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me-the-monkey

26 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:46pm
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Job
Technology
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just this guy, you know...

A fixer and a maker, a liar and a taker.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Recently, it seems I'm constantly asking myself, "so now what?". My life's changed so much in the last couple of years I'm not even sure who I am anymore.

It's been one hell of a fun ride though. I'd probably do it all again now that I know I can live through it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Translating complex ideas into simple terms.

Insulting my computer's motherboard until it does what I want.

Combining the two above ideas and getting paid for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've got legs!

Failing that, usually that I'm talking and they do indeed know some of the words I'm using.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I love things, ask anyone!

Books:
Ishmael
Neil Gaiman

Shows/Music:
Shpongle
Govinda
White Panda
plug.dj

Movies:
The Man from Earth
Branded
The Saw Series
Upstream Color

TV:
Star Trek TNG, DS9, V
It's Always Sunny
Dr Who
Sherlock
Red Dwarf
Cosmos
Dilbert
Bravest Warriors
Adventure Time

There's a lot more - this is just the recent playlist.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My senses
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stories and how they form our reality...

Architecture and archetypes.
Hubris, humility and honor.
Narcissism and networking.
Multithreading and multitasking, managing my maintenance mainly because I must.

... and why social media is so damn addictive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Probably watching Star Trek.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
See above?

Given that context, I've probably had more crazy adventures than you.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 23–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're a person... mainly.

I'm pretty over the idea of love, but companionship, conversation and sex are awesome. So yeah, if you want one or more of those things, I'm your guy.

You'd have to be epically amazing for me to even consider something more though.

Other restrictions may apply, see store for details.