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xplainasjanex

27 F Akron, OH

My Details

Last Online
Jan 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I've found in life, as a general rule of thumb, when someone needs to tell me who they are or what they're about, usually they are not that way at all. More often than not, they want desperately to be the person they've described, with out having to put any effort towards that aspiration.

Just an observation...

In any event, I don't like to talk too much about myself... However I do love to talk about all sorts of other things!!
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to take myself less seriously, and to recover from an extreme Vitamin-D deficiency.

I just recently took a less stressful job and relocated to a new city where I'm focusing on my hobbies.

I'm new in town and besides my boyfriend I don't know anyone. I'm into meeting new people and having fun.
I’m really good at
Over-reacting.

And properly identifying random loose pharmaceuticals.

Getting mad at inanimate objects.
The first things people usually notice about me
I either look confused or bored.

Unless I'm intently focused, and then I guess I look terrified.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: invisible monsters, world war z, Rebecca, black coffe blues, house of leaves, Harry potter, microsurfs, ask the dusk.

Movies: the puffy chair, Jeff who lives at home, the future, uncle kent, rid of me, being John Malkovich, factotum, but I'm a cheerleader, mean girls, exit through the gift shop, moon rise kingdom, tiny furniture, royal tennebaums, life aquatic and everything else Wes Anderson.

T.V. True blood, the office, the IT crowd, parks and rec, always sunny, trailer park boys, the real housewives of... Just kidding ;)

Music: Jets to brazil, mineral, braid, brand new, jawbreaker, nectromantics, winds of plague, champion, saves the day, alkaline trio, wilco, nuetral milk hotel, modest mouse, iron and wine, bjork, belle and sebastian, Ani difranco, skip James, the books, the French kicks, camera obscure, peaches, Mia, the promise ring, cap n jazz, Adele, minus the bear, aberfeldy, architecture in Helsinki, mates of state, boy least likely to, arcade fire, neon trees, the ting tings, the sounds, Alabama shakes, cat power, rilo kiley... To be continued...
The six things I could never do without
Who cares? I hate this question because no matter how you answer it you look like an asshole.

"My iPhone"... Seriously?

"Air". ... Thanks, I wasn't aware.
On a typical Friday night I am
Committing crimes against the citizens of skyrim.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every night my dog sleeps next to me in bed...
under the covers...
With his head on the pillow...
Legitimately...
Like a person...
Swear to God.

Also, my biggest pet peeve is people who have loud personal conversations on their cell phone in the break room at work. Go the fuck outside!
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You look like Mr. T
You understand any reference to street sharks
You share my passion for Snorkies
You don't want to hurt my feelings ^^
You would like to go streaking through the courtyard, listen to punk rock music and drink excessive amounts of beer.