My name is Chelsea. How goes it?

I like reading, photography, cars, music, cooking,state parks, Tom's River, fallweather, the Phillies, and good conversation.

I don't like gansters. I don't like stupidity.

I want to travel. Italy and Israel are top on my list, and I think I am knocking out the latter next summer.

There is nothing more important in the world to me than family.

If someone asked me to describe myself in exactly 8 words, it would go something like; Lady in the Street. Freak in the Sheets.

I have an unquenchable thirst for knowledge and I'm stuck between knowing too much and not knowing enough.

Wings + Beer + the Phillies = Awesome

I'm a huge ball buster. I can take it just as well as I can dish it out. But honestly, people who get offended easily are a little obnoxious.

I rock freckles.

I'm a single mom. If you don't like that, suck it. My little woman is so incredibly amazing and she's made me stronger than your average gal my age. I have yet to bring ANY guys around her. I do well at balancing being a kickass mother, working, educating myself, and having a social life.

I'm a bit of a lush. I enjoy my vodka & tonic or a nice cold glass of white wine.

I wear stripes and I wear plaid but I never where Polka dots.

I have a terrible voice, but if I know the words, I sing along.. sometimes loudly.

I use to ride horses. I use to play cello. I use to be a lot cooler.

My ears are stretched. I don't know how big. Maybe a 9/16?

Banter, banter, banter, but never jargon.

I want tattoos!!! I have none. It's a financial issue.

I have a love for all things automotive. That is not limited to strictly cars, either. Did you know that the Elation Carnival cruise ship makes 64600 hp? Shit is crazy. I have a lot to learn, though. However, considering that I have a vagina, I think I'm doing alright.

Anything worth doing is worth doing right. Half-assers, please keep on your side of the fence.

You'll notice, I sometimes wear this really awesome pair of glasses. They're nonprescription. People tend to love them or hate them. I love them..

I consider myself religious, but I don't believe in god.

I try to use correct grammar. But I'm not a twat about it.

I think that one of the most important traits I possess is Empathy.
"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle" - plato

I look up to Roseanne Conner. Go on and hate.

I'm single and enjoying every minute of it.
Not that I'm a player... well, no that's a lie. I'm a huge player.
(That was a joke).
But if you're looking for an easy lay, fuck off :)

I'm average looking but I'm a pretty cool chick, I think, so I don't mind my mediocrity.

Well I was a biology major at Phila U before I got knocked up. I miss it. I'm going back to community in the spring for psychology & writing, or something of that sort.. or maybe nothing even close to that -- My intention was to have been back already, but my job took priority. One step at a time though, right? The idea of working full time, school full time, and full time motherhood scares me, but I'm determined. It will happen.

I want to write books one day. Maybe not even published books, maybe just books for my own pleasure. I'm now working on short stories, to get my juices flowing. I started about 4 or 5. I finished 0.

cooking
writing
motherhood
cursing like a sailor
mathematics
getting lost in conversation
slappin' bitches
driving fast
"the metal" by tenacious d on guitar hero
trying new things
being loyal.
making movie references throughout casual conversation
laughing at inappropriately timed farts
certain board games.

My boobs, my witt, & my fervor

This section is long but.. I think you can tell a lot about someone based on their taste in literature, music, movies, and even food so... here goes!

Authors: Ernest Becker, JD Salinger, Joseph Campbell, Chuck Palahniuk, Shel Silverstein, Dali, Darwin, Plato, Doc Suess, to name a few.

Art: Dali is #1

Movies: SLC Punk, Good Will Hunting, Donnie Darko, Step Brothers, Hot Rod, American Beauty, Smart People, etc.. a handful of documentaries & shorts & foreign films and then there's the childhood classics.. Drop Dead Fred, Dennis the Menice, Aristocats and all things Disney... Also, zombie movies.

Shows: the office, flight of the conchords, Top Gear, entourage, always sunny, roseanne, curb your enthusiasm, scrubs, people's court, malcolm in the middle, free radio, michael & michael, you get the idea....

Music: Led Zeppelin has my heart. After that, anything goes. If music is good, it is good.. mostly all classic rock, indie? i guess it's called, metal.. I don't know, I hate music genre's.

I'll list a few others for good measure. Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, Audioslave, Metric, Postal Service, Tenacious D, Third Eye Blind, Alanis Morissette, Bowie, Johnny Cash, Blur, Regina Spektor, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Sufjan Stevens, Blind Melon, Radiohead, of Motreal, Rolling Stones, MGMT, Gorillaz, She & Him, the Unicorns, and many many others.

I also have a soft spot for live music. It is usually always a great time. I never really liked metal, for example, until I went to a Vital Remains concert.. and now I love rockin' out to that shit haha so..
Let's go to a show together?

Food: I'll try anything once. But, seafood, homemade soup, mashed potatos, rice pudding, and cucumbers with ranch dressing are some favorites.
(while we're on the subject, I hate picky eaters. I love a guy with a good appetite)

uno) My daughter
dos) My family
tres) My books
cuatro) Subtle use of the spanish language
cinco) Delicious food, particularly seafood.. crablegs, mmm.
seis) Manual transmission

Monomyth
If Kay Jewelers will ever make a commercial that doesn't make me want to vomit
What your mom looks like naked
Why we do the things that we do
How we got here
& how I got here

Well, I'd like to think that I'm not this predictable, but..

Every Friday, I hang out with my parents. We order chicken cheesesteaks and rent a movie.

After that, well I could be..
At a local show, a bar, or in the city, or in some city..
or Having coffee and cheap fun with nubberelli
or Watching cartoons with Livy
or Grabbing bethann9122s ass and trying to convince yeahbrit to grab the lead singer's junk
or playing bartender/hostess at my place

I love FarmVille.

Oh there is so, so many reasons.....

- you didn't write "I hate summarizing myself" or something similar under the Self Summary section
- you don't use the word "random" or "drama"
-you enjoy cars (but hate fast and the furious)
- you're a tattoo artist willing to trade home cooked meals for some ink
- you can help me get back into playing cello or riding horses
- you're cool
- etc., etc., etc.

I guess I'm just on here looking for someone, a friend that happens to have a penis? To do things such as:
-walk around the city
-come over to play cards, betting with goodies like sunflower seeds or m&ms, and sip on wine
-go grocery shopping with, then come home and cook with
-take my jokes and throw them back at me
- intellectual intercourse
- take some peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to Tyler park
- play videogames (super mario kart!!! holler) with or watch corny flicks with

Nothing committed. But not a booty call. Ya dig?

PS. the awards below are bullshit, mostly...... well, some of them.