How can someone be 'very serious' about their agnosticism? Like does surety of any kind infuriate them?

It's refreshing for someone to show how insane they are in the exchanging messages part of the relationship on here than having me figure it out after dating them for three months but then finding myself entangled. Thank you for this courtesy, [redacted.]

Why does every Christmas seem like more of a downer the older I get?

Why do so many of the older ladies on here feature multiple pictures of their feet in various fetishy fancy sandals? Is that just expected when they get to a certain age, or do they think that their feet don't age at the same rate as the rest of them?

I don't ask this to be mean, I'm genuinely curious. Is the audience built in at that point?

http://www.funnyordie.co.uk/videos/01d863325a/paul-mccartney-i-ll-kill

 

In response to The Eugenic Conspiracy Against All Short Males by renaissgirl:

In response to The Eugenic Conspiracy Against All Short Males by Ronzalez:

Just a few minutes ago, I noticed that Okcupid postedastatistical analysis condemning their findings that peopleareblatantly racist with regard to whose messages they respondbackto.  And I, for one, believe their findings.  But,notsurprisingly, I don't care as much as I do aboutsomethingelse...

I wish that Okcupid would instead conduct an analysisofdiscrimination by MALE HEIGHT.  Then I have no doubtthatthey'd discover something even MORE eugenically horrifying:

Females HATE guys shorter than 5?10, and areeugenicallyDEDICATED to making sure that their genes are neverpropagated. Infact, the shorter a guy gets, the fewer replies hegets.

The female planetary eugenic conspiracy against short males isSOdevoted, that other females will actually AGGRESSIVELYcock-blockany short guy they even see talking to another female �especiallyif that female is a friend of theirs, or even a femalethey justmet! And why? To eugenically �cleanse� the short malefromexistence, of course!

...And let me also add that the females don�t even care iftheshort guy is talking to the other female because THE OTHERFEMALEINITIATED the conversation � they will still go intoviciouslyaggressive �MUST COCK-BLOCK ALL SHORT GUYS� mode,nonetheless. Theywould much rather the other girl be date-raped orimpregnated andabandoned by a pussy-spoiled tall guy, than a shortguy who mostlikely is a much more admirable and down-to-earth humanbeing.

Now, Okcupid COULD study THIS, but apparently they�d rathertalkabout something much POLITICALLY SAFER, such as racism. Whytake a real risk, when you can shoot rabbits tied to stakes intheground?

And since you're no doubt already laughing this idea offanddenying it away, if you have the balls (which you almostcertainlydon't), read this, from John Stossel of ABC News:

http://abcnews.go.com/2020/Story?id=123853&page=2

OK, the not so short whiny guy blocked me. *sighs*

I see his point in that I'm glad that i'm at least an inch or two above average male height.

Now if I could just do something about my boorish arrogance, chronic halitosis, and tragically hilarious pattern of full body eczema when unclothed...

Christ I'm bored. Anyone up for anything cheap and spontaneous?

Fish don't got no goods metals to listens to.

And the video is totally awesome too:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=558F1EaxH8c

I posted another 8tracks mix at:

http://8tracks.com/zerodemocracy/winter-orbit

I tried to give it a very specific theme of panic followed by languid acceptance of fate.