I assume that my message beacon thing is probably red and says that
I'm super selective, please let me explain:
Bitches have lives! haha that sounds bad, but yeah I've been really
busy, took 7 classes last semester and got my first serious job, so
OkCupid has been low on the priority list. I swear I'm not a bitch
though, just kind of oblivious lately.
We have more than 65% compatibility (match or friendship)
You like Nintendo 64 A LOT
You like video games in general
You like Netsky
You have tattoos
You have big hands
You have a deep voice
You like dishing in museums
Or anywhere else
You like people watching
You have a healthy appreciation for inappropriate humor
You are kinky
You can teach me about BDSM
I was hesitant about including those last two, but I figure if I'm
gonna be thinking it, it might as well be there.
If you have a good personality, or you're really hot. Or both! If
you're both, definitely message me.
I like sarcasm.
Some of my favorite offensive cat-calls:
"Ayo white meat!"
The ever-present "snow bunny".
and my personal favorite was when a guy started singing the
introduction to "Baby Got Back" to me while I walked by.