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biteolife

31 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Taurus
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Medicine
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
happy to share summaries of ourselves in person over a couple of cocktails.

i'm pretty good at photography. i want a miniature pig. and a miniature horse. they'd be best friends. don't know what to name them, though.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
i restore peoples hearing and run a clinic it's rewarding, challenging and enjoyable so thats all ways good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
sneak-petting dogs as they walk past me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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people:
beck, the coen brothers, ray kurzweil, conan o'brien, anthony bourdain, leonardo dicaprio, damon albarn, danny boyle, simon rich, thom yorke, dan winters, krishnamurti, kofka, rumi

places:
rio de janeiro, new orleans, brussels, kauai, the lower east side

things:
the union square greenmarket, 500 px, coconut water, amazon prime, cointreau margaritas, the onion, gawkr, theoatmeal.com, ultimate frisbee, running, muji, zen and the art of archery, pies n' thighs, lox and bagels, sri lankan food, discover mag, colors 41
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
camera
fresh air
goals
travel plans
my friends
amazon prime
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
“your task is not to seek for love, but merely to seek and find all the barriers within yourself that you have built against it.”
― rumi
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
gallivanting or netflixing
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
jeffrey is a hearing therapist and photographer who resides in brooklyn, new york with his dog mr skippy.
jeffrey is best known for his series of plagiarized high school essays, his passive aggressive refridgerator notes to his dog (mr skippy), and a collection of disgruntled letters written to the chilpoltle organization in 2011.
in his spare time he enjoys running, cooking, and writing about himself in 3rd person.
you should totally message him if you read this bio, because he is a very cool guy and has awesome dance moves.