Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You can't open up the book of my life and jump in the middle.
Sarcastic, spastic and probably slightly sedated.
Acquired taste. Maker, Hacker, Tinker, Guerilla, Poly(math/amourus)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I make stuff happen.
Code, servers, internet - I used to do shows, lights/sound... I
like raspberry pi. I'm slowly turning my home into a rave because
You can dream it I can make it. I do innovation work for a big big
company, prototype what the team dreams up and see if it's a
possibility. Push their buttons, question their ideas. It's
Did you know the more crazy ideas you have the more chance you'll
have good ones? "Why, sometimes I've believed as many as six
impossible things before breakfast."
"Nobody exists on purpose. Nobody belongs anywhere. Everybody is
gonna die. Come watch TV?"
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Layering abstractions, insulting motherboards.
I am so cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am
so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
One of the central themes of the critique of our values is that
aesthetics must trump truth as long as aesthetics remains
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Semicolons and braces.
Markov Chains, Holographic Universe Theory, Machine Learning and
AI, Psychology, Neurochemicals, Statistics, Psychology and
How dating is terrible. How attractive (that person)
is. Did I eat today? What's that fucker doing?!
Fucking, MERGE! Damn tourists.
Man, I should eat something
I'm getting grumpy.
Fuck I'm dehydrated... When is the appropriate
moment to make eye contact and what level of verbal communication I
should use with co-workers. I've worked here too long not to
know their name, too late now.
How weird it is that pooping is way more important as a grown
The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the
thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wondering why everything useful in this city closes at 10pm.
You should message me if
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I don't really do the whole "you're my panacea - you make my
life the best!" bullshit; I don't believe in happily ever
I do believe in love, companionship and the wonderful connections
that I've had with people over the years. I like the idea that some
of them have (and hopefully will continue to) come from this site.
I like people who challenge me, inspire me to be a better
person. I like doing that for other people.
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