secretary or consultant but... see above.

I'm large, I have blue eyes, I've command of an intimidating vernacular, and rapidly come to an awkward silence of conversation with an alarming cross section of people due to disinterest in those who are contentedly ignorant of themselves.

Books:
Lonesome Dove, Shogun, Tai-Pan, Dragon Prince series, Sword of Truth series, Enders Game, A Song of Fire and Ice.

Movies:
Wolf Children, Paprika, Serenity, Wreck-it Ralph, How To Train Your Dragon 1&2, WALL-E, Ponyo, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Kiki's Delivery Service.

Music:
Apoptygma Berzerk, De/Vision, KMFDM, The Birthday Massacre, Studio Killers, Lily Allen, Evening Star.

Food:
Beef Ribs, Yaki-Soba, Fried Rice

A computer
Meat
Sex
Sociality
Vitamins
Polyols

Intellectual barriers. Materialism. Criminal Acts.

CyTube, JavaScript/nodeJS/CSS/HTML, reading, off on a quite random tangent. Mersenne Twister random.

I've sexually violated an alligator. Twice.

You aren't afraid to really explore avenues of common interest in conversation. If I ask you if you like video games, perhaps something like fantasy turn-based strategies, such as Master of Magic, don't be too shy to tell me you have absolutely no clue in what I'm referring to and ask something equally esoteric. Perhaps about the latest blog about stray dogs in Moscow
http://englishrussia.com/?p=2462

Or Ants that glide
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6940729/ns/technology_and_science-science/

Or what you'd like in a custom corset
http://www.meschantes.com/pricing.html

People who give up easily on finding common ground anger me. But that's alright. Maybe.