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xception2rule

32 M Miami, FL

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 21–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Oct 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Hispanic / Latin
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you keep buzzing my profile in the hope that I'll message you, I'm here to tell you that I won't. If you don't have the confidence to message me then it just will not work out between us. Now back to your regularly scheduled profile.

Profiles are not something I majored in in college, so I am going to try to make this as simple and direct as possible to make life easy for whomever reads this.

Aside from my stats, I am the type of person who looks at things from all perspectives and takes most things into account before I decide to leap. I like to hang out with large groups of people as well as small. I have a penchant for learning new things and always have my ear to the ground for new knowledge. My sense of humor is hard to pinpoint as it varies based on the company I am keeping at the time. If you were to ask those around me to describe me in one word it would be "Comfortable", as most seem to always be at ease around me. I learned my lessons early in life and have come to realize that lying serves me no purpose and ultimately brings me more strife than happiness. So from that statement alone I can promise I am not here to play games with anyone. I am simply here to meet and make friends, maybe even a relationship. Who knows.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently going to school to become an Automotive Technician, which is just a fancy way of saying mechanic.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, be they mechanical, electrical, or personal. Since my mind is always running (more on that later), figuring out how things work is a huge passion of mine. I can look at the problem, analyze it from multiple angles, and find the most logical solution. This doesn't mean I can't come up with some very out of the box solutions when needed. I once fixed a car's AC using a set of drumsticks.

I'm also a very good listener. I'm a very compassionate individual and I care deeply for the people in my life. I don't like to see those close to me suffer.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Physically: My eyebrows. No, seriously. I've lost count of the number of times I've been asked if I pluck them. I don't understand what the deal is. And no, i don't pluck them.
My youthful appearance. I've been told I look ten years younger. It's a blessing and a curse. Sure, you must be thinking "But that's great! You'll still have your looks when you get older." Yes, but try getting carded for alcohol and cigarettes every single time. It gets old very quickly. But the face servers give when trying to figure out if my ID is legit is always humorous.

Personality: New people to my life see my "shyness" and think I'm quiet. But that isn't the whole story. Yes, some part of it stems from being naturally shy, but I'm just trying to get a feel for the situation. Once I feel comfortable with you, however, I open up completely. I've surprised more than a few people who wrote me off as "the quiet one".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
This section always gets so long-winded. I'll give you a synopses. I have to keep some mystery, or else you won't have any questions for me.

Books: I enjoy Sci-Fi, Fantasy, anything by Steven King, Mystery, and Adventure. I try to read as much as I can, but between work and school, I don't have much time. When I do find the time, I'll pick up a book and won't put it down until I'm done. I'm a pretty quick reader.
Last four books read:
Artemis Fowl: Book One
Under The Dome
The Stand
Jurassic Park

Movies: I give everything a chance, from Art House films to Popcorn Blockbusters. I've yet to find a movie I did not find enjoyable.

Some favorites:
Star Wars (The prequels were decent. And Lucas can shove the "updated" original trilogy right up his ass. HAN SHOOTS FIRST DAMMIT!).
The Dark Knight Saga (Thank you Nolan for showing the rest of the world a dark, gritty, serious Batman.)
Back To The Future (The greatest trilogy of all time. Even though it's depressing once you think about it)
The Marvel Cinematic Universe Movies (Iron Man tops them all. Let's face it, Robert Downey Jr. IS Tony Stark. I believe Mark Ruffalo did a much better job portraying Bruce Banner. Agent Coulson stole the show though.)
The Prestige
Life Is Beautiful (A comedy? Set during the Holocaust? And it's actually good? Seriously, go watch this movie if you haven't.)
Love in the Time of Cholera

Shows: Don't have a lot of time for TV, but when I do, I'm usually either watching The Science Channel, Discovery Channel, or Cartoon Network.

Shows I can't live without:
How It's Made
Mythbusters
American Dad (It's really grown the beard for me. I find it funnier than Family Guy)
True Blood
The Big Bang Theory
Futurama

Music: This one is very difficult to pin down. I try my best to listen to everything out there. And I mean EVERYTHING. In my ears, if a song has a good beat, has an interesting melody, or some combination of things I can't quite put my finger on, I will listen to it. I'm always on the lookout for new music. Any suggestions?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My mind - Without it, life would be nothing but boring monotony.
My music - Why live life without a kick-ass soundtrack in the background?
My Laptop - Only because it's the gateway to...
The Internet - The Mecca of information. There is no better place to slake my thirst for knowledge than Al Gore's internet.
My cell phone - It gives me the internet-lite and connects me to...
Friends - What good is information without someone to share it with? Life's experiences are best when shared.

Bonus: Some sort of power source to keep the cell phone, laptop, Ipod, Internet going. It would suck having all theses things and no power.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Remember what I said earlier about my mind constantly running? Picture an F-22 Raptor at full afterburner and you'll get an idea of what my mind is like. It never slows down. Perpetual thought is what I like to call it. I'm constantly thinking about something, whether it be hypothetical scenarios, processing the information learned during the day, analyzing situations to see how they could have played out differently, trying to come up with new ideas to various problems. It carries over to my conversations. Don't be surprised if I go off on a tangent and start discussing something seemingly unrelated to the topic at hand. It makes sense in my mind, and I'll do my best to explain it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, sadly. I typically spend time with friends, play billiards, catch a movie, or race a few laps at the indoor go-kart track on the rare occasions I have a Friday off.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I consider myself an open book, so I don't have anything you can call "private". I'll just use this space to list two random facts about me, a fear and a quirk. Consider this a treat for those of you who read this far.

I have a fear of bridges. It won't stop me from crossing them, but I always get this strange feeling that the bridge is going to collapse behind me.

I enjoy finding songs that have dual meanings once you apply a little lateral thinking.
For example: Frank Sinatra's "Anytime, Anywhere". A declaration of undying devotion or the sad tale of a man with so little self-worth he loves a woman who doesn't reciprocate?
You should message me if
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If there is anything else you would like to know.
To let me know if you've read everything. Someone who takes the time to read this deserves to be acknowledged.
You'd like to talk to someone who has the capacity to geek out.
You want to hear random trivia.
You want to say hello. I enjoy meeting new people, especially those who share similar interests.

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