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xcarouserx

37 F Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–38
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 5:45pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I am an extremely sarcastic person. I like to point out other people’s faults and make fun of them for it. My favorite person to do this to is myself. I have a 9 year old boy's sense of humor. I turn everything that I hear or say into something sexual. I will ALWAYS take it there. The word ’facial’ makes me giggle. I laugh uncontrollably at the stupidest things. Two things gross me out above all others.... tongues and feet. Now don’t get me wrong. Tongues are great while in and on all kinds of body parts. But watching people lick things is gross. And feet are even grosser. I talk to myself. I talk to myself about talking to myself. I consider my tattoos and piercings be part of who I am, not something that I wear. I feel naked without them. Dressing up and looking ’normal’ makes me feel like an imposter. I am your girl next door. I like to drink cheap beer and feel most comfortable in jeans and a tshirt. I prefer dive bars or a friend’s living room to a night club. Inviting me over to listen to records and drink the High life is a far better date proposition than asking me out to dinner. I don’t care about stupid bullshit like whether or not something is too corporate, why Hot Topic isn’t cool, whether or not a band sold out or if you get your clothes DIY. It’s not my job to keep punk rock elite. I allowed myself to feel like less or not enough once. Never again. I adore who I am. I don’t plan on changing that anytime soon. If you don’t like that, I suggest that you don’t let the door hit you in the ass on the way out. Jealousy is an ugly emotion and sometimes I am hideous. I listen to my music so loudly in my car that I have to keep my phone in between my legs so that I can feel it vibrate when it rings. And I like having things vibrate in between my legs. Fishnets make me feel sexy. I don’t want to be brought flowers. Anyone can bring you flowers. Only someone that loves you can bring you a mixed cd or a tshirt from your favorite band. I am really open about the fact that I like boys. I will tell you if I think you’re hot. This doesn’t mean that I want to get in your pants. It just means that I appreciate a pretty face. Hanging out with me is not an open invitation to get in my pants. If I am interested, you’ll know it. I am a very cuddly touchy girl, when I want to be. If I don’t want to be, get the hell out of my bubble. I HATE having people in my personal space. I love the city, but I will always be a small town girl at heart. I have no sense of direction. I am an extremely picky eater. To the point that it’s annoying. But I am the one that is eating the food, not you, so get over it. The ONLY sports that I like are synchronized drinking, drunk shopping and heart breaking. No, I DON’T want to go to a baseball game with you. I am an insomniac and you will find me online at all hours. When I can sleep, I will gladly sleep for days. I love my bed. It is a place of majic. Don’t use the word ’retard’ around me. I don’t like it. :| My child has an Autism Spectrum Disorder. Yes, I talk about it a lot. I am passionate about it because I am passionate about my kid. If that bores or annoys you, we shouldn’t be talking. I love my sister. I talk to her daily. All of the love songs and romantic poems in the world are for me and her. Everyone else is 2nd best in my life after my son and my sister. I like my music. A lot. I talk about it, listen to it and watch films about it, a lot. If you don’t care about my music, then you don’t care about me. I’m not sure if I believe in love or happily ever after anymore..
What I’m doing with my life
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Living it. Going to lots of local shows. Hanging out at dive bars. Working. Sleeping when I can. Reading books or watching Netflix when I can't. Bonfires. Friends. Any amazing opportunity for a good time that comes along.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making an ass of myself. Putting my foot in my mouth. Wearing my heart on my sleeve. I've been told that I am wild and untameable. I am conflicted as to how I feel about this. But is an animal quite as beautiful once you stick it in a cage?
The first things people usually notice about me
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My heart is my biggest flaw.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
Anything involving true crime or serial killers. Books about music or musicians especially focusing on punk rock. I just picked up Hitler Youth at the flea market over the summer and I'm excited about it. History Nerds are cool. *Currently reading "A Clash of Kings" by George R.R.Martin

I don't have cable but Netflix is awesome. I prefer anything 80's or horror flicks over anything else. I hate action films. I like music documentaries. I like discovering tv shows on Netflix. I'll stream episodes of Doctor Who repeatedly. I enjoy a lot of the British stuff (the IT Crowd, Being Human, Shameless, Black Books)...*Caught up in Game of Thrones as of late*

Bad Religion, Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphys, The Ramones, Minor Threat, Black Flag, NOFX, Propagandhi, The Descendents, Rancid, Sublime, The Vandals, Screeching Weasel, MC Lars, Against Me!, Less Than Jake, The Lillingtons, Cadillac Blindside, The Cure, The Streets, Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards, The Transplants, Operation Ivy, The Pogues, The Get Up Kids, The Queers, Dillinger Four, The Business, Lifetime, Alkaline Trio, The Sex Pistols, Green Day, Teenage Bottlerocket, Fugazi , Social Distortion, The King Blues, street punk, I love old school pop punk and I am just sort of a silly emo girl at heart......*filing my arms with music themed tattoos*
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My son, my sister, books, lots and lots of sleep, hot baths. A hot bath, a cold beer and a good true crime book = best. combination. ever.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Everything. I have been known to think too much.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either at a local show or hanging out with my some of the best people in the world. My friends are my family and they mean everything to me. Bonfires. Catching up on some sleep (finally). Reading a book that I just can't put down. right now, enjoying a rainstorm on the front porch sounds ideal. Camping. Traveling. Being alive!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I don't admit to private things, but I also can't lie or keep a secret. So just ask.
You should message me if
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I want a punk rock boy to sweep my off of my feet!! **Please don't contact me and try to convince me that opposites attract and then argue when I disagree** If you can give me the life of an 80's love story. I want Randy from Valley Girl. Lloyd Dobler from Say Anything. Jake Ryan from 16 Candles. I want to sit on the front porch in your favorite hoodie drinking beers and watching rainstorms or snowstorms. I want to go out in a mini skirt, fishnets boots and a ratty punk rock shirt and have you tell me that I am the prettiest girl in the room. I want to stay in and just listen to music and bullshit all night. I want to drink and fight and fuck and make a total fool of myself and still be madly in love the next day. I want to go to punk rock shows. I want to stay in and watch bad horror flicks while you cover my eyes because I love scary movies but get queasy at the sight of blood. I want for you to love the way that I crinkle my nose when I am annoyed, the stupid voice I use when I talk to my best friend and the way I am 36 years old and still call grown men boys. I don't ever want to grow up. I want to text you every day just to tell you that you are sexy as hell and I miss you. I want to send you hot pictures when you are out with the boys just to get your attention and remind you why you want to come home later. I want to be left silly love notes. I don't want flowers. I want cd's and band shirts and quirky romantic gifts that only you and I will understand. I want to do all of those things in that silly punk rock is love poem. I want to scream bad songs loudly while we walk home drunk from the bar holding each other up at 2am. I want to be swept off of my feet. I want to be in love with my best friend.Okay, I am surly and stubborn and completely sarcastic. But I still want it all.