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33 Zion, IL Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 24
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body type
Other, and somewhat serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Entertainment / Media
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Of all the thousands of guys on here, you’re probably wondering what makes me stick out from the rest of them? It’s a good question to ask, especially if we are man’s last hope of survival in the upcoming zombie apocalypse. So rather than woo you with my fantastic personality (which I have) or awesome sense of humor (x2), I will cut to the chase and tell you why you should hang out with me. First and foremost, I worked for a time in carpentry… I can fortify our sanctuary and keep the walking dead at bay. Secondly, I’ve been a mechanic since I was old enough to wield a wrench, so when our car breaks down on the unsafe streets, I’ll quickly have us on our way to safety. I’m strong… I play semi pro football in the summers, so should it come down to fighting the undead hand to hand (or other survivors, should it come to that) I will keep us safe. I can hunt, fish, a darn fine cook, start a fire with twigs, all the good boy scout stuff.

But more importantly, think of the road ahead of us… Not only will I keep us alive and safe, but I’m awesome to be around, I’m the kind of guy that will help strangers, make you laugh even though hope is bleak. Also, I can sing pretty well, this is me and my best friend singing Weezer

So if you are looking to survive the impending doom of zombies/meteors/solar flares/global warming… You probably can’t do too much better than me. Plus I’ve heard I’m not too hard on the eyes either, and it’s said I clean up well!
What I’m doing with my life
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I work a full time job, play bass and sing in my band, play semi pro football during summer, and I'm usually fixing something on my house during the weekends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Playing bass, all sports... especially softball, basketball, hackey sack, football, video games, I'm decent at drawing, I can sing pretty on. I can fix cars pretty good, and computers. I'm really good at making people laugh, I like acting...really I'm pretty good at everything I try, not always the best but pretty good.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I was recently told I look like a young (and ridiculously hot) Bruce Springsteen or Sly Stallone. Do you agree or disagree?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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(A) Cat's Cradle, Under the Dome, the Millenium series, Lord of the Rings, Good to be King, Dune, Slaughter House 5, Under the Dome, The Hobbit is my all time favorite though

(B) Sooo many, but I'll throw down a few...The Princess Bride, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, UHF, Beverly Hills Ninja, Ong Bak, The Protector, Baseketball, Cannibal the Musical, Star Wars, The Goonies, sooo many. I'll type more later.

(C)Final Round!, Nofx, Jimmy Eat World, Weezer, Home Grown, MxPx, Rufio, Fall Out Boy, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Blink 182, The Format, Deathcab for Cutie, MxPx, No Use For A Name, Yellowcard, Fall Out Boy, The Starting Line, Home Grown, Slick Shoes, Anberlin...

D) Chipotle, Panda Express, any Italian food, good ol American Cheeseburgers made by yours truly...I like to grill out. I can cook pretty darn well when the mood strikes, though I usually need a recipe that I add my own touches to
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music, Friends, My bike (98 kawasaki ninja), Music, Movies, Guitar, and my Mustang Cobra...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Stuff, I dunno...everything...depends on the day. I go from politics to the future and everything in between, but most importantly I think about what makes me happy.

Right now I'm thinking a lot about politics and life. I'm also still chasing my main dream of making it in music while juggling a full time job that sends me to Minnesota every month or so, or way down to Peoria. I do love my job but I have a dream to catch.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Strung out on coke and sleeping in a gutter!!, usually just kicking it with my friends, maybe out seeing a movie or playing a show...something along those lines. Sometimes I get feisty and look for some kind of adventure, because that makes life more entertaining.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I seen a grown man naked. Oh also, when people walk behind me and I think they're looking at me, I get really self conscious and it feels like I start to walk funny. I don't know if I do but it feels like it... Also I am a ninja. Also I don't like Nirvana. They are decades overplayed. get over it.
You should message me if
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You're cool, you're athletic, you like to do things . Oh, and you should probably like to laugh.

Also I really don't mean to sound like a jerk, because I'm really not...but If you have a kid I'm probably not interested.