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41 • M • Brooklyn, NY
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 27–48
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
- Last Online
- Today – 5:03am
- 5′ 7″ (1.71m)
- Body Type
- A little extra
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Atheism, and laughing about it
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t want kids
- Likes dogs and has cats
I live in bushwick, cook a lot and am pretty good at it. I worked in restaurants for a long time. I play a lot of pinball, I'm in a league. It's a mild obsession. I bike most places if I can and want to get into ping pong. Yeah. I'm a comedy die hard and go to a lot if shows and go to nitehawk cinema quite a bit.
Pulling the wool over my own eyes,
Faking it til I'm making it (So, faking it)
Chewing gum and not choking at the same time
Then of course the Parkinson's disease, or the Parallel Parkinson's disease, or the Valet Parkinson's disease if you should see me driving my Bluth Company stair car with all the hop-ons. The wild unkept beard with a small bird living in it stands out, as does the family haircut. The flea-ridden poncho I won in a fight with a stray 3-legged dog, the I'm with clumsy T-shirt. I'm carrying a dog-eared copy of A Confederacy of Dunces. All the scars on my face from smallpox, polio, chickenpox, shingles, eczema and the knife fights I get into. I suffer from hot tub foot, droopy eyelids, tennis forearm, loose hair and jungle scrotum. Recently i was self-diagnosed with eratic eye, rum knuckles, tennis fist and static cling eyelashes. And of course the hook hand, the hook thumb, the eyepatch, the earpatch and the mole. The mole you can see, not the one under the mole patch. I usually carry a "The End Is Nigh" sign and wear tissue box shoes. And I'm towing jars of my saved urine in my Radio Flyer red wagon, at least until I can get a ride on the Spruce Moose.
I read a lot. I was studying for my CT registry and gave up leisure reading for a while. Lately I've read Happy Mutant Baby Pills, a few Remo Williams adventure novels, 1Q84, I Want My MTV and oral history of MTV, The Amatuers & Kill Your Friends by John Niven...
Food is really good too. I like food a lot, and cook pretty good too. Started a new batch of black pepper tumeric kraut last night. It's starting to ferment now. In theory it's done now, 2 weeks later. Actually pretty good it turned out. Better start more.
Recent Screen entertainment habits- saw Snowpiercer, saw The Thing at Nite Hawk, saw the Apes movie, been watching The X-Files at home. Saw Lucy and it was really terrible. Love bob's Burgers.
Backscratch. Even against a tree like a common bear.
Peanut butter. And jelly. And my favorite show, Law & Order: PB&J staring Ice-Milk
Podcasts. For serious I've pretty much replaced TV with them.
Pineapple. Deadly serious about that.
*update: I made that up. I was really good at setting those clocks, and timers too. Blinking Clock jokes are a sign of age. As in "when I was in college no one ever knew what time it was because no one could figure out how to set a clock! It was a government conspiracy started back even before Tricky Dick was kicked out. The important thing is, I had an onion tied to my belt, which was the style of the time.
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