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Steady, good paying job.
Living alone with my sweet pup.
No children, no relationship drama.
Automobile, house, active Netflix account.
I didn't think these were that uncommon qualities for a guy my age,
but it seems there are a lot of duds on this site giving guys like
me a bad name.
I like music and video games and intelligent TV and artful tattoos
and Paul Newman and tasty treats and bad jokes and blue things and
slick deals and impressive vocabulary and thoughtful design and
good friends and bad enemies and music.
Unimportant things mean a lot to me. I spend far more time doing
things that do not benefit me, and far little time on the important
I'm really trying to say "yes" to more things, so part of that may
be less apprehension for meeting weirdos from an online dating
site. Probably better than my current habit of talking to my dog as
if she was a human.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm working on being an adult. I'm a web designer and developer at
a local advertising agency, so I spend pretty much my whole day on
a computer and try my best to be active in the evening.
I also try to do volunteering as much as I can. I help to host an
event that raises money for childhood cancer research by getting
donations to shave your head (St. Baldrick's Foundation -- totally
look it up and join me). So that explains the small periods of time
I look a little more bare than normal.
I also like to do anything that has to do with fuzzy animals.
Because they're so cute, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Dr. Mario.
- Pretending to listen to what you're saying, but really just be
focused on making a pun off of something you just mentioned.
- Quickly coming up with a tip that makes my bill an even dollar
- Watching episodes of Seinfeld for the hundredth time.
- Mocking things or people.
- And I guess like graphic / web design, since that's what I get
paid to do.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I make really lame puns about everything around me. That I'm
probably nitpicking some logo for bad design, or looking at menus
solely for the typography. Or that I insist on wearing a hoodie,
even if it is 90 degrees.
I also have a bit of a tattoo addiction... So depending on how
professional the setting, you may see a torso covered in ink.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'll admit, I'm not much of a reader. But if Calvin & Hobbes
counts, then I'll go with that.
I'm pretty into movies... for the sake of abbreviating the list, I
will simply say that the best movie ever is Big Trouble in Little
China. Followed maybe by Princess Bride.
Tegan and Sara, Phoenix, The Antlers, Death From Above 1979,
Metric, MGMT, Mates of State, Hot Cross, Johnny Cash, Saetia...
These lists are always so lame.
Nothing beats pineapple pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Art in all its forms
A good playlist for running
My puppy Charlotte
Videos of people falling
An internet connection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why do I need OkCupid?
Why I can't resist watching America's Funniest Videos?
What is a fire, and how does it... what's the word... burn?
Why do other people insist on putting the toilet paper on the wrong
way? Over, not under!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Well, currently not all that much. Maybe a dog park with the puppy,
maybe just watching a movie at home. But this is the kind of thing
I want to change. Wouldn't it be so much cooler if I was like...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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- I stay out too late
- I got nothin in my brain
- I like TSwift more than more adult males
- I stop the microwave before it hits 0, just so I don't hear that
- I think I have a crush on Flo from the Progressive Insurance
- I will never guess the proper spelling of "occasion" on the first
- I've probably seen The Fugitive on TNT about 20 times.
- I often fall asleep before I've figured out what I want to watch
- I use OkCupid.
You should message me if
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I'm not even sure anymore. I'm not looking for something in
particular anymore. But if you want to grab a drink or coffee
sometime, See if anything clicks... that would be fun.
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