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xcrunch

24 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Leo
Education
Working on law school
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Italian, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
If you're afraid of some great fun and adventure, you'd better back off.

I'm pleasant, witty, and cynic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I plan to have great plans, and act accordingly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Joking.

No really, I'm serious.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My pretty face. Then they crack up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Fitzgerald, Bukowski, a bunch of Russian guys, some Italians, any novel by Salinger (ah!).

Movies: I'm a sucker for older movies (pre-60s); more recent ones include Kubrik, most of Tarantino and Fellini. Monty Python always make me laugh.

Music: (progressive) rock, jazz, and some Radiohead.

Food: italian cuisine and burgers. And yes, I can cook, but don't get any ideas...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* Food
* Water
* iMac
* iPhone
* iPad
* iPod

Now, seriously: gin (and tonic), coffee, goals, lists, sarcasm, opennes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Pipe dreams.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a black tie party sipping scotch and smoking a cigar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I totally made up the "typical friday night" activity.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I either make you laugh or not.