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xlearn2swimx

34 M Nevada City, CA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Other
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground where I spent most of my days
Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool
And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, they were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighbourhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-air"
What I’m doing with my life
Getting annoyed by duck faces.
I’m really good at
Having people think I'm serious. Doesn't always work in my favor.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books - The War of Don Emmanuel's Nether Parts, Secret Life of Plants, Monkeywrench Gang, A Confederacy of Dunces, A Clockwork Orange.

Movies - My Blue Heaven, Fight Club, Taxi Driver, Snatch, The Big Lebowski.

Shows - Wilfred, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Always Sunny, The Wire.

Music - Atmosphere, The Roots, Skynyrd, Bill Withers, Dumpstaphunk

Food - If it's not seafood, I'll probably eat it.
The six things I could never do without
The lord Jesus. He is all I need.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Recently, because of this site...Why some women just HATE flip flops. You don't have to wear them, so shut it. And why do some hipsters talk like they're SoCal valley girls?
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm just crumblin' erb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I live with a dog. And I kinda have a thing for freckles.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–45
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You know when the next time the world will end. And you don't believe me about the Jesus thing.

***Since this has happened a few times and I've been nice about it until now, if we meet and you look nothing like your pictures I'm just walking away. You've been warned. haha.