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xshutfacex

32 Alameda, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a little bit of column A, a little bit from column B and so on. I'm a seeker of life. I live it to the max and won't stop until I die. I'm a thrill seeker, creative fellow and pretty much just awesome. Overall I'm just happy, I'm just really happy with life right now and don't plan on that ending any time soon. I'm the class comedian and will crack you up sucka. That's a promise. You've been warned
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm living it! Planning my next vacation, my next jump, and my next adventure. Trying to think when will I ever have some free time. Seems like I'm always doing something and I can't say I'm complaining. Working is thrown in there to. Thinking of my next great story. Just having a great time really.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Breathing for one thing. I do it well each day. Telling a story. Singing a song. Actually I make children cry with it. So I have a singing muzzle. Ok back on track here. Eating bacon I'm good at. Not too shabby at useless facts and trivia. Laughing and making those around me laugh. Listening. Talking about space and science. Falling to earth from a plane.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Beard, happy, and I didn't take that old ladies purse.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: James Patterson novels of the Alex Cross variety, Moneyball, The Lost World. Too be honest I'm not the biggest on reading. The Walking Dead comics.

Movies: A Beautiful Mind, Mallrats, Sunshine, The original Amityville Horror, Goonies, The Monster Squad, All the Batman movies aside from the one with Arnold and Robin, The Illusionist, spaceballs, empire records, clerks 1 and 2, chasing amy, eurotrip, transformers, thank you for smoking, 300, sin city, dont be a menace, big fish, the bourne movies, short circuit 1 and 2, the back to the future movies, full metal jacket, a clockwork orange, howard the duck, harold and kumar, big trouble in little china, cast away, airplane, garden state, old school, out cold, pcu, supertroopers, beerfest, apollo 13. Theres so much more but I only have so much space. New addition is Ted

Music: I have a wide range. Rock, classic rock, heavy metal, hardcore, street punk, pop, old school rap, and what ever sounds good to my ear.

Shows: Just going to list the currents. House, Law and Order SVU, The Mentalist, NCIS and NCIS LA, How I met your mother, the big bang theory, Burn Notice, Royal Pains, Suits, Pawn Stars, American Pickers, Family Guy, Cleveland Show, Adult Swim shows, Tosh.0, Archer, History channel, Science channel, 30 rock, Two Broke Girls, The Office, and eureka. The Walking Dead is probably the best show on tv hands down.

Food: I'm a meat and potatoes guy. I love seafood, New Haven Pizza. Bacon. I think Bacon should be a meal on its own. I make a mean double layered cake. I'm willing to be adventurous with food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1.Oxygen
2.my cat (yeah hes awesome so get used to him)
3.human contact
4.cherry coke
5.adventure
6.laughter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What to do next. When can I travel to space. Is there a good movie out? What to eat. What haven't I done yet. What are my friends doing this weekend. Is there always room for jello? What new experiences are out there for me to explore.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Meeting up with friends for some sort of shenanigans. Shenanigans includes, going out to eat, bowling, pool, driving around for no reason, watching a movie, grabbing a drink, or just doing something stupid fun
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I helped fake the Moon Landing
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If I message you? How many women on here make the first move. come on! I dare ya!

New thing please say something more than just hi and whats up.
You have something to offer to a conversation.
You want to go sky diving.
You love Halloween
You don't live in fear you just live