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xplainasjanex

28 Medina, OH Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 29–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:12am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I turned 28 in October. I'm single. I have a career. I don't have kids and I've never been married. I live alone in Medina. I don't have cable, because I have books.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I spend most of my time trying to avoid bullshit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Running up stairs in heels.
Falling downstairs in heels.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Please stop asking me questions about my tattoos. No they don't mean anything. It hurt like getting stuck with a cluster of needles repetitively would hurt. And I don't know how many I have because I don't know how you count them. Is my whole arm one tattoo? Is each individual skull it's own tattoo? I don't know. I don't care.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: invisible monsters, world war z, Rebecca, black coffe blues, house of leaves, Harry potter, microsurfs, ask the dusk.

Movies: the puffy chair, Jeff who lives at home, the future, uncle kent, rid of me, being John Malkovich, factotum, but I'm a cheerleader, mean girls, exit through the gift shop, moon rise kingdom, tiny furniture, royal tennebaums, life aquatic and everything else Wes Anderson.

T.V. True blood, the office, the IT crowd, parks and rec, always sunny, trailer park boys, Dr. Who, Orange is the New Black, once upon a time, Derek and anything on investigative discovery.

Music: Jets to brazil, mineral, braid, brand new, jawbreaker, nectromantics, winds of plague, champion, saves the day, alkaline trio, wilco, nuetral milk hotel, modest mouse, iron and wine, bjork, belle and sebastian, Ani difranco, skip James, the books, the French kicks, camera obscure, peaches, Mia, the promise ring, cap n jazz, Adele, minus the bear, aberfeldy, architecture in Helsinki, mates of state, boy least likely to, arcade fire, neon trees, the ting tings, the sounds, Alabama shakes, cat power, rilo kiley... To be continued...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
books, music, art, alone time, cynicism and people who appreciate it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
"If every angel's terrible, then why do you welcome them? If blue eye babes raised as Hitler little brides and sons, if they have angelic tendencies like some boys tend to act like queens. If every angel's terrible then why do you watch her sleep, love to hear her sing and wear purple eyes like rings? 'Oh every angel's terrible' said Freud and Rilke, and all the the same. Rimbaud never paid no mind, but Jimmi Morrison had his elevators. He had his elevator angels. If every angel's terrible, then why do you hide inside her like a child in a skirt? The supermarket's loud and bright and boy don't she feel warm tonight.?"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either listening to the endless drumming rhythm of my isolation or becoming more and more disillusioned with online dating.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
O.o
You should message me if
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I can't think of a whole lot of reasons to message me. I can think of quite a few not to such as:
You are any type of married.
You live with your parents.
You meet the criteria to match the federal poverty level.
You are a felon.
You have substance abuse problem.
You send dick pics.
or you are boring.