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xtallxmattx

28 Schenectady, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–36
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jan 28
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Vegan
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Leo
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Thank you for visiting my profile. My name is Matt and I'll be your tour guide. The tour is free but donations are appreciated. Please save all questions until the end. If at any point you feel like leaving before the tour is over please quietly go fuck yourself. Your feedback is important, so on your way out there will be a message box for questions, comments, concerns, and compliments. Don't be shy. I appreciate all of you for visiting and for those of you who came from out of state, I'd like to announce that this exhibit is now mobile. Please message me for details on how to bring this glorious one of a kind exhibit to your town. If you enjoy yourself please take a complimentary star button as you exit through the gift shop.

I'm honest to a fault and that's why I have included both the positive and the negative about myself in an attempt to avoid misleading you. I have never and will never cheat on my partner, but that hasn't prevented them from cheating on me. I'm not damaged goods, but I don't trust as easily as I used to. I've never fit in with any of the labels people use to describe themselves and others like country boy, punk, jock, hipster, etc. and I used to think that was a bad thing because I had a desire to belong, but lately I've been happy being unique. If you're interested in meeting a man who thinks for himself and doesn't have a cookie cutter look or personality then maybe I'm the one for you..

I have high self esteem but low self confidence. I like the person I am because I put others before myself, I try to live the way that I think is best for the planet, and I treat others the way I want to be treated. I'm funny as well as fun to be around. I can be spontaneous but I've also been the guy saying, "Wait a minute. Maybe this isn't such a good idea." I love traveling, not just going to big tourist destinations like LA, Philly, Chicago, and Boston but also visiting the really small towns that have fun to offer like Hell, Michigan or Santa Claus, Indiana.
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I'm not confident in myself because of how much I lack when it comes to common desirable physical characteristics. I'm 6'5" which outside of the sports world makes me a freak, there's a big gap between my two front teeth, I started losing my hair when I was 19, and I'm overweight. These physical shortcomings combined with how I've been treated in the past means that it's not easy for me to put myself out there.

I'm straightedge and vegan. That doesn't mean that I hate everybody who doesn't share my view, but if the six things you can't live without are beer, weed, wine, bacon, cheese, and zoos/circuses, then we may have a hard time finding common ground. I live this way because I'm compassionate, informed, and disciplined enough to believe that the planet, the animals, and our bodies should be handled with care. Also, I'm terrified of not being in control of my own brain. Waking up clueless and having to piece together the previously night like some sort of hungover Sherlock Holmes doesn't seem like a good time to me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working for an animal rights group
Trying to make a difference
Writing
Reading
Educating myself
Trying new things
Traveling
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making people cringe with corny jokes and puns.
Scrabble
Tetris
bowling
telling the truth
having fun without a social lubricant.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Bands:
Bad Religion, Daly's Gone Wrong, Frank Turner, Front Bottoms, Garth Brooks, Lucero, Menzingers, New Found Glory, Off With Their Heads, Sage Francis, Tim Barry, Wilhelm Scream, Wonder Years

Movies:
10 Things I Hate About You, The East, Gone Girl, Numb, Scott Pilgrim VS the World, Se7en, Thank You for Smoking, The United States of Leland, Up in the Air, V For Vendetta

TV Shows:
Arrow, Californication, Dawson's Creek, Dexter, The Following, Gilmore Girls, How I Met Your Mother, The League, The Newsroom, Scrubs, Supernatural, The Wire

Food:
Asparagus, Chickpeas, Chili, Nachos, Pancakes, Pineapple, Pizza, Stuffed peppers
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Free will
2) Words
3) Generosity (it's my favorite city)
4) Knowledge
5) Friends
6) A hoodie
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Animal rights.
Human rights.
Alternatives to capitalism and the corporatocracy.
How to avoid supporting a system I don't believe in.
Reducing my environmental footprint.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Planning where to go, what to do, and what to see over the weekend.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
As I get closer to 30 I begin to feel more and more hopeless that I will ever find love.
You should message me if
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Your socks don't match.

You agree, disagree, or would like to know more about anything you've read on my profile.

You'd like to compliment me on being a breath of fresh air after looking through so many cookie cutter profiles.

You'd like to suggest or discuss the best vegan restaurants across the country.

You don't think you'll ever get over the overwhelming regret that you would feel if you didn't message me. I wouldn't want you to have to live with that forever.