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xhellishdemonx

28 M Jacksonville, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jul 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I like music and video games and intelligent TV and artful tattoos and Paul Newman and tasty treats and bad jokes and blue things and slick deals and impressive vocabulary and thoughtful design and good friends and bad enemies and music.

Unimportant things mean a lot to me. I spend far more time doing things that do not benefit me, and far little time on the important stuff.

I'm really trying to say "yes" to more things this year, so part of that may be less apprehension for meeting weirdos from an online dating site. Probably better than my current habit of talking to my dog more than I do with humans.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm working on being an adult. I'm a graphic designer at a design firm, so I spend pretty much my whole day on a computer and then head home to spend my time off on a computer.

I also try to do volunteering as much as I can. I help to host an event that raises money for childhood cancer research by getting donations to shave your head (St. Baldrick's Foundation -- totally look it up and join me). So that explains the small periods of time I look a little more bare than normal.

I also like to do anything that has to do with fuzzy animals. Because they're so cute, right?
I’m really good at
- Sonic the Hedgehog.
- Pretending to listen to what you're saying, but really just be focused on making a pun off of something you just mentioned.
- Quickly coming up with a tip that makes my bill an even dollar amount.
- Naps.
- Watching TV shows about bloopers.
- Mocking things or people.
- And I guess like graphic / web design, since that's what I get paid to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I make really lame puns about everything around me. That I'm mostly too timid to approach someone. That I'm probably nitpicking some logo for bad design, or looking at menus solely for the typography. Or that I insist on wearing a hoodie, even if it is 90 degrees.

Lately it could be the tattoos that are starting to take over the non-colorful skin.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'll admit, I'm not much of a reader. But if Calvin & Hobbes counts, then I'll go with that.

I'm pretty into movies... for the sake of abbreviating the list, I will simply say that the best movie ever is Big Trouble in Little China. Followed maybe by Princess Bride.

Tegan and Sara, Phoenix, The Antlers, Death From Above 1979, Metric, MGMT, Mates of State, Hot Cross, Johnny Cash, Saetia... These lists are always so lame.

Nothing beats pineapple pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Animals
Video Games
Music
the Internet
Art
Lame Jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why do I need OkCupid?

Why I can't resist watching America's Funniest Videos?

What is a fire, and how does it... what's the word... burn?

Why do other people insist on putting the toilet paper on the wrong way? Over, not under!
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, currently not all that much. Maybe a dog park with the puppy, maybe just watching a movie at home. But this is the kind of thing I want to change. Wouldn't it be so much cooler if I was like... outside?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
- I stop the microwave before it hits 0, just so I don't hear that long beeeep.
- I think I have a crush on Flo from the Progressive Insurance commercials.
- I will never guess the proper spelling of "occasion" on the first try.
- I've probably seen The Fugitive on TNT about 20 times.
- The girls I find attractive usually turn out to be lesbians -- what's up with that?
- I use OkCupid.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I'm not even sure anymore. I'm not looking for something in particular anymore. But if you want to grab a drink or coffee sometime, I'm probably into it.