biteolife
32 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
happy to share summaries of ourselves in person over a couple of cocktails.

i'm pretty good at photography. i want a miniature pig. and a miniature horse. they'd be best friends. don't know what to name them, though.
What I’m doing with my life
treating myself to a yearlong hiatus from a very secure but admittedly boring career in med sales to expand my photography business and learn a foreign language.
let's see what happens🙌
I’m really good at
sneak-petting dogs as they walk past me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
people:
beck, the coen brothers, ray kurzweil, conan o'brien, anthony bourdain, leonardo dicaprio, amy poehler, damon albarn, danny boyle, simon rich, thom yorke, dan winters, beth gibbons, krishnamurti, kofka, rumi

places:
rio de janeiro, new orleans, brussels, kauai, the lower east side

things:
the union square greenmarket, 500 px, coconut water, amazon prime, cointreau margaritas, the onion, gawkr, theoatmeal.com, ultimate frisbee, running, muji, zen and the art of archery, pies n' thighs, lox and bagels, sri lankan food, discover mag, colors 41
The six things I could never do without
camera
fresh air
goals
travel plans
my friends
amazon prime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
“your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
― rumi
On a typical Friday night I am
gallivanting or netflixing
You should message me if
jeffrey is a licensed hearing care professional residing in brooklyn, new york with his dog mr skippy.
he is best known for his series of plagiarized high school essays, the passive aggressive refrigerator notes to his dog (mr skippy), and a disgruntled collection of letters written to the new york city metropolitan transit authority spanning from 2011 - 2014.
in his spare time jeffrey enjoys running, cooking, and writing about himself in 3rd person.
you should totally message him if you read this bio, because he is a very cool guy and has awesome dance moves.
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