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me-the-monkey

27 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 11:32pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I AM A BANANA
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
It's really all about the stories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Translating complex ideas into simple terms.

Insulting my computer's motherboard until it does what I want.

Combining the two above ideas and getting paid for it.

Playing with my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I am a total audiophile...the right sound is better than sex.

I like TV more than movies, the stories are more interesting usually. Oh, and cartoons. Those things are great.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When's lunch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching Star Trek.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
See above?

Given that context, I've probably had more crazy adventures than you.

Normal anything generally doesn't do it for me anymore.
You should message me if
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You're a person... mainly.

You're over it, just all of it.

You're into philosophy and metaphysics and want someone to thought experiment with.

Other restrictions may apply, see store for details.

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