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41 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 27–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating

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Last Online
Today – 3:54am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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I shot a man in Reno once but I didn't stick around to see how it turned out.
What I’m doing with my life
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Yeech. Next question please.

I'm not good at breaking the ice but I make a sweet cocktail once it's broken into little ice cubes. Or shards.

I work as an Xray tech evenings in the ER. Yes I see gross stuff. No I don't see as many weird rectal probing type incidents as people seem to think I should have seen. We're both lucky about that. So you can't gross me out, at least not easy. In fact I would respect any attempt made to do so.

I ride my bike to work, I play a lot of pinball. I like comedy and podcasts a lot.
I’m really good at
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I make a good salad, I'm pretty good at pinball and play in a league, riding my bike everywhere, cooking dinner, having drinks. I can make pretty good fart noises and cluck like a chicken.
The first things people usually notice about me
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A vast array of physical deformities and malodies. Usually the smell is the first thing. It gets pretty bad as I am allergic to both clean water & towels. I have been using the same bath water for 8 months.
Then of course the Parkinson's disease, or the Parallel Parkinson's disease, or the Valet Parkinson's disease if you should see me driving my Bluth Company stair car with all the hop-ons. The wild unkept beard with a small bird living in it stands out, as does the family haircut. The flea-ridden poncho I won in a fight with a stray 3-legged dog, the I'm with clumsy T-shirt. I'm carrying a dog-eared copy of A Confederacy of Dunces. All the scars on my face from smallpox, polio, chickenpox, shingles, Ebola, eczema and the knife fights I get into. I suffer from hot tub foot, droopy eyelids, tennis forearm, loose hair and jungle scrotum. Recently i was self-diagnosed with eratic eye, rum knuckles, tennis fist and static cling eyelashes. And of course the hook hand, the hook thumb, the eyepatch, the earpatch and the mole. The mole you can see, not the one under the mole patch. I usually carry a "The End Is Nigh" sign and wear tissue box shoes. And I'm towing jars of my saved urine in my Radio Flyer red wagon, at least until I can get a ride on the Spruce Moose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've been reading William Gibson, his new one The Peripheral and an old one All Tomorrow's Parties. And Poking a Dead Frog, which is interviews with comedy writers. And that's led to me reading Infinite Jest so that should keep me busy for a month. On Kindle I've read Perv- A Love Story and All You Need Is Kill which is the silly but fun book that Edge of Tomorrow with Tom Cruise is based on. That movie did poorly in the box office so now they call it Live Die Repeat. That's marketing I guess. The book and the movie are both good.

I like going to movies. Let's go to movies. recently saw Birdman, Interstellar and Nightcrawler. Mixed feelings about interstellar and I loved both Birdman and Nightcrawler.

I've been watching brooklyn Nine-nine, bobs burgers and Trailer Park Boys. Oh and the most recent Venture Bros. & re-watching Parks & Rec. Maybe some Community mixed in.

Music? They still play music?

I like food a lot. I think the ramen joint Chuko is my favorite restaurant.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Impossible things before breakfast.

And headphones.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ping pong, adventure stories, Choose your own Adventure* stories, Choose your own Adventure stories about ping pong, pinball, cats, The X-files, podcasts, food, Eris, The Book of the Subgenius, games

*The guy** that created Choose your own Adventure died recently after I wrote this***. I sincerely hope that my actions did not cause this somehow like a crazy The Secret vs. quantum physics gone evil type of event. Also electricity.

** Raymond Almiran Montgomery

*** It feels like it was kind of a while ago
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing my hair.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I will assume that's a compliment thank you so much
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