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me-the-monkey

27 Los Angeles, CA Man, Non-binary

Man, Non-binary

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Pansexual, Sapiosexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Technology
Income
$100,000–$150,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)
My self-summary
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I'm awesome, duh.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sitting in traffic, mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Layering abstractions, insulting motherboards and other hijinks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Neil Gaiman, Star Trek, Doctor Who, Sherlock, Game of Thrones (before this current season), Silicon Valley, Bravest Warriors, American Dad, Futurama, Adventure Time, Bee & Puppycat -- EDM (plug.dj is awesome), I collect Vinyl (Muse, The XX, Ratatat, Jefferson Starship, Alt-J are some of the prizes of my collection).

I like TV generally more than I like movies... but don't tell my co-workers. I have a hard time reading unless I'm traveling, but I've been really getting into audiobooks recently. I tend to go for non-fiction over fiction in that venue.

I'm also an avid lover of Alan Watts - He is my guide in all things. Abraham-Hicks, Terrence McKenna, the Siri Guru Granth Sahib and Yogi Bhajan also hold a dear place in my heart.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good Music, Good People, Challenges, Probably Carbon, Oxygen and Hydrogen... Zinc.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Butts.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why everything useful in this damn city closes at 10pm.
You should message me if
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Why?

So we can get drinks together, listen to music and travel across galaxies... Only to have it end in slammed doors, heartbreak and loneliness?

Sure.