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me-the-monkey

27 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:57pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am a misanthropic buffalo... AMA.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is my day to day life.

I live a very comfortable, independent lifestyle.

I travel, explore - get lost and find my way out.

Kissing strangers, chasing... getting caught.

It's really all about the stories.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Translating complex ideas into simple terms.

Insulting my computer's motherboard until it does what I want.

Combining the two above ideas and getting paid for it.

Playing with my hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I create a new playlist each month, it's like my journal. I am slowly growing a vinyl collection I really love... I am a total audiophile...the right sound is better than sex.

I like TV more than movies, the stories are more interesting usually. Oh, and cartoons. Those things are great.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What is attraction? Just a predisposed set of biochemical reactions based on millions of years of the same or is there something more?

Something subtle.

Or maybe just sex with cultural overtones?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching Star Trek.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
See above?

Given that context, I've probably had more crazy adventures than you.

Normal anything generally doesn't do it for me anymore.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a person... mainly.

You're over it, just all of it.

You're into philosophy and metaphysics and want someone to thought experiment with.

Other restrictions may apply, see store for details.