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41 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 27–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 1:53pm
5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You want the truth? You can't handle the truth.

I am not a beautiful and unique snowflake.
I am the same decaying organic matter as everyone else.

Just a rabbit looking for a delicious carrot. I've been making a lot of juice lately maybe I'm delirious. Like Groucho Marx said, I'm not crazy about reality but it's the only place to get a good meal. Say hi. Ask me something. I'll write back with some real answers if you want them.

I've been debating adding some details here but the more I stare at what I wrote the more true it feels. Take that, summary.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
What are YOU doing with YOUR life, huh?

Sorry I didn't mean to get defensive. All these personal questions.

I work as an X-ray technician. That's a medical field profession but if that doesn't sound sexy enough just think of me as a photographer. I know that's sexy. My clientele just happen to be sick, broken, sometimes drunk smelly and homeless. It's pretty awesome. Sometimes pretty gross. I work evenings, 3-11:30pm so my schedule is not the norm.

Seriously what do people do? I go to work by bike when possible. It is 35 degrees out and I'm still biking to work. I stop and play pinball. I hang out with my cat and tell him how fluffy he is. Maybe I watch a movie and read. Coffee. More coffee. Less smoking, more vaping or gum. Go to movies. You know, stuff. I cook quite a bit although these days there is a lot of juice and salad in my cooking.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Pinball, making dinner, laughing, saying the wrong thing, being awkward for a while, fining a good roast beef sandwich.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A vast array of physical deformities and malodies. Usually the smell is the first thing. It gets pretty bad as I am allergic to both clean water & towels. I have been using the same bath water for 8 months.
Then of course the Parkinson's disease, or the Parallel Parkinson's disease, or the Valet Parkinson's disease if you should see me driving my Bluth Company stair car with all the hop-ons. The wild unkept beard with a small bird living in it stands out, as does the family haircut. The flea-ridden poncho I won in a fight with a stray 3-legged dog, the I'm with clumsy T-shirt. I'm carrying a dog-eared copy of A Confederacy of Dunces. All the scars on my face from smallpox, polio, chickenpox, shingles, Ebola, eczema and the knife fights I get into. I suffer from hot tub foot, droopy eyelids, tennis forearm, loose hair and jungle scrotum. Recently i was self-diagnosed with eratic eye, rum knuckles, tennis fist and static cling eyelashes. And of course the hook hand, the hook thumb, the eyepatch, the earpatch and the mole. The mole you can see, not the one under the mole patch. I usually carry a "The End Is Nigh" sign and wear tissue box shoes. And I'm towing jars of my saved urine in my Radio Flyer red wagon, at least until I can get a ride on the Spruce Moose.

Oh and Ebola was on that list BEFORE it was cool. Take that, hipsters. Word IS virus.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Hmm. In order?

I read a good amount. At this moment I'm reading William Gibson's new book, The Peripheral and I'm reading it slow cause I want it to last. Recently read Old Man's War on the kindle on a recommendation. On my trip to Cali I read Straight White Male by John Niven. Before that the new Murakami. Before that happy mutant baby pills. I read a lot. On my kindle right now is Perv-A Love Story and I really like it. It's not that dirty. Maybe it is.

Food is really good too. I like food a lot, and cook pretty good too. But I hate eggs. I make a lot of fresh juice and salads.

Movies are good. Saw interstellar. Before that the last one I saw though was Wayne's World at nite hawk. That rocked. I would very much like to go see Birdman. Like today. Nightcrawler would also be acceptable.

If the only movies were Ghostbusters and Aliens I'd do okay.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Impossible things before breakfast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ping pong, adventure stories, choose your own adventure stories, Choose your own adventure stories about ping pong, pinball, cats, The X-files, podcasts, food, Eris, The Book of the Subgenius, games
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing my hair.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I shot a man in Reno once, but I didn't stick around to see how it turned out.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You need some magazine subscriptions. I can get you a good deal. Or just if you want to meet someone goofy who won't give men a bad name.