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xlitteredshorex

30 F Marina, CA

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I am a cheerful person who loves laughter and good books.
I enjoy hanging out with friends, walking my dog on the beach, game nights, baseball games, and laughing at inappropriate jokes.
I speak fluent sarcasm.
I have a very extensive vocabulary, but overuse the word "dude."
I'm a grammar Nazi.
I know more about pop-culture than you.
What I’m doing with my life
I teach AVID, Leadership, and 8th grade English. I am also quite often their counselor, mentor, cheerleader, parent, and confidant. As awful as middle school kids can be, they can also be awesome :)
I’m really good at
Being sarcastic, baking, roller skating, quoting movies, singing in the car, smiling, laughing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite classic literature: The Great Gatsby
Favorite series: The Hunger Games (I love Young Adult Lit)
Favorite shows: The League, How I Met Your Mother, Gilmore Girls, Friends, Firefly, The Big Bang Theory, 30 Rock, Parks and Rec, Community! Sons of Anarchy
Favorite Music: Pop-Punk, Indie-Rock, 90's Alt & Grunge
Favorite food: The kind you eat. (Seriously. Love food.)
The six things I could never do without
Books
Laughter
Family
Friends
Skates
Food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Teaching, roller derby, the future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Relaxing. My life is exhausting ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can quote almost 100% of episodes of Full House, Saved By The Bell, Boy Meets World, and most other 90's sitcoms.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor, like to laugh, and think you can match me snarky comment for snarky comment.