my heritage/life: i grew up in old north end, burl vt, which is like a mini ghetto. my mom was a hippie and my dad was a punk. they had three kids...me in the middle...and then my dad was cheating so they split. my dad got together with another chick and she popped out three more, while my mom got engaded to a seriously fucked up man who tried to kill my oldest brother. my mom eventually came to her senses and broke up with him, AFTER he took our house, money, and various valuables. she got together with a serious nerd to the maxxx who absolutely hated kids. she ended up murdering his ex wife after discovering that he was sleeping with her, so i had to move in with my dad. he cheated on the recent mother and we moved in with her and her two kids. they had another kid about a two years ago, and thats that.
I don�t know how to jump rope or ride a bike. My friends say that my best physical assets are my legs and my mammary glands. My parents say that my best physical assets are my freckles and eyes. I love to listen to classical and rock. My favorite color is green Everyone else thinks it is black. I am considered �straight edge� But people always ask me for a cigarette. I have moved 7 times All in the spur-of-the-moment. I do not have a religion. I hate processed meat. I am addicted to T.V. I HATE the O.C. And especially Avril �sucking my will to live� Lavine. I have two tattoos, and eight piercings. When I�m �done� I want to have nine tattoos and ten piercings. I have dyed my hair every color. I have lived in Vermont my whole life. My favorite poet is Robert Frost (he�s from Vermont btw.). My favorite writer is Mitch Hedberg. My favorite book is Alice in Wonderland. My favorite movie/book combo is A Clockwork Orange. My favorite foreign film is Au Revior Les Enfants. My favorite animated movie is The Triplets of Belleville. The films I can see 100 xs and never get sick of them are The Shawshank Redemption, Schindler�s List, and LOTR3. My favorite artist is Salvador Dali. My favorite musician is Elliott Smith. My favorite band right now is The Dresden Dolls My favorite song is the one I�m listening to, Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy. My first album was U2�s Joshua Tree. My last album was Imperial Classics. My favorite album is Abby Road. My favorite word is music. My least favorite word is woot. So don't use it. I really value appropriate GUM.
My idols are: Jack Nicholson, Betty Boop, David Bowie, Tim Burton, Dane Cook, M. Ward, Amanda P, Davey Havok, Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, <3Angelina Jolie<3, Veronica Lake, Freddy Mercury, Marilyn Monroe, Conan O�Brien, Robert Plant, Johnny Rotten, Elliott Smith, Gwen Stefani, Brian Viglione, Johnny Depp, Rita Hayworth, Mitch Hedberg, Amanda Palmer, and Ramon Navarro. I love way too many people for it to be healthy
I am a robot, delightfully insane, and spazalicious