I'm a full time single dad of a tween...and my 18 year old son.
I love life and enjoy doing everything, I rarely get bored and can adapt to any situation.
I am looking for a long term if not forever kind of relationship with a fun, strong, smart woman who enjoys life.
I am an active, fun, full time Dad...I enjoy almost everything. I have a great family and we do alot of great things together. I am told that I am a bit of a boy scout, but the Alpha Male in me doesn't let anyone take advantage of that.
Paul is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Paul, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
Paul is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Paul once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Paul knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Paul is what Willis was talking about.
If you have five dollars and Paul has five dollars, Paul has more money than you.
Paul sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was to scared to correct Paul and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
When Paul had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Paul once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Paul once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
Multiple people have died from Paul giving them the finger.
Paul once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
A grizzly once bear threatened to eat Paul. Paul showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
If Paul is late, time better slow the f*ck down
Paul sleeps with a night light. Not because Paul is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Paul
Paul can touch MC Hammer.
Paul frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
There is no such thing as tornados. Paul just hates trailer parks.
Paul only masturbates to pictures of Paul.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Paul.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Paul.
Paul drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Paul is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
If you want a list of Paul’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Paul has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Paul doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Paul.
Paul eats transformer toys in vehicle mode and poos them out transformed into a robot.
Ironically, Paul’ hidden talent is invisibility.
Paul owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
Paul invented water.
Paul went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour an a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Paul yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”
One time while sparring with Wolverine, Paul accidentally lost his left testicle. You might be familiar with it to this very day by its technical term: Jupiter.
Paul is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Contrary to popular belief, Paul, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Paul does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Paul can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Paul isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose’s sh*t.
Paul doesn’t eat. Rather he kicks ass until he’s full.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are****oaches and Paul.
Paul once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Paul
Paul once walked down the street with a massive erection. There we no survivors.
When you open a can of whoop-ass, Paul jumps out.
Paul can piss into gale force winds.
Paul won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat the living sh*t out of everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Paul once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Paul re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Paul got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Paul for every answer.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Paul to die before they attack.
He's fluent in all languages, including three that only he speaks.
Midgets look up to him.
Ghosts fear him.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, He discovered a short cut.
When sailing the wind is always at his back.
Panhandlers give him money.
He does Calculus in his head.
He always rounds to five decimal points.
His 7th Inning stretch could last through the 9th....
He's never not sat up straight.
As a toddler he taught others to walk.
At the book store people crowd to see him read.
Athletes seek his autograph.
His passport requires no photo.
He can keep one eye on the past while looking into the future.
When fishing at some point he has to call it quits.
He's never found a penny that wasn't heads up.
When he drives his new car off the lot it increases in value.
His 1913 Duesenberg still has that new car smell.
Though he can't walk on water he's never slipped on ice.