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41 Brooklyn, NY Man


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  • Ages 27–45
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My Details

Last Online
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5′ 7″ (1.71m)
Body Type
A little extra
Strictly anything
When drinking
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats

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My self-summary
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We believe that the purpose of science is to serve mankind. You however seem to regard science as some kind of dodge or hustle. Your theories are the worst kind of popular tripe, your methods are sloppy and your conclusions are poor...

I, doctor Emmet Brown I am about embark on an historic journey…
what am I thinking of? I almost forgot to bring more plutonium!?
How did I ever expect to get back I only have enough for one trip am I outta my mind?!

That's how I usually feel. One of those.

Lots of girls like me because let's face it I'm pretty adorable. And my aloofness reminds them of their fathers so uh, I'm more used to them approaching me*

I am an X-ray Technician at a hospital
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Go to broker and see if I can borrow enough money to buy a property to live on

Dentist: Teeth cleaning 6 month**

More David Foster Wallance? What's a good intermezzo? There was Thinking, Fast and Slow [Farrar, Straus and Giroux, 2011] about decision making that I really want to look into

The Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man is my spirit animal

P&A Group; get discount on Metrocard/Tax credit

Get that part for that thing that's missing

Watch Moonraker

Kraut-Whole Foods-Cabbage,Shallots,Garlic,Peper, SALT NO IODINE PLEASE
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make a good salad, I'm pretty good at pinball and play in a league, riding my bike everywhere, cooking dinner, having drinks. Settlers of Catan. Soup. I can cluck like a chicken. I'm not great at breaking the ice but I make a mean cocktail once its broken.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A vast array of physical deformities and malodies. Usually the smell is the first thing. It gets pretty bad as I am allergic to both clean water & towels. I have been using the same bath water for 8 months.
Then of course the Parkinson's disease, or the Parallel Parkinson's disease, or the Valet Parkinson's disease if you should see me driving my Bluth Company stair car with all the hop-ons. The wild unkept beard with a small bird living in it stands out, as does the family haircut. The flea-ridden poncho I won in a fight with a stray 3-legged dog, the I'm with clumsy T-shirt. I'm carrying a dog-eared copy of A Confederacy of Dunces. All the scars on my face from smallpox, polio, chickenpox, shingles, Ebola, eczema and the knife fights I get into. I suffer from hot tub foot, droopy eyelids, tennis forearm, loose hair and jungle scrotum. Recently i was self-diagnosed with eratic eye, rum knuckles, tennis fist and static cling eyelashes. And of course the hook hand, the hook thumb, the eyepatch, the earpatch and the mole. The mole you can see, not the one under the mole patch. I usually carry a "The End Is Nigh" sign and wear tissue box shoes. And I'm towing jars of my saved urine in my Radio Flyer red wagon, at least until I can get a ride on the Spruce Moose.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I'm reading Poking a Dead Frog which is a series of interviews with comedy writers. The one with Mike Schur led to me reading Infinite Jest. That's a big book. I finished it. On a subway. Felt really weird. It's like the Ulysses of books.

I'd like to read Moby Dick I guess. That book is like my white whale.

The last few movies I saw were Whiplash, Night Crawler, and Interstellar. Night Crawler is the best of those.

I bought the first season of Rick & Morty for myself. I wanted to listen to the commentaries. One of the best shows evar.

Food is great. I love food. And I can cook it a bit too.

I'm a podcast junkie. But I don't listen to serial and I don't care about Ira Glass. Try Harmontown, Ca$hing in with T.J. Miller, Uhh Yeah Dude, other funny ones.

The Young Ones
Father Ted
The Blues Brothers
The Hudsucker Proxy
Venture Bros.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six Things?!

Oh, but I would give it all, for a little more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I shot a man in Reno once but I didn't stick around to see how it turned out.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing my hair.

Once that's settled I might be at Moe's for a beer, or drinks at the Reagle Beagle, or dancing at the Hip Joint, maybe listening to a live Mouse Rat set at the Snake Hole, getting trashed at Paddy's Pub, maybe a bite at Club Obi Wan and then hopefully the antidote, maybe drop a few moonstones at Moxii's Red Light.

More likely I'll just make a pillow fort and read sci-fi novels under sheets with a flashlight.

SERIOUSLY I work Friday nights. And Saturday days til 8 so Saturday nights and Sunday nights are my time to shine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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n. a state or attack of uneasiness or unreasonableness:
The mumbo jumbo gave me the fantods
Mid 19th cent.: of unknown origin

x. To "see the fnords" means to be unaffected*** by the supposed hypnotic power of the word or, more loosely, of other fighting words. The term may also be used to refer to the experience of becoming aware of a phenomenon's ubiquity after first observing it.
Developed 19th cent.:of discordian origin
You should message me if
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You love Lil' Sebastion. And HATE calzones.

*There's not really an answer here, but of course I stole that.
** Always Floss
***italics removed, or absent