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xraysasha

40 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Jun 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Like Zaphod, I'm jus zis guy, you know?
What I’m doing with my life
What's anyone doing with their life? I moved back east about three years ago. I've been a bit of a wanderer. Grew up in Jersey, school in Massachusetts, snowboarding in Vail, wine in napa valley, maybe a summer in Portland, now Brooklyn. So, what am I doing now? Mostly working as an X-ray tech and studying to be a CT tech. And playing pinball, cooking,watching True Detective.
I’m really good at
Embracing my Yeti heritage,
Pulling the wool over my own eyes,
Faking it til I'm making it
Chewing gum and not choking at the same time
The first things people usually notice about me
A vast array of physical deformities and malodies. Usually the smell is often the first thing. It gets pretty bad as I am allergic to clean water & towels. I have been using the same bath water for 8 months.
Then of course the Parkinson's disease, or the Parallel Parkinson's disease, or the Valet Parkinson's disease if you should see me driving my Bluth Company stair car with all the hop-ons. The wild unkept beard with a small bird living in it stands out, as does the family haircut. The flea-ridden poncho I won in a fight with a stray 3-legged dog, the I'm with clumsy T-shirt. I'm carrying a dog-eared copy of A Confederacy of Dunces. All the scars on my face from smallpox, polio, chickenpox, shingles, eczema and the knife fights I get into. I suffer from hot tub foot, droopy eyelids, tennis forearm, loose hair and jungle scrotum. Recently i was self-diagnosed with eratic eye, rum knuckles, tennis fist and static cling eyelashes. And of course the hook hand, the hook thumb, the eyepatch, the earpatch and the mole. The mole you can see, not the one under the mole patch. I usually carry a "The End Is Nigh" sign and wear tissue box shoes. And I'm towing jars of my saved urine in my Radio Flyer red wagon.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hmm. In order?

Been reading a lot of horror. Like a lot. But currently reading South if Broad and Roadside picnics which is a Russian sci fi novel that got re released and translated. I finished those and am reading You Can't Win the story of hobo, criminal and legend John Black and his escape from Foldom Prison in I think 1917.

Food is really good too. I like food a lot, and cook pretty good too. Started a new batch of black pepper tumeric kraut last night. It's starting to ferment now. In theory it's done now, 2 weeks later. Actually pretty good it turned out. Better start more*

Recent Screen entertainment habits include Brooklyn nine-nine or Bob's Burgers on Hulu, Louie or The League or Portlandia on Netflix. Movies have been The Shining, Nothing But Trouble, Before Sunrise, Raising Arizona, Rare Exports a Christmas Tale...
The six things I could never do without
Impossible things before breakfast

Backscratch. Even against a tree like a common bear.

Peanut butter. And jelly. And my favorite show, Law & Order: PB&J staring Ice-Milk

Podcasts. For serious I've pretty much replaced TV with them.

Pineapple. Deadly serious about that.

Comedy.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Will I ever learn to type "of" instead of "if"
On a typical Friday night I am
Trying to figure out how to get my VCR to stop blinking
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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shot a man in Reno once, but I didn't stick around to see how it turned out.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 27–48
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You think you've got what it takes. Or if you don't but you want me to convince you that you do.