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xcitableboy

55 Phoenix, AZ Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 40–56
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:57pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids, but doesn’t want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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Just to get some critical issues out of the way immediately, yes, I like holding hands and adore rainbows and bunnies and walks on the beach. Does anyone write "I'm looking for a lying, conniving, psychotic mental patient?"

I'm not going to talk about what I'm looking for in you. I don't have a checklist and you're unique, aren't you? So even if I had a check list, you wouldn't fit it. I'll write about me and if you want to tell me about yourself afterwards isn't that why we're all on OKC? Actually, I just came for the potato salad and can't believe so many women are here!

For all of you who swear that a sense of humor is the most important attribute you look for in a man, I'm your boy/man. I was a professional comedy writer in Hollywood for years and have written for everyone from Jay Leno to Jerry Seinfeld and guarantee you I am the funniest man on this entire site. Shouldn't you be e-mailing me right now? If I'm not as funny as I say I'll send you a free pony for your trouble.

You've been a little blue lately. You dumped somebody or somebody dumped you. You're trying to cope, but lately you've been ordering your eggs sunnyside down.

Please understand it's not all fun and games with me. I can be serious, too. That occurs when I'm not being funny.

I was a syndicated newspaper columnist and had over 400 articles published in newspapers and magazines. I've been written about in USA Today and the Los Angeles Times; profiled on "Good Morning America" and interviewed on NPR. I've received 6 Emmy nominations for television writing.

Does it sound like I'm bragging and completely arrogant?I KNOW! It sounds that way to me, too, but it's all true and I'm really not arrogant at all...I promise! Writing comedy and working with the best comedians was what I'd wanted to do since childhood. My dream came true - I worked with some of the funniest men and women ever and got paid for it - what could be better? I pinched myself so often I raised welts.

I live in NE Phoenix in a house full of antiques.It's like "Hoarders" but with much better stuff that's really nicely organized

Wow, I sound incredibly interesting! Can you believe you have a chance to date me? And how lucky am I that you're available?You're a miracle!

I'm entertaining, loyal, extremely intelligent, generally sweet, love children, obey all major traffic laws, am very curious about the world and am wildly enthusiastic in the bedroom - yodeling, anyone? And I know this will forever label me a traitor to my gender, but I actually listen when a woman talks to me. Sure, I'll be staring at your chest when I do it, but is that so wrong?

Aren't you everything I've always wanted? I can't believe we've found each other. I swear I've never been so happy!
What I’m doing with my life
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Writing, writing, writing!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making you laugh!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have amazing posture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite music - I have 77,000 songs on Itunes so I have a LOT of favorites

Movies - The original "Sleuth" with Laurence Olivier and Michael Caine - pretty much anything with DeNiro, Pacino or Walken and prettty much nothing with Gwyneth Paltrow or Reese Witherspoon

Favorite TV - Mad Men, Boardwalk Empire, The Americans, Homeland, Shameless, Justified, Banshee, The Bridge, House Of Lies, Game Of Thrones, The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson

Favorite food - Green corn tamales at Macayo's and I can live on sushi and fruit - fresh figs, persimmons and raspberries, please!
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six of the Seven Dwarfs - I'm not that crazy about Doc
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Celine Dion's appalling version of AC/DC's "You Shook Me All Night Long" on You Tube. It makes my ears bleed.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Being atypical.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am so confident of my sexual ability that I call my bedroom The Big Top
You should message me if
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You're adorable inside and out

You pay no attention to the Personality graph - mine is completely wrong plus it keeps changing and entire categories disappear and new ones pop up. If you go by the graph's measure of my alleged arrogance I make Simon Cowell seem humble and we all know that's impossible.

Please don't message me if the headline on your profile is "Live Love Laugh" or "Looking For My Last First Date" UNLESS you can think of something more original. Really, you haven't noticed that over seventeen million other women have worn those two out?

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