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xeta

31 Santa Monica, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:09am
Orientation
Heteroflexible
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Status
Seeing Someone
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Okay)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
WARNING: THIS PAGE IS COMPLEX. For proper viewing, rotate your computer into the fourth dimension.

Contains multitudes: Real Adult(tm), Shit Together(tm), Life Goals(tm), and yet with a Frivolous Streak(tm). Punsmithery, bookwormery, ally, GGG, game-makin', math, drawing comics, mining-your-profile-for-new-authors-to-read-read-read, NPR, chess, more music please, NASA=RAD!!!, dinosaurs, squids, grimpoteuthis, curry, morning-person, tea-time, etc, fixing bikes, and etc.

Status clarification: I am in a committed, monogamish relationship with a spectacular woman, and I'm not seeking long-term romantic partners. Frisky neighbors, however, are welcome! :)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Fresh LA transplant from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, by way of San Francisco, designing/programming playstation games about deep sea diving and sharks and awesome.

Secondary doings: Reading on trains. Drawing elaborate comic illustrations, but neglecting to fill in the dialog balloons. Trying to reteach myself everything I learned in college and then promptly forgot.

Long-term, when I'm too old for computer-vaudeville, I think I'll become a wicked-sweet Algebra teacher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Constantly improving. Seriously not taking anything seriously. Keeping everything in moderation, especially moderation.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Scars from an old cycling accident. Pink Hair. Or is it green hair? New Tattoo.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Books, Internets, Bananas, My #1 Sibling, Tea, and Wildlife Documentaries.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Riddles, Math Puzzles, Paradoxes, and trying to remember which quotes came from which episodes of The Simpsons.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
BRUTAL HONESTY(tm): At home, drawing comics.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm teaching myself bass guitar and accordion.

STATUS REPORT
Bass: adolescent-without-lessons awful.
Accordion: not totally embarrassed practicing around my neighbors.
You should message me if
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You like thunderstorms. You're an independent, straight-up-boss, Imperator-Furiosa of a woman.