I wasn't born for this time. Art nerd (particularly cinema). I've been told I'm funny. A Proud ENFP, to those who are about that sort of thing. That's about as summarized as I can get it.

Playing drums in a few bands. Getting out to the movies and art galleries as much as I can. Working a transitional job at a shipping company- Trying to find a respectable answer for this question. Deluding myself into thinking I can become anything better with my current level of education-----so basically, biding until I go to grad school. I lived in Richmond for a little while, and moved back to the D.C area to be near my mother after my father passed away a short time ago.

Drumming. Talking. A little too good at the latter, actually. Run on sentences. Capitalizing incorrect words in sentences because I think they're important. Misspelling people's names. And, you know, other stuff.

My laugh, eyes, and lips. Usually in that order.

Authors: Nabakov, Rudy Wurlitzer, William Faulkner Don Delillo, JD Salinger, Gilles Deleuze, Chomsky Zizek, Hitchens, Howard Zinn, James Agee. Nathanael West. Manny Farber, Jonathan Rosenbaum, J. Hoberman, Armond White. George Will, politically, is a moron, but his Book about Baseball is pretty incredible.

Directors: Godard. Scorsese. Kubrick. Hitchcock. Kiarostami. Herzog. DePalma. Altman. Dreyer. Bresson. Dennis Hopper. Wes Anderson. Wong Kar-Wai. Jesus, don't get me started. .....I also like tons of stupid movies, like Malibu's Most Wanted, please don't just think I'm some pretentious dick. I mean, I am a pretentious dick, but I'm not JUST that. Don't try to box me in, imaginary person.

TV: The Simpsons. Seinfeld. The Wire. Arrested Development. Freaks and Geeks. ATHF. The Office. LOUIE. Mad Men. Democracy Now.

Music: Les Rallizes Denudes. Sonic Youth. My Bloody Valentine. The Rolling Stones. The Stooges. Spaceman 3. The Velvet Underground. Mobb Deep. Public Enemy. A million other bands and subgenres, and all that bullshit. Louie Armstrong- Hot jazz from the 20's. I also really love Psychedelic music of all sorts,disco, boogie and house music, pretty much any sort of Rap, and incredibly noisy hardcore from Finland and Japan. If it has feedback in it, I probably like it.

Food: I like Food. Most of it. Especially stuff with some kind of combination of spinach and mushrooms. And Garlic, my god, garlic.

Netflix instant. My computer. Frontline and Ken Burns documentaries on PBS. NPR. Airhorns. Art. Baseball. Yes, that's seven.

Cities I need to visit, and abandoned places I need to explore. Ric Flair. The Simpsons, particularly Chief Wiggum. Stupid inside jokes only me and my friends understand. And boring stuff, like politics and the Nationals.

At the movies. By myself.........Alone.......with no one else.........Or, Dancing somewhere with tons of people. Drinking with a bunch of Jerks. You know, single guy stuff.

Let's start with......I have an OK Cupid profile.

.....JUST DO IT ALREADY.