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me-the-monkey

27 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:38pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Status
Single
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I am what I am, that is that.

Metaphysician, Engineer, Audiophile; Poly, Pansexual (Anti-gender-binary) Primate.
What I’m doing with my life
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I did a lot of learning and thinking in my teens and early twenties, a lot of doing and applying the last 5 years or so. Now I'm reinventing myself, considering a future beyond a few months from now... taking measures to travel, play and enjoy the freedom of youth.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Translating complex ideas into simple terms.

Insulting my computer's motherboard until it does what I want.

Combining the two above ideas and getting paid for it.

Playing with my hair.

Enabling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a total audiophile...the right sound is better than sex.

I like TV more than movies, the stories are more interesting usually. Oh, and cartoons. Those things are great.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching Star Trek.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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See above?

Given that context, I've probably had more crazy adventures than you.
You should message me if
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