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31 San Francisco, CA Man


I’m looking for

  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Okay), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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TL;DR --

Punsmithery, bookwormery, game-makin', math, drawing comics, read-read-read, NPR, chess, more music please, dinosaurs, curry, morning-person, tea-time, etc, fixing bikes, and etc.

Relationship Status Clarification: My girlfriend and I are long-distance-ish and monogamish (as Dan Savage puts it). I'm here to meet basically-but-perhaps-not-strictly-but-probably-just-platonic local chums.

Although, perhaps I guess I'm *mainly* here to look up the profiles for my friends and co-workers out of sheer snoopy curiosity :}
What I’m doing with my life
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Transplant from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, self-employed making sparkly computer art and independent computer games. My current project is quixotically named DIGHARD: C R I S I S (

Secondary doings: Reading on trains. Drawing elaborate comic illustrations, but neglecting to fill in the dialog balloons. Trying to reteach myself everything I learned in college and then promptly forgot.

Long-term, when I'm too old for pseudoprofessional software-vaudeville, I think I'll become a wicked-sweet Algebra teacher.
I’m really good at
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Seriously not taking anything seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Scars from an old cycling accident. Pink Hair. Or is it green hair? New Tattoo (Nidhogg nibbling on the roots of Yggdrasil; a nod to my viking ancestors).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Trying to simultaneously perceive the world as both a Materialist and a Subjective Idealist.

Riddles, Math Puzzles, Paradoxes, and trying to remember which quotes came from which episodes of The Simpsons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
BRUTAL HONESTY(tm): At home. Drawing comics. Making confuser games. Netflix. More drawing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm teaching myself bass guitar and accordion.


Bass: adolescent-without-lessons awful
Accordion: not totally embarrassed practicing around my roommates
You should message me if
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You're in biking distance!

You're not in biking distance!

You want to play chess. Or Hive. Or Quatro.

You'd like to get together for tea-time and cartooning.