And if you believe that, I have some prime real estate to sell you on the moon.
In reality, I'm some sort of weird nerdish athlete if there is such a thing. I love things that involve thinking, board games, video games, reading, sports that require strategy or just a great conversation or debate will really make my day. Also my real (middle) name is Hans, but that's not important.
I also compete at the international level in grappling and BJJ. And with it's recently legalization in Ontario, I'll probably be a MMA fighter within a couple years too.
I am batman.
I tend to be sarcastic, and awkward in most social situations, yet I work as a personal trainer and martial arts instructor and seem to do just fine.
Also I'm not really batman, the truth is.... I am Iron Man.
I tried once to be a pro wrestler, I like computers and videogames and pocky. I also love lifting weights and doing just about anything fun that works up a sweat. I've been a tabletop gamer since I was 10, and Dungeon Mastered since I was 12.
Also not I'm Iron Man either, but cooler then a thousand batmans, and tougher then a thousand iron mans.
I am awesome, wicked, and totally kickass (This is leftover from the "pick three words to describe yourself" era of OKC, but is equally true today.)
Here is some copypasta I found on another profile that I will add here because it seems like a good icebreaker:
I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR YOU: I WILL BE COMPLETELY HONEST... you can ask me ONE question (only in my inbox). Any question, no matter how crazy, sinister, or wrong it is. I WILL answer no matter what. You have my FULL honesty, but I DARE you to put this on your profile and see what questions you get.