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xeta

30 M San Francisco, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:59am
Orientation
Bisexual
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Vegetarian
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)

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My self-summary
WARNING: You are viewing my imaginary profile. For my real profile, rotate your computer 90-degrees.

Punsmithery, bookwormery, math, science, drawing comics, read-read-read, NPR, chess, more music please, dinosaurs, curry, morning-person, tea-time, etc, fixing bikes, and etc.

Relationship Status Clarification: My girlfriend and I are monogamish (as Dan Savage puts it). I'm here to meet basically-but-perhaps-not-strictly-platonic friends.
What I’m doing with my life
Self-employed making games. Reading on trains. Drawing elaborate comic layouts, but neglecting to fill in the dialog balloons.

Long-term, I intend to become either a badass indy game dev or comic artist or wicked-sweet math teacher.
I’m really good at
Seriously not taking anything seriously.
The six things I could never do without
Staedtler Mars Lead Holders
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
Chamomile Tea
My Mac
Bumble Bee Bicycles
Roommates
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Maths (I have a neoplatonic worldview; my favorite artists are Alexander Calder and M.C. Escher).
On a typical Friday night I am
Prepare yourself for BRUTAL HONESTY(tm).

At home. Drawing comics. Making confuser games. Insert netflix. More drawing.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm teaching myself bass guitar and accordion.

STATUS REPORT

Bass: adolescent-without-lessons awful
Accordion: not totally embarrassed practicing around my roommates
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're in biking distance!

You're not in biking distance!

You are confident and independent, but feel your after-hours netflix life is lacking in beer and spooning.

You have a James K. Polk dollar coin and want to trade me for my enviable Rutherford B. Hayes (and/or you listened to the Planet Money saga explaining how these all came to be).

You need more drawing parties.

You want to play chess. Or Hive. Or Quatro.

You feel any of the aforementioned activities are improved by tea.

You meet none of these criteria but like me anyway.