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41 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 27–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:03am
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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Just a rabbit looking for a delicious carrot. I've been making a lot of juice lately maybe I'm delirious.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm an X-ray technician. I take X-rays and do CT studies. I suppose X-ray photographer sounds a little sexier. Which gives me insurance which is great, I imagine having health insurance is comparable to making your first million in the 80's. Also let's me see some really nasty, gross smelly things. You know if you're into that.

I live in bushwick, cook a lot and am pretty good at it. I worked in restaurants for a long time. I play a lot of pinball, I'm in a league. It's a mild obsession. I bike most places if I can and want to get into ping pong. Yeah. I'm a comedy die hard and go to a lot if shows and go to nitehawk cinema quite a bit.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Embracing my Yeti heritage,
Pulling the wool over my own eyes,
Faking it til I'm making it (So, faking it)
Chewing gum and not choking at the same time
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A vast array of physical deformities and malodies. Usually the smell is the first thing. It gets pretty bad as I am allergic to both clean water & towels. I have been using the same bath water for 8 months.
Then of course the Parkinson's disease, or the Parallel Parkinson's disease, or the Valet Parkinson's disease if you should see me driving my Bluth Company stair car with all the hop-ons. The wild unkept beard with a small bird living in it stands out, as does the family haircut. The flea-ridden poncho I won in a fight with a stray 3-legged dog, the I'm with clumsy T-shirt. I'm carrying a dog-eared copy of A Confederacy of Dunces. All the scars on my face from smallpox, polio, chickenpox, shingles, eczema and the knife fights I get into. I suffer from hot tub foot, droopy eyelids, tennis forearm, loose hair and jungle scrotum. Recently i was self-diagnosed with eratic eye, rum knuckles, tennis fist and static cling eyelashes. And of course the hook hand, the hook thumb, the eyepatch, the earpatch and the mole. The mole you can see, not the one under the mole patch. I usually carry a "The End Is Nigh" sign and wear tissue box shoes. And I'm towing jars of my saved urine in my Radio Flyer red wagon, at least until I can get a ride on the Spruce Moose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Hmm. In order?

I read a lot. I was studying for my CT registry and gave up leisure reading for a while. Lately I've read Happy Mutant Baby Pills, a few Remo Williams adventure novels, 1Q84, I Want My MTV and oral history of MTV, The Amatuers & Kill Your Friends by John Niven...

Food is really good too. I like food a lot, and cook pretty good too. Started a new batch of black pepper tumeric kraut last night. It's starting to ferment now. In theory it's done now, 2 weeks later. Actually pretty good it turned out. Better start more.

Recent Screen entertainment habits- saw Snowpiercer, saw The Thing at Nite Hawk, saw the Apes movie, been watching The X-Files at home. Saw Lucy and it was really terrible. Love bob's Burgers.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Impossible things before breakfast

Backscratch. Even against a tree like a common bear.

Peanut butter. And jelly. And my favorite show, Law & Order: PB&J staring Ice-Milk

Podcasts. For serious I've pretty much replaced TV with them.

Pineapple. Deadly serious about that.

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Will I ever learn to type "of" instead of "if"
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out how to get my VCR to stop blinking

*update: I made that up. I was really good at setting those clocks, and timers too. Blinking Clock jokes are a sign of age. As in "when I was in college no one ever knew what time it was because no one could figure out how to set a clock! It was a government conspiracy started back even before Tricky Dick was kicked out. The important thing is, I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style of the time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot a man in Reno once, but I didn't stick around to see how it turned out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are funny or need funny I suppose. If you enjoy ping pong, can throw a frisbee or play the pinball those are things that help. Or just want to watch top chef on Hulu.