Hi My name is Hans. I like long walks on the beach, romantic candlelit dinners and books about sparkling vampires.
And if you believe that, I have some prime real estate to sell you on the moon.
In reality, I'm some sort of weird nerdish athlete if there is such a thing. I love things that involve thinking, board games, video games, reading, sports that require strategy or just a great conversation or debate will really make my day. Also my real (middle) name is Hans, but that's not important.
I also compete at the international level in grappling and BJJ. And with it's legalization in Ontario, may try a little MMA while I'm still in the prime of my life.
I am batman.
I tend to be sarcastic, and awkward in most social situations, yet I work as a personal trainer and martial arts instructor and seem to do just fine.
Also I'm not really batman, the truth is.... I am Iron Man.
I tried once to be a pro wrestler, I like computers and videogames and pocky. I also love lifting weights and doing just about anything fun that works up a sweat. I've been a tabletop gamer since I was 10, and Dungeon Mastered since I was 12.
Also not I'm Iron Man either, but cooler then a thousand batmans, and tougher then a thousand iron mans.
I am awesome, wicked, and totally kickass (This is leftover from the "pick three words to describe yourself" era of OKC, but is equally true today.)