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xplainasjanex

27 F Medina, OH

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 29–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:58am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I've found in life, as a general rule of thumb, when someone needs to tell me who they are or what they're about, usually they are not that way at all. More often than not, they want desperately to be the person they've described, with out having to put any effort towards that aspiration.

Just an observation...

In any event, I don't like to talk too much about myself... However I do love to talk about all sorts of other things!!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm trying to take myself less seriously, and come to terms with the fact that it might be me and my dog against the world forever.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Over-reacting.

And properly identifying random loose pharmaceuticals.

Getting mad at inanimate objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I either look confused or bored.

Unless I'm intently focused, and then I guess I look terrified.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: invisible monsters, world war z, Rebecca, black coffe blues, house of leaves, Harry potter, microsurfs, ask the dusk.

Movies: the puffy chair, Jeff who lives at home, the future, uncle kent, rid of me, being John Malkovich, factotum, but I'm a cheerleader, mean girls, exit through the gift shop, moon rise kingdom, tiny furniture, royal tennebaums, life aquatic and everything else Wes Anderson.

T.V. True blood, the office, the IT crowd, parks and rec, always sunny, trailer park boys, Dr. Who, Orange is the New Black, once upon a time, Derek and anything on investigative discovery.

Music: Jets to brazil, mineral, braid, brand new, jawbreaker, nectromantics, winds of plague, champion, saves the day, alkaline trio, wilco, nuetral milk hotel, modest mouse, iron and wine, bjork, belle and sebastian, Ani difranco, skip James, the books, the French kicks, camera obscure, peaches, Mia, the promise ring, cap n jazz, Adele, minus the bear, aberfeldy, architecture in Helsinki, mates of state, boy least likely to, arcade fire, neon trees, the ting tings, the sounds, Alabama shakes, cat power, rilo kiley... To be continued...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Who cares? I hate this question because no matter how you answer it you look like an asshole.

"My iPhone"... Seriously?

"Air". ... Thanks, I wasn't aware.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What in the actual fuck just happened.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Committing crimes against the citizens of skyrim, playing magic, or watching. Dr. Who with my roommate.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My biggest pet peeve is people who have loud personal conversations on their cell phone in the break room at work. Go the fuck outside!
You should message me if
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You feel like it?