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xkyleXasaurus

23 M Kansas City, KS

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:21pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has a kid, and might want more
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly), Croatian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Good day everyone! Let's kick things off with some basic info. I'm a 23 year old dude taking a hiatus from school to better take care of my beautiful baby girl and to iron out some wrinkles. I''ve got a fat stomach and some lovely moobs but I love playing spring, summer, and fall sports regardless of the fact. More specifically, I love playing tennis and soccer!

Like most people on here I'm not really into describing myself. Every time I write up a draft it sounds pretentious. Nonetheless I will attempt to boil down a human spirit into words.

I've got a fulfilling job that pays decently and full benefits (score!). Ive learned to do away with jealousy and anger and live a more accepting and peaceful life. For some reason a lot of people have a problem with this and I cannot seem to understand why.

I'm into thoughtful women, someone to discuss the universe and theorize with. Someone who can be my best friend and take shit while dishing it back. I can't stand games, so if you like to play them I don't think we would get along because I like to retaliate. Who knows though, it could work.

Having a daughter certainly limits a lot of responses and interactions. Hopefully everyone understands that I'm here for a partner and not a babysitter. You may have as much or as little interaction with her as you please. I make sure she has everything she needs/wants before I handle my own business.

I'm a goof. I like to be silly. I'm reserved when it comes to expressing emotions. So please understand that you don't always have to open up your entire life on the first meet, it gets annoying having to explain myself. If we are out, go with the flow. And if I ever ask you to choose what to do please choose, because I'm just the worst at making decisions.

I guess as an added bonus, I'm really bad at remembering to reply to texts or messages. So ifyou feel ignored just know im lame and send another message.

One last thing. I'm not religious, I'm spiritual though in like a superstitious kind of way. If you're super religious just know I'm not against it. I can see the benefit but it's not for me so if this is a dealbreaker I'm sorry and you will be missed!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work full time as a Senior associate at my place of work. I'm setting up school plans to finish up what I started. I'm also settling into being the cool dad that wears his daughters backpack for the hell of it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Swimming
Creating awkward moments
I'm really good at comebacks and I will argue a point into the ground.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd recommend noticing my blue eyes and manly demeanor. They're the sexiest.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I haven't actually read a new series in a while, nothing has really caught my eye. I do enjoy reading harry potter, lotr, mass effect, caves of fire and ice. I read manga and science articles more than books and I'm on reddit a lot so I get a good dose of everything.

Movies and TV I point to Netflix. I'm notorious for not starting and finishing great shows. I still have to finish: breaking bad, dexter, how I met your mother, etc. I have never seen some of the more popular movies such as, Shawshank redemption, fight club, Mr fox, boondocks saints. Despite that fact I'll rewatch karate kid, dumb and dumber, and Jurassic park anytime.

I like to cook for an audience big or small. I never cook with heart when it's just myself.

I enjoy a wide variety of music ranging from the hardest rap to the folkiest of folk banjo music.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) My daughter
2) Lots of pillows
3) Subway
4) Music
5) Reddit
6) Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The universe. Oh I can ponder for hours, daydreaming my life away. I've had such a vivid imagination since I was a kid I try to maintain and channel it. I like to imagine all the marine life we've yet to discover in our oceans. Its all sciency stuff.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not much honestly, I'm such an old man I get tired pretty early. Most likely playing games with friends and staying out of trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll reward you with 3.

I wear bright and mismatched socks.
I sometimes leave the toilet seat up
I like to have my beard scratched
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You don't need a perfect body, you like being goofy, you can handle me having a daughter and responsibility.