I'm not going to talk about what I'm looking for in you. I don't have a checklist and you're unique, aren't you? So even if I had a check list, you wouldn't fit it. I'll write about me and if you want to tell me about yourself afterwards isn't that why we're all on OKC? Actually, I just came for the potato salad and can't believe so many women are here!
For all of you who swear that a sense of humor is the most important attribute you look for in a man, I'm your boy/man. I was a professional comedy writer in Hollywood for years and have written for everyone from Jay Leno to Jerry Seinfeld and guarantee you I am the funniest man on this entire site. Shouldn't you be e-mailing me right now? If I'm not as funny as I say I'll send you a free pony for your trouble.
You've been a little blue lately. You dumped somebody or somebody dumped you. You're trying to cope, but lately you've been ordering your eggs sunnyside down.
Please understand it's not all fun and games with me. I can be serious, too. That occurs when I'm not being funny.
I was a syndicated newspaper columnist and had over 400 articles published in newspapers and magazines. I've been written about in USA Today and the Los Angeles Times; profiled on "Good Morning America" and interviewed on NPR. I've received 6 Emmy nominations for television writing.
Does it sound like I'm bragging and completely arrogant?I KNOW! It sounds that way to me, too, but it's all true and I'm really not arrogant at all...I promise! Writing comedy and working with the best comedians was what I'd wanted to do since childhood. My dream came true - I worked with some of the funniest men and women ever and got paid for it - what could be better? I pinched myself so often I raised welts.
I live in NE Phoenix in a house full of antiques.It's like "Hoarders" but with much better stuff that's really nicely organized
Wow, I sound incredibly interesting! Can you believe you have a chance to date me? And how lucky am I that you're available?You're a miracle!
I'm entertaining, loyal, extremely intelligent, generally sweet, love children, obey all major traffic laws, am very curious about the world and am wildly enthusiastic in the bedroom - yodeling, anyone? And I know this will forever label me a traitor to my gender, but I actually listen when a woman talks to me. Sure, I'll be staring at your chest when I do it, but is that so wrong?
Aren't you everything I've always wanted? I can't believe we've found each other. I swear I've never been so happy!