I am terrible at filling these out, I love what I love, and hate what I hate...I am very passionate about everything in my life.

I dont drive, never have in my entire life...I ride my bike everywhere, or take cabs, buses, trains, hovercrafts, oxen, rikshaw...you name it.

I have never smoked a cigarette, had alcohol, drank coffee, or...ummm killed a drifter for sexual gratification.

I haved lived in Philly, Trenton, Tucson, and Las Vegas...but consider Texas home.

I work as a cook to pay my rent, but what I do with my life is collect as many experiences as humanly possible before I have to check out...I got run over by a minivan a month ago...it was almost time.

I am really good at knowing minute details about things almost nobody cares about...I do a lot of photography, and video...all very arty and pretentious.

I am large, 6 foot 3 and for some reason people find me "scary". Very silly.

Books, American Psycho, Glamorama, anything by P.J. O'ROURKE, anything by HUNTER S. THOMPSON, anything by JOE BOB BRIGGS, Maldoror...I love reading about people, autobiographies, and biographies are among my favorites...I can also find myself lost for hours reading about people and things on WIKIPEDIA...Go on and ask me about Idi Amin Dada, I sure have ended up reading a lot about him for some reason.

Movies: Bad Lieutenant, Gummo, Let the Right One In, The Shining, Dawn of the Dead(original), Emanuelle in America, Sweet Movie, and pretty much anything off the beaten path, the weirder and more abstract the better...I am also a documentary fiend, I have a huge collection of documentaries on pretty much any topic.

Music, Nomeansno, 400 Blows, The Paper Chase, Wu Tang Clan, Type O Negative, Godflesh, Jesu, Devo, Coil, Scum, Scorn, Beach Boys, Dead Milkmen, Love/Hate, Cannibal Ox, Mayhem, Bethlehem, Burzum, Bad Brains, Gorilla Biscuits, Uniform Choice, Repulsion, Siege, Anal Cunt, Fabio Frizzi, Goblin.

Food: Pizza, Mexican, Sushi...I enjoy food. Except Mediterranian...Not a fan of Olives and Feta Cheese.

Internet access, Coke Zero, Freedom of Speech, Dickies clothing, Travel, My camera(no matter how crappy it is).

How I am going to conquer the world....and where my pants are.

Watching some terrible film, or wandering around HALF PRICE BOOKS looking for something I dont really need.

As cliche as it sounds, my life is an open book...ask me whatever you want and I will answer you as honestly as possible.

Message me for whatever reason you would like...I love to hear from people.