i'm pretty good at photography. i want a miniature pig. and a miniature horse. they'd be best friends. don't know what to name them, though.
let's see what happens🙌
beck, the coen brothers, ray kurzweil, conan o'brien, anthony bourdain, leonardo dicaprio, amy poehler, damon albarn, danny boyle, simon rich, thom yorke, dan winters, beth gibbons, krishnamurti, kofka, rumi
rio de janeiro, new orleans, brussels, kauai, the lower east side
the union square greenmarket, 500 px, coconut water, amazon prime, cointreau margaritas, the onion, gawkr, theoatmeal.com, ultimate frisbee, running, muji, zen and the art of archery, pies n' thighs, lox and bagels, sri lankan food, discover mag, colors 41
he is best known for his series of plagiarized high school essays, the passive aggressive refrigerator notes to his dog (mr skippy), and a disgruntled collection of letters written to the new york city metropolitan transit authority spanning from 2011 - 2014.
in his spare time jeffrey enjoys running, cooking, and writing about himself in 3rd person.
you should totally message him if you read this bio, because he is a very cool guy and has awesome dance moves.