If you're afraid of some great fun and adventure, you'd better back
off.
I'm funny, witty, and cynic.
I'm funny, witty, and cynic.
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xcrunch
23 / M / Straight / Single
New York, New York
His Details
- Last Online
- Today – 12:30pm
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m).
- Body Type
- Thin
- Diet
- Anything
- Smokes
- Yes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Sometimes
- Religion
- Agnosticism
- Sign
- Leo
- Education
- Working on law school
- Job
- Student
- Income
- —
- Offspring
- Doesn’t have kids
- Pets
- —
- Speaks
- English, Italian, French (Okay)
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What I’m doing with my life
I plan to have great plans, and act accordingly.
I’m really good at
Joking.
No really, I'm serious.
No really, I'm serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
My pretty face. Then they crack up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fitzgerald, Bukowski, a bunch of Russian guys, some
Italians, any novel by Salinger (ah!).
Movies: I'm a sucker for pre-60s movies (12 angry men, Citizen Kane, M, and the like); more recent ones include Kubrik, most of Tarantino and Fellini. Monty Python always make me laugh.
Music: (progressive) rock, jazz, and some Radiohead.
Food: Italian cuisine and burgers. And yes, I can cook, but don't get any ideas...
Movies: I'm a sucker for pre-60s movies (12 angry men, Citizen Kane, M, and the like); more recent ones include Kubrik, most of Tarantino and Fellini. Monty Python always make me laugh.
Music: (progressive) rock, jazz, and some Radiohead.
Food: Italian cuisine and burgers. And yes, I can cook, but don't get any ideas...
The six things I could never do without
* Food
* Water
* My wonderful cats
* My iPhone
* Love
* A computer
Now, seriously: gin (and tonic), coffee, independence, a goal, sarcasm, my sixth sense.
* Water
* My wonderful cats
* My iPhone
* Love
* A computer
Now, seriously: gin (and tonic), coffee, independence, a goal, sarcasm, my sixth sense.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pipe dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
At a black tie party sipping scotch and smoking a cigar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I totally made up the "typical friday night" activity.
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 18–26
- Near me
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
I either make you laugh or not.
