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xkifahx

29 M Vienna, VA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:27pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Middle Eastern, White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I wasn't born for this time. Art nerd (particularly cinema). I've been told I'm funny. A Proud ENFP, to those who are about that sort of thing. That's about as summarized as I can get it.
What I’m doing with my life
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Playing drums in a few bands. Co-editing a book about Sun Ra. Getting out to the movies and art galleries as much as I can. Working a transitional job at a shipping company- Trying to find a respectable answer for this question. Deluding myself into thinking I can become anything better with my current level of education-----so basically, biding until I go to grad school. I lived in Richmond for a little while, and moved back to the D.C area to be near my mother after my father passed away a short time ago.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drumming. Talking. A little too good at the latter, actually. Run on sentences. Capitalizing incorrect words in sentences because I think they're important. Misspelling people's names. And, you know, other stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My laugh, eyes, and lips. Usually in that order.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Authors: Nabakov, Rudy Wurlitzer, William Faulkner Don Delillo, JD Salinger, Gilles Deleuze, Chomsky Zizek, Hitchens, Howard Zinn, James Agee. Nathanael West. Manny Farber, Jonathan Rosenbaum, J. Hoberman, Armond White. George Will, politically, is a moron, but his Book about Baseball is pretty incredible.

Directors: Godard. Scorsese. Kubrick. Hitchcock. Kiarostami. Herzog. DePalma. Altman. Dreyer. Bresson. Dennis Hopper. Wes Anderson. Wong Kar-Wai. Jesus, don't get me started. .....I also like tons of stupid movies, like Malibu's Most Wanted, please don't just think I'm some pretentious dick. I mean, I am a pretentious dick, but I'm not JUST that. Don't try to box me in, imaginary person.

TV: The Simpsons. Seinfeld. The Wire. Arrested Development. Freaks and Geeks. ATHF. The Office. LOUIE. Mad Men. Democracy Now.

Music: Les Rallizes Denudes. Sonic Youth. My Bloody Valentine. The Rolling Stones. The Stooges. Spaceman 3. The Velvet Underground. Mobb Deep. Public Enemy. A million other bands and subgenres, and all that bullshit. Louie Armstrong- Hot jazz from the 20's. I also really love Psychedelic music of all sorts,disco, boogie and house music, pretty much any sort of Rap, and incredibly noisy hardcore from Finland and Japan. If it has feedback in it, I probably like it.

Food: I like Food. Most of it. Especially stuff with some kind of combination of spinach and mushrooms. And Garlic, my god, garlic.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Netflix instant. My computer. Frontline and Ken Burns documentaries on PBS. NPR. Airhorns. Art. Baseball. Yes, that's seven.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Cities I need to visit, and abandoned places I need to explore. Ric Flair. The Simpsons, particularly Chief Wiggum. Stupid inside jokes only me and my friends understand. And boring stuff, like politics and the Nationals.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At the movies. By myself.........Alone.......with no one else.........Or, Dancing somewhere with tons of people. Drinking with a bunch of Jerks. You know, single guy stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Let's start with......I have an OK Cupid profile.
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