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upsidexout

36 Saint Louis, MO Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 23–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of two-year college
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Status
Open relationship
Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I grew up in central Illinois, moved to south Florida at 18 and on to St. Louis at 24. I would like to eventually move to Chicago. Or Canada, but lets be realistic. I've also recently taken quite a liking to Boston. I crave cold weather and the summers here are worse than Florida.

Liberal/Feminist/Atheist/Poly/INFJ

I am currently in a long distance open/poly relationship.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
This is a very good question. To be honest I'm just trying to enjoy myself as much as possible while I still can.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making terrible jokes and lame puns.
Rational thought.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The beard, probably. Tattoos maybe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If I had to pick one book as my favorite of all time it would probably be "The Stranger" by Albert Camus.

I've never been big into movies but my top 3 would be the Blues Brothers, Slapshot, and the original Muppet Movie. I like to laugh.

TV wise I don't watch a whole lot of current shows. Bob's Burgers,Game of Thrones, Key & Peele, Doctor Who, Veep, Archer...I still watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 more than anything.

I could list about 200 bands for music but instead I'll go with what I've been listening to recently. The Copyrights, Braid, The Get Up Kids, The New Amsterdams, Dear Landlord, The Anniversary, Extra Classic, Discount, Lawrence Arms, the Slackers, Alkaline Trio, Hot Cross, American Nightmare. The Clash are my favorite band of all time.

Food: Pizza. And Seafood. I really love seafood. A lot.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Music
Laughter
Pizza(NO PROVEL EVER)
Cold weather
Travel
The goddamn internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When can I get back to Canada.
Do I REALLY want to go to Florida in August or is that really a terrible fucking idea?
Why couldn't the David Tennant have stuck around for 9 more seasons.
Other dumb bullshit.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, most likely. I work overnight.
You should message me if
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You want to come over and watch MST3K.
You're a Castleton snob.
You work or are awake at weird hours and want to converse.