I have owned a skateboard for nearly 4 years and have only ridden it once.
I can order you a meal and find out about the interesting lives of the locals in parts of the following countries: Austria, Belgium, Germany, Switzerland and some areas of Luxemborg.
I work with children because I have a plan to take over the world.
I find 500 days of Summer endearing and heart warming.
I have found out what 'shipping' is, and I am now confused by today's youth.
I have tasted Torrens water.
I own at least 5 rums at any given time (and no bundy, I have some standards).
I do not eat fish because sea food is a flavour that I am unable to find the desire for.
I have studied Tai Chi for over 2 years (and it is not only for old ladies in the park....)
I do not have a TV that is plugged into an antenna.
One of the above statements is not true.