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41 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–45
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

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5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Under New Management!
Take advantage of our new lowered standards!

I really like to eat and laugh mostly.

The Stay-Pufft Matshmallow Man is my spirit animal.

Homer Simpson is my Golden Idol.

Eris, Greek Goddess of confusion and discord is my Diety.

I'm basically the list of side effects you would get in the matrix by taking half of the red pill and half of the blue pill.

Ok here's the deal. I live in bushwick and work in lower Manhattan, at night. It's ruining my social life. I spend a lot of my time cooking or preparing food so I don't have to buy lunch in the financial district. These days a lot of salads, smoothies and juices, and Sichuan pepper stir fry.

My ideal lady would understand my sense of humor (it's dark yet clever) dig that I like to spend Sunday reading in bed and drinking coffee and playing video games or seeing a movie. Now that it's spring go for bike ride adventures. Or car adventures. For some reason I have a car. I also spend a lot of time playing pinball (I'm in a league) and outside I like frisbee and badminton a lot.
What I’m doing with my life
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I work as an Xray technician at a hospital. Yes I have gross stories. No I don't have any stories about mysterious things being stuck in rectums. Can't we all be glad about that? Okay I might be a little disappointed. Only a little.

Seriously I see a lot of gross stuff. You can't possibly gross me out. Yes that's a dare.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, pinball, making dinner, coconut rice crispy treats, yoyo tricks, popcorn made in a not microwave, being funny once you start to see my absurd side. Mostly awkward before that.

Also random trivia, focused knowledge, and being totally jealous of my cat.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I was raised by Yeti which are a very secretive and powerful race. You would be lucky to notice me. I'm good at hiding in plain sight.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I started out my reading year with Infinite Jest and it's now among my favorite books. Also read Pervert- A Love Story by Jerry Stahl and now I'm reading Con Men (it's about con men) and that's nonfiction and The Killing Floor which is fiction. It's a Jack Reacher Novel. Kinda trashy but fun. And I'm also reading You Don't Know Me But You Don't Like Me which is about the bands Phish (I'm not a fan) and Insaine Clown Posse (again, not really a fan) and finally for Easter I read The Second Coming which has God leaving for a fishing trip during the Renaissance and comes back about now to find this mess and sends Jesus back to try again, but he's just been getting high with Hendrix. So he wins American Idol. It was okay.

Are you convinced I like books yet? William Gibson is, I figure, my favorite.

I love movies too!

Shows? Well I'm on Kimmy Schmidt which is totally kick ass for Netflix. On Hulu it's the Last Man In Earth. On Amazon it was Justified now I don't think anything. And on Yahoo it's Community. Yeah you heard me. yahoo. If I was ever home at 7 I would plug in the hDTV antenna and watch Jeopardy.

Food, yeah I can cook AND eat.

For music I've been listening to old Hip Hop Yacht Rock mixes from
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six Things?!

Sichuan pepper
My Titanium Spork
Rubber Bands

But I would give them all up, for a few more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I shot a man in Reno once but I didn't stick around to see how it turned out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing my hair.

Once that's settled I might be at Moe's for a beer, or drinks at the Reagle Beagle, or dancing at the Hip Joint, maybe listening to a live Mouse Rat set at the Snake Hole, getting trashed at Paddy's Pub, perhaps a frozen banana at The Big Yellow Joint, maybe a bite at Club Obi Wan and then hopefully the antidote, maybe drop a few moonstones at Moxii's Red Light, late night waffles at J.J.'s diner

More likely I'll just make a pillow fort and read sci-fi novels under sheets with a flashlight.

SRSLY I work Friday nights. And Saturday days til 8 so Saturday nights and Sunday nights are my time to shine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was on an episode of Kitchen Nightmares. I waited on Gordon himself.
You should message me if
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You LOVE Lil' Sebastion. And HATE calzones.

I work evenings, and my weekend is Sunday-Monday. So it would help if you are a night owl, or have a strange schedule or want to brave the most awful night of the week, Saturday. I'm into brunch Sunday's and comedy Monday's.
Normally I get off work at 11:30