TL;DR -- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a5abgDBQHPk
Punsmithery, bookwormery, gamecrafting, math, drawing comics, read-read-read, NPR, chess, more music please, dinosaurs, curry, morning-person, tea-time, etc, fixing bikes, and etc.
Relationship Status Clarification: My girlfriend and I are long-distance-ish and monogamish (as Dan Savage puts it). I'm here to meet basically-but-perhaps-not-strictly-but-probably-just-platonic local chums.
Although, perhaps I guess I'm *mainly* here to look up the profiles for my friends and co-workers out of sheer snoopy curiosity :}