Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Under New Management!
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The Stay-Pufft Matshmallow Man is my spirit animal.
Homer Simpson is my Golden Idol.
Eris, Greek Goddess of confusion and discord is my Diety.
I'm basically the list of side effects you would get in the matrix
by taking half of the red pill and half of the blue pill.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work as an Xray technician at a hospital. Yes I have gross
stories. No I don't have any stories about mysterious things being
stuck in rectums. Can't we all be glad about that? Okay I might be
a little disappointed. Only a little.
Seriously I see a lot of gross stuff. You can't possibly gross me
out. Yes that's a dare.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Reading, pinball, making dinner, coconut rice crispy treats, yoyo
tricks, popcorn made in a not microwave, being funny once you start
to see my absurd side. Mostly awkward before that.
Also random trivia, focused knowledge, and being totally jealous of
The first things people usually notice about me
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You noticed me? That's sweet. I'm probably blushing, so that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I started out my reading year with Infinite Jest and it's now among
my favorite books. I also read Don't Point that Thing at Me which
is the detective novel that failure of a movie Mordecai was based
on. Didn't see the movie. Great book. Also read Pervert- A Love
Story by Jerry Stahl and now I'm reading Con Men (it's about con
men) and that's nonfiction and The Killing Floor which is fiction.
It's a Jack Reacher Novel. Kinda trashy but fun. And I'm also
reading You Don't Know Me But You Don't Like Me which is about the
bands Phish (I'm not a fan) and Insaine Clown Posse (again, not
really a fan)
Are you convinced I like books yet? William Gibson is, I figure, my
I love movies too!
Shows? Well I'm on Kimmy Schmidt which is totally kick ass for
Netflix. On Hulu it's the Last Man In Earth. On Amazon it was
Justified now I don't think anything. And on Yahoo it's Community.
Yeah you heard me. yahoo. If I was ever home at 7 I would plug in
the hDTV antenna and watch Jeopardy.
Food, yeah I can cook. Right now I'm very juice and smoothie heavy
and I make awesome salads.
For music I've been listening to old Hip Hop Yacht Rock mixes from
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My Titanium Spork
But I would give them all up, for a few more.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I shot a man in Reno once but I didn't stick around to see how it
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Washing my hair.
Once that's settled I might be at Moe's for a beer, or drinks at
the Reagle Beagle, or dancing at the Hip Joint, maybe listening to
a live Mouse Rat set at the Snake Hole, getting trashed at Paddy's
Pub, perhaps a frozen banana at The Big Yellow Joint, maybe a bite
at Club Obi Wan and then hopefully the antidote, maybe drop a few
moonstones at Moxii's Red Light, late night waffles at J.J.'s
More likely I'll just make a pillow fort and read sci-fi novels
under sheets with a flashlight.
SRSLY I work Friday nights. And Saturday days til 8 so Saturday
nights and Sunday nights are my time to shine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I steal paper towels and toilet paper from work.
You should message me if
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You LOVE Lil' Sebastion. And HATE calzones.
I work evenings, and my weekend is Sunday-Monday. So it would help
if you are a night owl, or have a strange schedule or want to brave
the most awful night of the week, Saturday. I'm into brunch
Sunday's and comedy Monday's.
Normally I get off work at 11:30
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